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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on February 06, 2014, 11:19:48 AM

Title: The Dead Zone
Post by: The Six on February 06, 2014, 11:19:48 AM
We are now in it as far as football is concerned until late March.

Cold time of year. How will we entertain ourselves?
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 06, 2014, 11:47:40 AM
Bottomfeeder will fill us in on the latest conspiracy theories and the hippest tin hat fashions.

AUTiger1 will continue his crusade against delicious Coke product.

Kaos will argue some point verbosely and if anybody dares to contradict him he will stick his tongue out at them and think that has proved his point.

Snags will keep caring while simultaneously threatening to cut people.

Chizad and CCTAU will have political debates full of mutual respect and admiration.

RWS will keep trying to figure out how to get Bryant Denny so he might be able to watch a game live for once.

THS is going to continue his Rodney Dangerfield "Back to School" impersonation.

VV will change his name to FranklinsBitch and cut himself while listening to Morrissey and crying out, "He said he loved us!  Why did he leave?"

Dallas is going to open up his own car detailing business called "Keen Cars by Dallas" to make ends meet.

You know normal stuff.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Godfather on February 06, 2014, 11:50:03 AM
Bottomfeeder will fill us in on the latest conspiracy theories and the hippest tin hat fashions.

AUTiger1 will continue his crusade against delicious Coke product.

Kaos will argue some point verbosely and if anybody dares to contradict him he will stick his tongue out at them and think that has proved his point.

Snags will keep caring while simultaneously threatening to cut people.

Chizad and CCTAU will have political debates full of mutual respect and admiration.

RWS will keep trying to figure out how to get Bryant Denny so he might be able to watch a game live for once.

THS is going to continue his Rodney Dangerfield "Back to School" impersonation.

VV will change his name to FranklinsBitch and cut himself while listening to Morrissey and crying out, "He said he loved us!  Why did he leave?"

Dallas is going to open up his own car detailing business called "Keen Cars by Dallas" to make ends meet.

You know normal stuff.
So far my vote for:

POST.OF.THE.YEAR.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: The Six on February 06, 2014, 11:50:54 AM
You know normal stuff.

You didn't mention anything about Mama, pickup trucks, or getting drunk.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 06, 2014, 11:51:52 AM
Bottomfeeder will fill us in on the latest conspiracy theories and the hippest tin hat fashions.

AUTiger1 will continue his crusade against delicious Coke product.

Kaos will argue some point verbosely and if anybody dares to contradict him he will stick his tongue out at them and think that has proved his point.

Snags will keep caring while simultaneously threatening to cut people.

Chizad and CCTAU will have political debates full of mutual respect and admiration.

RWS will keep trying to figure out how to get Bryant Denny so he might be able to watch a game live for once.

THS is going to continue his Rodney Dangerfield "Back to School" impersonation.

VV will change his name to FranklinsBitch and cut himself while listening to Morrissey and crying out, "He said he loved us!  Why did he leave?"

Dallas is going to open up his own car detailing business called "Keen Cars by Dallas" to make ends meet.

You know normal stuff.

I love DCP, just not in my bourbon.  Now TN whiskey, pour DCP at will.  It makes Jack almost drinkable.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2014, 11:55:10 AM
So far my vote for:

POST.OF.THE.YEAR.

Damn it, stop encouraging him.  He'll never go away now.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 06, 2014, 12:08:07 PM

Dallas is going to open up his own car detailing business called "Keen Cars by Dallas" to make ends meet.


I am looking for some Mexicans as we speak. (you don't expect me to do the work do you?)
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2014, 12:12:10 PM
I am looking for some Mexicans as we speak. (you don't expect me to do the work do you?)

You can pay them with Coronas
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 06, 2014, 12:17:11 PM
You can pay them with Coronas

I have to pay them? shit.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: The Six on February 06, 2014, 12:44:38 PM
I have to pay them? shit.

And provide healthcare and pay unemployment benefits.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 06, 2014, 01:02:51 PM
And provide healthcare and pay unemployment benefits.


And most likely get sued for something. I think I'll hold off on the startup. 
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 06, 2014, 01:13:29 PM
If you need innernets, I know somebody that may be able to help.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 06, 2014, 01:16:22 PM
If you need innernets, I know somebody that may be able to help.


I got the googles and the bings right now.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: AWK on February 06, 2014, 01:18:19 PM
Balls.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Godfather on February 06, 2014, 01:20:27 PM
Balls.
How I know you are gay?
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Shug Dye on February 06, 2014, 02:48:00 PM

And most likely get sued for something.

Definitely. They all have my card.
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Ogre on February 06, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
Definitely. They all have my card.

Green card?
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 06, 2014, 03:17:33 PM
Definitely. They all have my card.


I thought you just handled construction folks? 
Title: Re: The Dead Zone
Post by: Godfather on February 06, 2014, 03:18:01 PM
Green card?
pffft this is America who needs those?