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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on January 12, 2014, 09:27:58 PM

Title: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2014, 09:27:58 PM: Vinnie Sunshiney or somebody declared for the draft. Supposedly plays for the Turds.

I'm guessing this announcement is akin to Tucker Tuberville declaring?

Who is this guy? And why would the NFL care?
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 12, 2014, 09:38:07 PM: http://www.rockcitytimes.com/alabama-hires-lane-kiffin-ncaa-violation-coordinator/ (http://www.rockcitytimes.com/alabama-hires-lane-kiffin-ncaa-violation-coordinator/)
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: AUownsU on January 12, 2014, 09:59:18 PM: Most turds would say he was their MVP on D till he got hurt. Rumor is also going around one of their RBs double nickles is about to transfer as well. Seems the have a shit ton of guys who are either going pro early and transferring. Add the coaches jumping ship and this is certainly the most uncertainty they've see since the shrimp dick's 1st year. Gus needs to stomp on their fucking throats.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2014, 10:10:03 PM: Quote from: AUownsU on January 12, 2014, 09:59:18 PM
Most turds would say he was their MVP on D till he got hurt. Rumor is also going around one of their RBs double nickles is about to transfer as well. Seems the have a shoot ton of guys who are either going pro early and transferring. Add the coaches jumping ship and this is certainly the most uncertainty they've see since the shrimp richard's 1st year. Gus needs to stomp on their fudgeing throats.

If any running back transfers I hope it's that 6-10 cave monster they broke out against OU. That guy looked like he had an IQ of negative 14, had eaten a kilo of steroids and snorted an Early Times bottle full of cocaine. I had a Bama friend tell me he was an engineering major and that his schoolwork was "impeccable."

That freak might be an engineering major -- sanitation engineering -- and he couldn't spell impeccable if you spotted him the imp.

He reminded me of Brandon Jacobs. The one we had with Carnell and Ronnie.

FWIW, there is rumor that Saban's personal bitch Kirby is leaving to take the same spot at UGA. That opens the door for Orgeron.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: AUownsU on January 12, 2014, 10:14:05 PM: Quote from: Kaos on January 12, 2014, 10:10:03 PM
If any running back transfers I hope it's that 6-10 cave monster they broke out against OU. That guy looked like he had an IQ of negative 14, had eaten a kilo of steroids and snorted an Early Times bottle full of cocaine. I had a Bama friend tell me he was an engineering major and that his schoolwork was "impeccable."

That freak might be an engineering major -- sanitation engineering -- and he couldn't spell impeccable if you spotted him the imp.

He reminded me of Brandon Jacobs. The one we had with Carnell and Ronnie.

FWIW, there is rumor that Saban's personal bitch Kirby is leaving to take the same spot at UGA. That opens the door for Orgeron.
I'm just suprised his forehead doesn't have its own twitter account.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Stone Tiger on January 12, 2014, 10:27:05 PM: Quote
FWIW, there is rumor that Saban's personal bitch Kirby is leaving to take the same spot at UGA.

There is no way that can be spun in the same positive light as the Nussfucker/Kiffen wifeswap. It will be intersting to see how it will be presented by the media.

I thought Nick and Ms. Terry legally adopted Kirbs last year. If he leaves, that's gotta leave a mark.

I blame Mack Brown. Had he not pitched a hissy fit for two days in December, Kirby would be Bama's head coach by now.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2014, 10:42:49 PM: Quote from: AUownsU on January 12, 2014, 10:14:05 PM
I'm just suprised his forehead doesn't have its own twitter account.

Now there's an idea. Somebody... anybody... stat.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2014, 11:18:20 PM: Quote
FWIW, there is rumor that Saban's personal bitch Kirby is leaving to take the same spot at UGA. That opens the door for Orgeron.
Skreetz are saying Orgeron is coaching the DL.

For realz. I couldn't put together a better joke staff for the turds.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: DnATL on January 13, 2014, 06:40:21 AM: So now is little nicky going to rip his (half) shirt off?
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Saniflush on January 13, 2014, 06:55:38 AM: Quote from: DnATL on January 13, 2014, 06:40:21 AM
So now is little nicky going to rip his (half) shirt off?

Tell'em JoJo.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2014, 07:46:58 AM: The uat dumpster fire continues...I love it!!!

Auburn wins the Iron Bowl, the SEC and played for the National Championship.

uat losses the Iron Bowl, losses the Sugar Bowl, losses their OC (lateral move to Michigan), losses a handful of underclassmen that were starters, then hires Lane Kiffin as the new OC.
AWESOME SAUCE!!!!
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2014, 08:57:56 AM: Damn...does Brent Schaeffer have any eligibility left?
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Jumbo on January 13, 2014, 09:48:10 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2014, 08:57:56 AM
Damn...does Brent Schaeffer have any eligibility left?
Wish we had him 2 years ago.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: AUChizad on January 13, 2014, 10:12:05 AM: Bruce Feldman saying Yaw Yaw "never was" going to Bama. Rand Getlin and others are saying Kiffin & O are a package deal and he's definitely going.

PLEASE let Real Housecoaches of Tuscaloosa be a thing!
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: RWS on January 13, 2014, 02:03:45 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on January 13, 2014, 07:46:58 AM
The uat dumpster fire continues...I love it!!!
You call it a dumpster fire, I call it fixing some problems. I doubt it's over yet for that matter. I suppose time will tell. I remember a similar "rats from a sinking ship" analogy after the '07 and '08 seasons due to staff changes and player departures. Things turned out OK.

(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m180/crimsontyde77/Poster.jpg)
(not my PhotoBucket account, BTW....)
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Godfather on January 13, 2014, 04:55:45 PM: Quote from: RWS on January 13, 2014, 02:03:45 PM
You call it a dumpster fire, I call it fixing some problems. I doubt it's over yet for that matter. I suppose time will tell. I remember a similar "rats from a sinking ship" analogy after the '07 and '08 seasons due to staff changes and player departures. Things turned out OK.

(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m180/crimsontyde77/Poster.jpg)
(not my PhotoBucket account, BTW....)

NEVER AGAIN....AGAIN!
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2014, 04:59:16 PM: Quote from: Godfather on January 13, 2014, 04:55:45 PM
NEVER AGAIN....AGAIN!...AGAIN!
Added another AGAIN to the scroll.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: The Prowler on January 13, 2014, 05:00:55 PM: uat RB Altee ten pennies is wanting to transfer closer to home.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: wesfau2 on January 13, 2014, 06:15:44 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on January 13, 2014, 05:00:55 PM
uat RB Altee ten pennies is wanting to transfer closer to home.

That will be huge for Arkansas. They were pretty hot and heavy on him before $aban and the Proce$$ came calling.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 13, 2014, 07:22:23 PM: Did he redshirt this season? I honestly don't even remember that name.
Title: Re: Rat exodus continues
Post by: Yoda on January 13, 2014, 07:40:45 PM: Smart leaving to UGA makes sense now. End of last week and today I've caught a but of Finebaum, he has started pinning Smart as the reason they lost 2 games. He has already started spinning that Smart needs to go, and should not take Saban's spot as head coach when he leaves. I could not figure out was his angle was until hearing that Smart might go to Ugay.