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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 31, 2014, 09:17:40 PM

Title: Don't go away mad
Post by: Kaos on January 31, 2014, 09:17:40 PM
Just GO THE HELL AWAY. 

Why in the world is AJMcDouchletoo "making the rounds" in New York doing "pre Super Bowl" interviews? 

What in the floating green hell would that assburger know about a Super Bowl?  He's never been to one and never will unless T-Town Albetar buys him a ticket to one. 

Can't he just fade away and never be heard from until he resurfaces either selling insurance or on WJOX in ten years after he's divorced and married to a washed up country 'star'?
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: The Six on January 31, 2014, 09:55:28 PM
He has an endorsement deal with Axe hair products and is promoting them at Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: Kaos on January 31, 2014, 09:58:18 PM
Quote from: TheSix on January 31, 2014, 09:55:28 PM
He has an endorsement deal with Axe hair products and is promoting them at Super Bowl.

Douchebag confirmation. 

Does Axe make those lines in the side of his head?
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: The Six on January 31, 2014, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: Kaos on January 31, 2014, 09:58:18 PM
Douchebag confirmation. 

Does Axe make those lines in the side of his head?

Believe those are permanent scars. But yes, a perfect product for the guy who doesn't want to throw at the combine because he doesn't feel comfortable,throwing to WRs he hasn't had time to rep with.  :taunt:
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2014, 10:55:54 PM
I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: The Six on January 31, 2014, 11:19:29 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2014, 10:55:54 PM
I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.

Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you...
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: chinook on January 31, 2014, 11:19:59 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2014, 10:55:54 PM
I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.

Gopher, Everett?
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2014, 08:54:13 AM
Which A.J. has the Axe deal?

The one that has scars from an axe or the one who like to axe questions?
Title: Re: Don't go away mad
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2014, 11:25:54 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2014, 08:54:13 AM
Which A.J. has the Axe deal?

The one that has scars from an axe or the one who like to axe questions?

The one found one the side of the road, or the one that will be on an sideline bench?