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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 15, 2014, 11:33:59 PM
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Every Auburn head coach since the old man was interred and the award was created has now earned the Bryant Deathmask.
Congratulations to Gus.
Here's some fun trivia:
Four Auburn coaches have won the award. Only one Alabama coach has done so. Even more interesting, after that Alabama coach (Stallings) won the award, an Auburn coach (Bowden) won it the following season.
Even more interesting, Saban owns a deathmask, but not as head coach at Alabama. His was bestowed while at LSU. Interestingly enough, an Auburn coach (Tuberville) won the award the year after he did as well.
Three of the last ten deathmasks have gone to Auburn head coaches.
Suck on that, Chesterfield Dickel.
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Which one is it? I forget.
(http://media.knoxnews.com/media/img/photos/2014/01/15/media_b3ed8aa00fcc406eaca315156fc55834_t607.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/bearbryantaward_zpsb56d0f87.jpg)
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Seriously though it's an award, could they not have used a picture of bahr when he was a bit younger?
Christ eating a popsicle!
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Four Auburn coaches have won the award. Only one Alabama coach has done so. Even more interesting, after that Alabama coach (Stallings) won the award, an Auburn coach (Bowden) won it the following season.
100% of Auburn coaches have won the award since it began.
Only 1 of 9 Alabama coaches have won it in that time. (11%? Amiright? Fractions are hard.)
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I guess if I'm not counting Oliver, I can't count Kines or Price.
Although Price never was an interim head coach.
So it's really either 1 of 7 or 1 of 8 depending what you count as an actual coach over there.
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Fractions are hard.)
I know my fraction is.
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100% of Auburn coaches have won the award since it began.
Only 1 of 9 Alabama coaches have won it in that time. (11%? Amiright? Fractions are hard.)
I was told there would be no math
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I know my fraction is.
What fraction is that? 3/5?
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I'm half the man I used to be.
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What fraction is that? 3/5?
1/2 the length of my leg.
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I have half the balls I use to .
adjusted
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I have half the balls I use to.
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zero is not half of two
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zero is not half of two
It's like I think it and you type it.
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I can understand VV having balls on his mind all the time. But you guys....
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zero is not half of two
He told me his wife gave him one back?
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He told me his wife gave him one back?
Yeah. But I think he is only allowed to carry it in one of those retainer case thingies.
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Yeah. But I think he is only allowed to carry it in one of those retainer case thingies.
Fits in nicely, square in the middle of his false teeth case.
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I can understand VV having balls on his mind all the time. But you guys....
Actually, they're usually on my chin...
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I wanna ask you one question
If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?
I said, Darling you'd have some walnuts.
She said, Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?
I said, Hell yes!
She said, Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
Would those be chin-nuts?
I said, Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!
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I can understand VV having balls on his mind all the time. But you guys....
Not balls so much. Moreso lack thereof.
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He told me his wife gave him one back?
Nope - that was actually his thumb bumping against your taint