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Title: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 07:25:46 PM
I have no qualms rooting for Big Mouth Bob's Sooners here. Though I don't know if they can score enough.

Any predictions from the X group?
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: jmar on January 02, 2014, 07:36:05 PM
I have no qualms rooting for Big Mouth Bob's Sooners here. Though I don't know if they can score enough.
Have a feeling it's close for about a quarter then all hell breaks loose on ol Bob.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 07:39:01 PM
Have a feeling it's close for about a quarter then all hell breaks loose on ol Bob.

Yeah, that's how Alabama has played most of the year. Start slow then turn on the hoses. Of course, they are known to play tight enough to convert coal into diamonds via the sphincter so I suppose there's a chance.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2014, 07:40:27 PM
I'm gonna say Alabama wins by 24
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Prowler on January 02, 2014, 07:58:36 PM
What would all the mediots babble about if uat were to get beat by OU tonight? Would they continue with their "bamuh's the best team in the history of organized sports" garbage?
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 02, 2014, 08:01:21 PM
I'm gonna say Alabama wins by 24
When are you gonna say this? Could you record it and post on here? I would like to hear.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 08:16:46 PM
Stolt from Twitters:

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@Adam_R_White 51s

If you had the words "AJ" and "legacy" tonight in your BCS drinking game....you'd have died of alcohol poisoning an hour ago.

That's  :bugs:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 08:30:19 PM
And they actually have Dennis Haysbert out there for the coin toss.  :thumsup:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 08:36:39 PM
McCarron really showed that arm strength on those screen passes.  :taunt:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2014, 08:46:40 PM
When are you gonna say this? Could you record it and post on here? I would like to hear.

It will be streaming on my pay site.  For only $99.99 you can hear it live.  That's less than a hundred dollars, what a bargain!
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 02, 2014, 08:53:28 PM
It will be streaming on my pay site.  For only $99.99 you can hear it live.  That's less than a hundred dollars, what a bargain!
Count me in. I just PM'd my cc info.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2014, 09:07:02 PM
I am enjoying the several references made and clips showing of the Chris Davis Kick Six.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2014, 09:08:19 PM
I'm gonna say Alabama wins by 24

I'm thinking this could be much closer than most think. I'm gonna say bama by 42.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: DnATL on January 02, 2014, 09:17:48 PM
And they actually have Dennis Haysbert out there for the coin toss.  :thumsup:
Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 02, 2014, 09:19:26 PM
Bammer ain't playing like thuh nummer won team inna country rhat now. Especially their D.

Stupid inbred goat humpers.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: ssgaufan on January 02, 2014, 09:20:20 PM
That poor bama defense.  OU should stop running an up tempo offense and let them boys catch their breath.

If bammer loses, it will be because they just couldn't get motivated to play for nothing.  Pawwwwl, them boys jess didn have nothin to play fer.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 09:25:31 PM
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@GreggDoyelCBS 1m

McCarron is now 5-for-7 for 207 yards with one pick and one TD. And a lovely girlfriend. No partridge or pear tree though.

What a dickhole
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 02, 2014, 09:31:42 PM
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@Malzahns_vest: Stoops should put someone in the back of the end zone every time Bama kicks a field goal.

 #winning
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: oldautiger on January 02, 2014, 10:07:03 PM
Man I fucking love this. Sooners 31-17 almost at half
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: chityeah on January 02, 2014, 10:16:42 PM
Cade Foster just entered witness protection..
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: ssgaufan on January 02, 2014, 10:24:51 PM
If this game continues like this and bammer loses, I bet ol Nick calls Texas and asks if they still have a job available. 
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 02, 2014, 10:39:20 PM
If this game continues like this and bammer loses, I bet ol Nick calls Texas and asks if they still have a job available.

And considering it's Oklahoma that is curbstomping his team, Texas would probably hang up.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: ssgaufan on January 02, 2014, 10:40:35 PM
And considering it's Oklahoma that is curbstomping his team, Texas would probably hang up.

