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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Ogre on January 16, 2014, 01:41:36 PM

Title: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Ogre on January 16, 2014, 01:41:36 PM: Listen to this. (http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3869613/Rick_Ballou_on_Jeremy_Pruitt-1389829146.mp3)

TL;DL version is that Pruitt was gettin' it on with the ladies down in Tallahassee. He recently got engaged to a 23 year old (he's 39, NTTAWWT) and her one stipulation was that they had to get out of Tallahassee. Oh, and supposedly he was doing some chick who worked in the Athletic Department as well.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2014, 01:44:39 PM: He gettin' all Petrino up in here.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 01:51:08 PM: College ladies love the hair product
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: GH2001 on January 16, 2014, 01:54:33 PM: Now.....it makes sense.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 16, 2014, 02:00:02 PM: I find it hard to believe that a coach would have relations outside the bonds of marriage. I wonder if his momma knows this.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 16, 2014, 02:01:17 PM: This is a man who...love the night life. This is a man who...loves the ladies. This is a man who...hates asparagus.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: The Six on January 16, 2014, 02:01:31 PM: Athens, GA is a target rich environment.

And word on the skreet last year was Chizik really wanted to DC at FSU. I wonder if they give him a call.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: GH2001 on January 16, 2014, 02:03:06 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 16, 2014, 02:00:02 PM
I find it hard to believe that a coach would have relations outside the bonds of marriage. I wonder if his momma knows this.

What momma don't know....

(http://regalfootball.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/roy.png)
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 03:30:42 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on January 16, 2014, 02:03:06 PM
What momma don't know....

(http://regalfootball.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/roy.png)

Ciao,

Roberto
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2014, 03:48:50 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 03:30:42 PM
Ciao,

Roberto

Big city livin', and a voodoo woman named Phyllis
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Godfather on January 16, 2014, 03:56:27 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 16, 2014, 03:48:50 PM
Big city livin', and a voodoo woman named Phyllis
Who's Helen?
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 03:59:38 PM: Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2014, 04:09:04 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 03:59:38 PM
Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush

Well, mama was wrong
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 16, 2014, 04:15:23 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 03:59:38 PM
Mama said Pruitt's fiance mad cause she got all dem teef and no toof brush

If only he'd met a nice girl in Tuscaloosa this wouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2014, 07:10:31 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2014, 04:09:04 PM
Well, mama was wrong

Something's wrong with that boy's medulla oblongota
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2014, 07:10:05 AM: Quote from: Godfather on January 16, 2014, 03:56:27 PM
Who's Helen?

-10 for inserting a Ladykillers reference.
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 17, 2014, 09:48:39 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 17, 2014, 07:10:05 AM
-10 for inserting a Ladykillers reference.

-100 for not getting the Waterboy reference

"Dear Helen. Who's Helen?"
"That's me Bobby, your mama."
"Oooohhhh"
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Saniflush on January 17, 2014, 10:10:21 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 17, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
-100 for not getting the Waterboy reference

"Dear Helen. Who's Helen?"
"That's me Bobby, your mama."
"Oooohhhh"

DAMN!

"Who's Helen" is a line that Tarheel and I throw back and forth on a regular basis because of The Ladykillers.

http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari (http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari)
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Jumbo on January 17, 2014, 10:19:34 AM: This thread is eat up with win. :thumsup:
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: GH2001 on January 17, 2014, 01:12:20 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 17, 2014, 10:10:21 AM
DAMN!

"Who's Helen" is a line that Tarheel and I throw back and forth on a regular basis because of The Ladykillers.

http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari (http://www.sinemalar.com/film/3658/kadin-avcilari)

Well momma's wronnnng again
Title: Re: Jeremy Pruitt doin' work
Post by: Godfather on January 18, 2014, 08:41:01 AM: Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 17, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
-100 for not getting the Waterboy reference

"Dear Helen. Who's Helen?"
"That's me Bobby, your mama."
"Oooohhhh"

:pwnd: