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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on August 16, 2008, 11:35:23 AM
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Today, I begin my quest to qualify for the 2012 Olympics.
I'm first starting with a Michael Phelps-like diet. I ate four eggs, three pieces of toast, four chocolate chip pancakes, and three cups of coffee. So far, I've only had diarrhea, but I'm sure the energy will kick in soon.
Later on today, when my stomach stops hurting, I'm going to go run around my block one time. I don't want to overkill it at first, but I'll get there, right?
Who's with me? :box:
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I am! The event that I plan on competing in for the 2012 Olympics is the 50 meter free rifle in the shooting category. So far, I've shot and killed 4 people! I think my quest for gold will be easy.
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I could keep up with the eating portion but I would fucking die running.
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So far, I've shot and killed 4 people! I think my quest for gold will be easy.
Amateur.
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Amateur.
I want to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
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I am! The event that I plan on competing in for the 2012 Olympics is the 50 meter free rifle in the shooting category. So far, I've shot and killed 4 people! I think my quest for gold will be easy.
They don't count unless it was a head shot.
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Remember to not lead them as much if they're women and children! :silence:
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Remember to not lead them as much if they're women and children! :silence:
Get some, Get some!