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Title: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 30, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/aj-mccarron-mother-declares-her-support-auburn-tre-144807063--ncaaf.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/aj-mccarron-mother-declares-her-support-auburn-tre-144807063--ncaaf.html)

When Auburn plays against Florida State in the BCS National Championship on Jan. 6, running back Tre Mason will have some very unlikely fans – the family of Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron.

McCarron’s mother, Dee Dee Bonner, tweeted out support for Mason this past weekend and then showed the world shirts her family plans to wear during the national championship.

@TreMason21 welcome baby. Ordered shirts for game! Will be wearing this for you! pic.twitter.com/vCPEcTr3Uf

— Dee Dee McCarron (@DeeDeeBonner) December 29, 2013

Of course, Alabama fans immediately pounced on McCarron’s outspoken mother for supporting a team that many Tide faithful consider the enemy. Bonner explained that she enjoyed meeting Mason when he was in New York for the Heisman ceremony with her son and that she was supporting the player and not necessarily his team.

McCarron actually started his family's support of Auburn. During the Heisman Trophy weekend, McCarron unabashedly told media he was rooting for Auburn to win the national title simply because he was supporting the Southeastern Conference.

But we can all understand why Alabama fans might not be too thrilled with the McCarron family’s new affinity toward their in-state rival. It was Auburn’s improbable field goal return for touchdown that cost Alabama a trip to the SEC title game and a possible third consecutive trip to the national championship.

While Bonner might have taken major flack for her public support of Auburn’s running back, Mason was more than thrilled to acknowledge her love.

Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: AUChizad on December 30, 2013, 11:10:12 PM
Sounds like Tre fucked Dee Dee.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Kaos on December 30, 2013, 11:12:25 PM
I don't like that attention whore hitching her whore wagon to our successes.

Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 30, 2013, 11:17:39 PM
Sounds like Tre fudgeed Dee Dee.
I'm pretty sure this would be reversed.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 31, 2013, 12:46:18 AM
I don't like that attention whore hitching her whore wagon to our successes.

Yep.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: GH2001 on December 31, 2013, 09:32:22 AM
Sounds like Tre fucked Dee Dee.

Hey more power to him. She has nice tits.

You would. I would. Kaos would even if he doesn't admit it.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2013, 09:35:31 AM
Dee Dee Boner.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: DnATL on December 31, 2013, 09:43:18 AM
Kaos would even if he doesn't admit it.
he'd splatter it like a tomato on a drive-through window
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Kaos on December 31, 2013, 10:24:03 AM
Hey more power to him. She has nice tits.

You would. I would. Kaos would even if he doesn't admit it.

That's where you're wrong. No way in hell would I.  She interests me not at all.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: jmar on December 31, 2013, 01:47:17 PM
That's where you're wrong. No way in hell would I.  She interests me not at all.
(http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu312/JiggaBoy225/green-eggs-and-ham.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/JiggaBoy225/media/green-eggs-and-ham.jpg.html)
Would you do her on a boat, with a goat in a moat?
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Saniflush on December 31, 2013, 02:17:52 PM
Would you do her on a boat,

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u2sIV2gOPkI/URlTsj6VhPI/AAAAAAAAMsw/X2O8kxmJkz4/s1600/aj-mccarron-mom-boobs-lead1.jpg)
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: GH2001 on December 31, 2013, 02:20:23 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u2sIV2gOPkI/URlTsj6VhPI/AAAAAAAAMsw/X2O8kxmJkz4/s1600/aj-mccarron-mom-boobs-lead1.jpg)

Kaos would. It's easy to say 'no' typing at home. Throw that shit in front of him for real and he'd humping her like she was in heat.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u2sIV2gOPkI/URlTsj6VhPI/AAAAAAAAMsw/X2O8kxmJkz4/s1600/aj-mccarron-mom-boobs-lead1.jpg)

I would eat her here or there.

I would hump her everywhere.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 31, 2013, 02:48:48 PM
I would eat her here or there.

I would hump her everywhere.
I would not hump her here or there,
I would not touch her pubic hair.
I do not like genital warts,
and I don't want my pecker
to burn in my shorts.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 31, 2013, 03:03:17 PM
I would do her on her boat;
I would do her like a goat.

I would do her on a plane;
I could do her in the rain.

In a car or in a bar
I would do her near and far.

I would do her in her ear
I would make her shed a tear

Let me tell you like it is
I could make her jizz and jizz
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2013, 03:04:18 PM
I would not hump her here or there,
I would not touch her pubic hair.
I do not like genital warts,
and I don't want my pecker
to burn in my shorts.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:21 PM
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
Not in the dark,
nor in an Ark.
No where on her would my penis park.
I do not want venerial disease,
I do not like skanks like these.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 31, 2013, 03:21:22 PM
Some I hear say, "Stay Away".
"It's all worn out, Think about Tre!"

I say it looks tasty as tasty can be
It may be BIG but I'm WT.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 31, 2013, 03:27:04 PM
Some I hear say, "Stay Away".
"It's all worn out, Think about Tre!"

I say it looks tasty as tasty can be
It may be BIG but I'm WT.
She can be your toy,
so go on and get it, cowboy!
Remember my words while you're sittin' back chillin
hooked up to a needle that's dispensing penicillin.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2013, 03:30:50 PM
Not in the dark,
nor in an Ark.
No where on her would my penis park.
I do not want venerial disease,
I do not like skanks like these.

I would not want your penis near
While I poked her in the rear
You'd shun this babe, but I must confess
You have no chance at the golden dress
So find Shane's grave and take a dump
While I give Mrs. Bonner a big grudge hump
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 31, 2013, 03:36:30 PM
She can be your toy,
so go on and get it, cowboy!
Remember my words while you're sittin' back chillin
hooked up to a needle that's dispensing penicillin.
Thanks for the warning; you're so kind my mate.
I must confess, I hardly can wait.

I will remember, you my dear lass
As I go to work and tap on that ass.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: The Six on December 31, 2013, 03:44:21 PM
ESPN is already making this all about Alabama anyway by having Lorde Saybinz a part of the Gameday and such. And Scarbo gives credence to AJ's stupid comments about more people talking about them winning than whoever wins the BCSCG. In fact, if you didn't know better and just went to al.com, you'd think Alabama was playing for it. Last two years - wall to wall about Alabama this and Alabama that.

I wish I had hope Oklahoma could do the world a favor Thursday night.
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 31, 2013, 03:47:39 PM
I would not want your penis near
While I poked her in the rear
You'd shun this babe, but I must confess
You have no chance at the golden dress
So find Shane's grave and take a dump
While I give Mrs. Bonner a big grudge hump
You gave me a chuckle, I hereby confess
when you brought up the goddess who wore that fine dress
But call a fireman, you'll need one real fast
'cause your pecker will catch fire when it touches dat ass.
You and W-Tiger, you're such a great pair
A horny flatlander and a lawyer that cares
Title: Re: McCarron family about to fall upstairs.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 31, 2013, 08:00:30 PM
Kaos would. It's easy to say 'no' typing at home. Throw that shit in front of him for real and he'd humping her like she was in heat.

A shot across her mouth I would do
Right after I take it out of her poo.