Didn't think about that.  Damn it!
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 02, 2014, 10:45:21 PM
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@TomOrr4: Fortunately, Alabama fans live rich, fulfilling lives outside of cfb, so I'm sure they'll handle this well

 :pwnd:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 02, 2014, 11:19:05 PM
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“@evil_cam_newton: "@BunkiePerkins: Bama fan pro tip: there are no trees in Oklahoma"”
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 03, 2014, 12:11:30 AM
Nick Saban just lost his frigging mind on that PI call.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Token on January 03, 2014, 12:16:49 AM
:pwnd:

That's funny!!
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: oldautiger on January 03, 2014, 12:18:37 AM
Holy Mother of God, TD OU.  Bamers look thunderstruck..........that's cool as sht
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: oldautiger on January 03, 2014, 12:19:52 AM
NOPD needs to watch the trees in Jackson Square
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2014, 12:22:22 AM
But...but...but...

Roh Tahd???  Right??  RIGHT RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT????!?!?!?!?!?

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2014, 12:23:20 AM
And the Alabama Special Teams comes through again...
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: JR4AU on January 03, 2014, 12:24:05 AM
Boomer Sooner!
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: ssgaufan on January 03, 2014, 12:26:42 AM
It's going to be a dangerous time on Bourbon Street for OU fans tonight.

Oh yeah, hahahahahaha fuck you bammer.  No chance in hell for a split championship for you now.  Also, no more fucking talking heads saying that the best team in the country wasn't playing for the Natty!
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: oldautiger on January 03, 2014, 12:28:37 AM
Super meltdown by the turds, 2 loses in a row.  Losing to the Barn was bad, not going to Pasa-get-down-dena for the championship, NOW losing to OU.  You AU folks living in Alabama.........look out for the in-breds.  There will be much spousal abuse, shooting of sisters and wives, dogs mating with cats, zombies walking around tusca=loser.
Love it

WDE
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: RWS on January 03, 2014, 12:29:04 AM
And Oklahoma squib kicks it right into an Alabama player, and recovers the ball to end the game.


An ass beating, from start to finish.  I hope Saban throws himself, and everybody else on that sideline under the bus in his post-game presser.  The ball boy, the band, Katherine Webb, the baby that Saban punches when he gets really mad; the whole lot of them. 
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Kaos on January 03, 2014, 12:29:54 AM
The end of Katherine Webb's football career. 

The end of dee dee bonner's 15 minutes of whoredom.

And ESPN's final shot is of AJ McDouche waddling off into his insurance sales career.

Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: RWS on January 03, 2014, 12:30:33 AM
Super meltdown by the turds, 2 loses in a row.  Losing to the Barn was bad, not going to Pasa-get-down-dena for the championship, NOW losing to OU.  You AU folks living in Alabama.........look out for the in-breds.  There will be much spousal abuse, shootings dogs mating with cats, zombies walking around tusca=loser.
Love it

WDE
I would rather be embarassed in the Sugar Bowl than getting embarassed in in the BCSNCG.  Assuming Alabama would have beaten Mizzou, which I highly doubt at this point.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: oldautiger on January 03, 2014, 12:33:58 AM
I would rather be embarassed in the Sugar Bowl than getting embarassed in in the BCSNCG.  Assuming Alabama would have beaten Mizzou, which I highly doubt at this point.
It would have been wild, can't crow too much yet.  We have a tough game yet to go.
WDE
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2014, 12:40:47 AM
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@WillWallaceSEC: First question in press conference w/ Saban should be: "Coach, did your weeks maneuvering for more money distract your team?"
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Kaos on January 03, 2014, 12:41:25 AM
The cracks in the "dynasty" foundation widen.

It's on.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2014, 12:42:12 AM
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@danieltosh: should have left for austin. enjoy being the richest hillbilly in tuscaloosa.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2014, 12:45:03 AM
NOPD needs to watch the trees in Jackson Square


Thought I saw a TURD fan sneaking on the field trying to poison the grass.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2014, 12:45:25 AM
The cracks in the "dynasty" foundation widen.

It's on.

Tonight proves they have been figured out. The midget can't stop a spread or dynamic option style qb. Cam, Manziel, Marshall and now Knight have eaten his Ds alive. Knight is a freshman. Wasn't even their normal starter. And did it with mangled offensive line.

