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Title: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: AUChizad on December 19, 2013, 09:47:39 AM
Yes, it's two trolls. Yes, they've both gone above and beyond to slam Auburn at times.

But I still chortled thinking of the blood pressure of the bammers that listened yesterday.

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=9560758 (http://espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=9560758)

Click 12/18/13 Hour 1.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 19, 2013, 09:51:10 AM
Yes, it's two trolls. Yes, they've both gone above and beyond to slam Auburn at times.

But I still chortled thinking of the blood pressure of the bammers that listened yesterday.

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=9560758 (http://espn.go.com/espnradio/podcast/archive?id=9560758)

Click 12/18/13 Hour 1.


He states Auburn will win it all, both this year and next, after the 20-minute mark. I downloaded it. What's funnier to me is the corn-dog reaction to Auburn's Iron Bowl win. Yes, they really do hate Dinky, and rightly so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjdnWpRN2c#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjdnWpRN2c#ws)
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: AUChizad on December 19, 2013, 09:57:22 AM
What's funnier to me is the corn-dog reaction to Auburn's Iron Bowl win. Yes, they really do hate Dinky, and rightly so.
I coulda told you that.

Nicky is hated here. Bama is detested. The whole country was pulling for Auburn, but especially in Louisiana.

That being said, you can tell at least a few of those people in that family were barners.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 19, 2013, 10:00:22 AM
Was just posting on the same thing.  Deleted it.  What a great take.  Not because I believe everything he says but because of the ruffled feathers it has caused. 
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: AUChizad on December 19, 2013, 10:04:32 AM
Skip to 13:50 for the good part, btw.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 19, 2013, 10:25:36 AM
Nicky is hated here. Bama is detested. The whole country was pulling for Auburn, but especially in Louisiana.

I got as many texts/emails/FB posts of support/congrats from corndogs as I did from Auburn people.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: GH2001 on December 19, 2013, 10:33:12 AM
Lulz at Phyllis' reaction.  She's gonna have a stroke.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 19, 2013, 10:42:53 AM
Lulz at Phyllis' reaction.  She's gonna have a stroke.

Phyllis starts about the 29:13 mark. Bwhahaha! Cowturd? Really?!?!?!
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: Kaos on December 19, 2013, 11:38:11 AM
Cowherd is making the same "end of dynasty" argument I made. 

Dynasty cracks, flood begins. 

Whiny Bama fans are amazing too. 

"Rules committee got to stop this, it ain't football. It illegal."
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 19, 2013, 02:04:46 PM
Cowherd is making the same "end of dynasty" argument I made. 

Dynasty cracks, flood begins. 

Whiny Bama fans are amazing too. 

"Rules committee got to stop this, it ain't football. It illegal."
My favorite reply to a bammer is, "Go fuck yourself."
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: Godfather on December 19, 2013, 03:26:10 PM
My favorite reply to a bammer is, "Go fuck yourself."
but with you as her boyfriend that is pretty much her only option...no?
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: The Prowler on December 19, 2013, 04:28:37 PM


He states Auburn will win it all, both this year and next, after the 20-minute mark. I downloaded it. What's funnier to me is the corn-dog reaction to Auburn's Iron Bowl win. Yes, they really do hate Dinky, and rightly so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjdnWpRN2c#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjdnWpRN2c#ws)
LOL, there are some very confused kids in that video.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 19, 2013, 04:32:58 PM
but with you as her boyfriend that is pretty much her only option...no?

Unless of course I have my face buried in her muffin. Then after I get mine, only then can she go fuck herself.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=square%20vagina (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=square%20vagina)

Quote
square vagina
A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: jmar on December 20, 2013, 09:33:00 AM
I got as many texts/emails/FB posts of support/congrats from corndogs as I did from Auburn people.
I was under the impression that many Corndogs still had an affinity for Satan and disliked Auburn as much as the Turds.

Then we have to endure pregame (of Greatest Games Ever Played I and II) Les Miles going on about what an honor it is to share a field with such a magnificent, storied, classy beacon of blah, blah, blah...just too funny to accept as being sincere...      although it is Les.
Maybe we recoup some of the luster our series with LSU has lost in this, the Era of Gustav.

 
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: AUChizad on December 20, 2013, 10:29:06 AM
I was under the impression that many Corndogs still had an affinity for Satan and disliked Auburn as much as the Turds.
Not even close.

I have been treated like a hero all season here just for my Auburn association. Before the Iron Bowl, it was as the only hope of beating Bama. After the Iron Bowl, the joy, excitement, and congratulations were tenfold.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 20, 2013, 11:25:01 AM
Not even close.

I have been treated like a hero all season here just for my Auburn association. Before the Iron Bowl, it was as the only hope of beating Bama. After the Iron Bowl, the joy, excitement, and congratulations were tenfold.

None of my LSU friends and co-workers would support Sabinz or the turds against any other SEC team (other than maybe Florida) and most tell me they always support Auburn against bammer.  He pissed off a lot of coonasses with how he left LSU.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 20, 2013, 08:16:33 PM
My favorite reply to a bammer is, "How long have you been working in the drive thru?"

My take
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 21, 2013, 08:23:47 PM
Not even close.

I have been treated like a hero all season here just for my Auburn association. Before the Iron Bowl, it was as the only hope of beating Bama. After the Iron Bowl, the joy, excitement, and congratulations were tenfold.

I guess I ended up on the best end of the schtick. I got blow jobs and sex from an FAU grad.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: jmar on December 22, 2013, 05:09:12 AM
I guess I ended up on the best end of the schtick. I got blow jobs and sex from an FAU grad.
You did make some calls so the authorities could find her right?
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: djsimp on December 22, 2013, 09:22:24 AM
I guess I ended up on the best end of the schtick. I got blow jobs and sex from an FAU grad.

 :haha: You're full of shit.
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: DnATL on December 22, 2013, 10:07:53 AM
You did make some calls so the authorities could find her right?
he did not say it was female
Title: Re: Cowherd on Finebaum
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 22, 2013, 10:14:00 AM
You did make some calls so the authorities could find her right?

Conjugal visit.   :facepalm: