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Title: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Jumbo on February 04, 2014, 03:04:20 AM: http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1947201-jared-lorenzen-is-still-playing-quarterback-despite-weighing-320-pounds (http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1947201-jared-lorenzen-is-still-playing-quarterback-despite-weighing-320-pounds)
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 04, 2014, 09:30:14 AM: He actually has fairly good feet per that video attached to the article.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Saniflush on February 04, 2014, 09:46:59 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 04, 2014, 09:30:14 AM
He actually has fairly good feet per that video attached to the article.

Yea, if he could just figure out how to see them?
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 04, 2014, 10:33:30 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 04, 2014, 09:46:59 AM
Yea, if he could just figure out how to see them?

I'm just wondering how he's able to take a leak.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: CCTAU on February 04, 2014, 10:50:03 AM: I always thought the dude was a talented QB. Unfortunately, He cold not keep his weight under control. If he had gotten to around 240 and stayed there, I think he would have lasted longer. For a big man, he moves better than some normal sized QBs.

"Look, here comes a lead blocker. Oh shit, he has the ball"!
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Godfather on February 04, 2014, 10:57:19 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 04, 2014, 09:46:59 AM
Yea, if he could just figure out how to see them?

Any man can have a penis, it takes a real man to build a roof over it.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 04, 2014, 12:33:41 PM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 04, 2014, 10:33:30 AM
I'm just wondering how he's able to take a leak.
Speaking as a fat man with a freaky long penis, this isn't as much trouble as one might think.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2014, 12:59:11 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 04, 2014, 12:33:41 PM
Speaking as a fat man with a freaky long penis, this isn't as much trouble as one might think.

Oh come on. I've met you and you are certainly not fat.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 04, 2014, 03:27:58 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2014, 12:59:11 PM
Oh come on. I've met you and you are certainly not fat.

Wow, if he is willing to lie about that, what else would he lie about?
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2014, 08:25:14 PM: Didn't he weigh 300 or so when he played at Kentucky? Damn, he was a monster.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: CCTAU on February 04, 2014, 08:39:28 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2014, 08:25:14 PM
Didn't he weigh 300 or so when he played at Kentucky? Damn, he was a monster.

I think the link said he was 6' 4" 260 at UK.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2014, 08:41:38 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on February 04, 2014, 08:39:28 PM
I think the link said he was 6' 4" 260 at UK.
I gave up clicking links for Lent.

It was a hell of a sacrifice.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: CCTAU on February 04, 2014, 08:55:12 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2014, 08:41:38 PM
I gave up clicking links for Lent.

It was a hell of a sacrifice.

I respect that. You are welcome.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: AUownsU on February 05, 2014, 02:05:18 PM: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters (http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters)

Awesome read on his timeline since he lefy Kentucky. Guy went on to win a SB as Eli's back up and from there he dominated the lower levels of Arena ball, became the team's G.M., quit so he could play, won the league MVP the next year and followed that up by becoming the league's commissioner.
Title: Re: Jarod Lorenzen is the Pillsbury Throwboy
Post by: wesfau2 on February 05, 2014, 11:08:15 PM: Quote from: AUownsU on February 05, 2014, 02:05:18 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters (http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters)

Awesome read on his timeline since he lefy Kentucky. Guy went on to win a SB as Eli's back up and from there he dominated the lower levels of Arena ball, became the team's G.M., quit so he could play, won the league MVP the next year and followed that up by becoming the league's commissioner.

You can't knock the hustle.