He doesn't want it outlawed for fear of player safety. You saw tonight exactly why he wants it outlawed.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Six on January 03, 2014, 12:46:10 AM
Here's to hoping our guys can pull it off and that Bob Stoops' comments were strictly about the love Bama gets from media. Proud of them either way but it would be super sweet to see some crystal.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: ssgaufan on January 03, 2014, 01:06:41 AM
Tonight proves they have been figured out. The midget can't stop a spread or dynamic option style qb. Cam, Manziel, Marshall and now Knight have eaten his Ds alive. Knight is a freshman. Wasn't even their normal starter. And did it with mangled offensive line.

He doesn't want it outlawed for fear of player safety. You saw tonight exactly why he wants it outlawed.

The fans are starting to turn on them.

From the bookfaces,
Zach Dreher Agree to disagree. Im really at the point of disgust with the preperation all year long. It has been awful. Yea u are right about one thing. Maybe s couple. AJ was exposed and he'll last about just as long as any other recent bama qb that went to the nfl. Maybe a game or two and thats it. Bench warmer.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Kaos on January 03, 2014, 01:14:17 AM
Oh my GAWD...

Kenny Mayne on ESPN  is riffing on bama. Asked what the loss would do to their championship hopes.

The other guy flat out giggled.

And Stuart was busting on them before that.  Making fun of sabans faces and fits.

Hilarious.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2014, 03:01:47 AM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img877/307/hbmcv.jpg)
The new sign for CHOKING
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Lurking Tiger on January 03, 2014, 03:48:45 AM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img877/307/hbmcv.jpg)
The new sign for CHOKING

In my younger days I saw that choking sign quite often. Now my balls get in the way.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2014, 04:15:11 AM
Hey bammers... *snicker* aren't you glad Lane Kiffin *snicker* aren't you glad Lane Kiffin came over and evaluated y'alls Offense? *snicker*
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Saniflush on January 03, 2014, 08:01:29 AM
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Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: CCTAU on January 03, 2014, 09:29:22 AM
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5986/vp1m.jpg)(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/59/vp1m.jpg/)
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2014, 09:34:19 AM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img877/307/hbmcv.jpg)
The new sign for CHOKING

"insert penis here"
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2014, 09:34:59 AM
Oh my GAWD...

Kenny Mayne on ESPN  is riffing on bama. Asked what the loss would do to their championship hopes.

The other guy flat out giggled.

And Stuart was busting on them before that.  Making fun of sabans faces and fits.

Hilarious.

damn...did not see that but wish I had. Too funny.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: AUChizad on January 03, 2014, 09:43:16 AM
Oh my GAWD...

Kenny Mayne on ESPN  is riffing on bama. Asked what the loss would do to their championship hopes.

The other guy flat out giggled.

And Stuart was busting on them before that.  Making fun of sabans faces and fits.

Hilarious.
I saw it this morning and chortled. Today is going to be a good day. Wake up at the asscrack of dawn and head to Southern Cal.

Life is good.

 :aubie:
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Saniflush on January 03, 2014, 10:44:03 AM
I saw it this morning and chortled. Today is going to be a good day. Wake up at the asscrack of dawn and head to Southern Cal.

Life is good.

 :aubie:

I hate you....But I want to be you.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Saniflush on January 03, 2014, 10:57:14 AM
Deadspin has some nice shots on it this morning.

http://deadspin.com/sad-alabama-fans-a-gallery-1493785674?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow (http://deadspin.com/sad-alabama-fans-a-gallery-1493785674?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2014, 12:09:44 PM
I saw it this morning and chortled. Today is going to be a good day. Wake up at the asscrack of dawn and head to Southern Cal.

Life is good.

 :aubie:

I'll trade you a threesome for your tickets.

I hate you too. Screw you chad.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: Godfather on January 03, 2014, 12:18:23 PM
I hate you....But I want to be you.
You probably could he is kinda skinny you have marine training, I don't think it would be much of a struggle.






Oh wait ...you said you want to be him.
Title: Re: The Pres. David Palmer Bowl
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 03, 2014, 12:53:57 PM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img877/307/hbmcv.jpg)
The new sign for CHOKING


Coming to a Vivid cover soon.