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Title: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 08, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
During the pregame, they brought out a "legend" from each of the SEC schools. The first one introduced was Marty Lyons, and he was loudly booed. His reaction - in full jumbotron glory - was hilarious! Pure shock and dismay.

It set the tone for the game.

The TigersX contingent represented in fine fashion. Much brown likker was consumed, opposing fans heckled, and wimmens ogled.

Thank you, Sani, for the hookup. Our undefeated streak remains intact.

Wes - you are a wildman! Section 222 will remember us forever!

"YELLOW CARD!" (The cool guys get that joke!)
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2013, 02:57:47 PM
Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.

Marty Lyons can suck 8 kinds of dick.  I loved his reaction to the Bronx cheered he deservedly received. 

Huge thanks out to Sani for the tickets.  Primo, club-level seating at a very affordable cost: gratis.  A prince among men, that pedo friend of ours.

The Mizzou fans in our general vicinity (Sani's double-dipping Dawg girl included) were a good sort and we appreciated their Bandit-style flaunting of the "no alcohol" policy of the staff.  Burt would have been proud.  The attendant will, no shit, take your ticket and give you stub with a yellow "warning" card attached to it.  Ridiculous.

A tremendous evening with good people capped with Tiger SEC Championship is just about all I could ever ask for.  On the ride home today, the following occurred to me:

My "adult" relationships began in these years: 2004, 2010 and 2013.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Come Honor Face on December 08, 2013, 03:26:22 PM
January 7th, get rid of who ever you're in a relationship with now. Thanks.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Lurking Tiger on December 08, 2013, 09:37:32 PM
On the ride home today, the following occurred to me:

My "adult" relationships began in these years: 2004, 2010 and 2013.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Damn dude, just how many 'Elderly Gentleman Companions' have you had ?
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2013, 09:56:37 PM
Damn dude, just how many 'Elderly Gentleman Companions' have you had ?

Don't be jealous.  You're my favorite.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2013, 10:04:35 PM
Section 119. About eight rows up. Possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

She was one of ours.

That's what I remember.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Godfather on December 08, 2013, 10:06:46 PM
Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.
Gotta any nudie pictures of her?






Want some?
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 09, 2013, 12:01:05 AM
Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.

I verra much like this one too.  She is kind and understanding enough to offset some of Uncle Howie's rough spots. He challenges her to think outside her comfort zone and she has found herself open to new ideas.

I think they make a great match. Very happy for them both. <3
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2013, 12:02:32 AM
Slow the hell down.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: DnATL on December 09, 2013, 07:00:48 AM
I verra much like this one too.  She is kind and understanding enough to offset some of Uncle Howie's rough spots. He challenges her to think outside her comfort zone and she has found herself open to new ideas.

I think they make a great match. Very happy for them both. <3
So Uncle Sani talked her into the buttseks?
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: AWK on December 09, 2013, 10:13:50 AM
Slow the hell down.
Haha.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Kaos on December 09, 2013, 10:23:16 AM
I didn't mind the booing every time Alabama showed up on the big screen. I booed every time I saw it.

Thought it was bad form to boo Lyons in person, though.

Also thought it was terrible to include Missouri players from the 60s in the "SEC Legends" lineup. They weren't in the SEC then. Those players can be part of the Homo league Legends or something but they don't deserve to be on the SEC wall.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2013, 10:36:11 AM

Thought it was bad form to boo Lyons in person, though.

Fuck Lyons and the dark pink cheating motherfuckers he played for.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 09, 2013, 12:54:14 PM
Slow the hell down.

Geez Louise.  Didn't say you had to marry her.  Just meant I felt her to be worthy of you and approved of you keeping company with her.

And about the buttseks?  I can't know that.  There's some on here could stand to hear a little more, but I ain't one of them.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Godfather on December 09, 2013, 01:05:30 PM
Geez Louise.  Didn't say you had to marry her.  Just meant I felt her to be worthy of you and approved of you keeping company with her.

And about the buttseks?  I can't know that.  There's some on here could stand to hear a little more, but I ain't one of them.
Was she walking crooked when you met her?
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2013, 01:32:44 PM
Was she walking crooked when you met her?

It was more of a list to one side
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: noxin on December 09, 2013, 02:49:37 PM
It was more of a list to one side

Did you make the list?




....and check it twice?
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 09, 2013, 07:02:32 PM
Fuck Lyons and the dark pink cheating motherfuckers he played for.
Seconded! Fuck him in the ass with a pineapple dick wrapped in barbed wire. I hope that every bammer that has the misfortune of being paraded out in front of 65,000 (estimated) Auburn fans is greeted with the same response.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 09, 2013, 07:20:24 PM
All this talk about butt sex reminds me of another funny story from Saturday. We were heading to a bar after the game to get our grub on. All 4 of us were on a bourbon high, staggering our way through the mean streets of the ATL. You all wouldn't know anything about that because you weren't there .... pussies.

As we approached the bar, Sani's woman asked, "Do you want to go in the front door or the back door?"

All 3 of us responded loudly - and in unison - like a pack of pirates, "The back door!" She caught our meaning immediately!

Maybe it was the liquor that added to the moment, but it was damn funny.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2013, 07:29:10 PM
All this talk about butt sex reminds me of another funny story from Saturday. We were heading to a bar after the game to get our grub on. All 4 of us were on a bourbon high, staggering our way through the mean streets of the ATL. You all wouldn't know anything about that because you weren't there .... pussies.

As we approached the bar, Sani's woman asked, "Do you want to go in the front door or the back door?"

All 3 of us responded loudly - and in unison - like a pack of pirates, "The back door!" She caught our meaning immediately!

Maybe it was the liquor that added to the moment, but it was damn funny.

Rookie move in front of us three.  She'll learn.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Godfather on December 09, 2013, 08:02:55 PM
All this talk about butt sex reminds me of another funny story from Saturday. We were heading to a bar after the game to get our grub on. All 4 of us were on a bourbon high, staggering our way through the mean streets of the ATL. You all wouldn't know anything about that because you weren't there .... pussies.

As we approached the bar, Sani's woman asked, "Do you want to go in the front door or the back door?"

All 3 of us responded loudly - and in unison - like a pack of pirates, "The back door!" She caught our meaning immediately!

Maybe it was the liquor that added to the moment, but it was damn funny.
All three of you together that's what I call a party.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2013, 09:57:25 PM
All three of you together that's what I call a party.

It's only gay if you touch balls.
Title: Re: One of the funniest happenings at the game
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 10, 2013, 01:02:23 AM
All three of you together that's what I call a party.

I was jealous as hell of USW (Uncle Sani's woman) being there with y'all.  Sounds like a party to me.