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Title: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 08, 2013, 10:35:47 AM
The crow eating, knob sobbing "Auburn is the bestest EVAH!!!", "we knew it all along" from EBSPN. They are all favoring Auburn. Not sure if jinxing or finally buying in.

ESPN's non-stop coverage of Toomer's Corner. They had it picture in picture last night for hours. And it's still on Sports Center this morning.

The thought of Harvey Updyke swallowing his own tongue in a drunken seizure with every roll of paper thrown. Fuck you Harvey, and all your inbred bastard brethren.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2013, 10:41:24 AM
The crow eating, knob sobbing "Auburn is the bestest EVAH!!!", "we knew it all along" from EBSPN. They are all favoring Auburn. Not sure if jinxing or finally buying in.

ESPN's non-stop coverage of Toomer's Corner. They had it picture in picture last night for hours. And it's still on Sports Center this morning.

The thought of Harvey Updyke swallowing his own tongue in a drunken seizure with every roll of paper thrown. Fuck you Harvey, and all your inbred bastard brethren.

Sometimes, I really have a crush on you. WDE!!!
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: AUownsU on December 08, 2013, 10:42:15 AM
Lot of them talking heads looked a little sick last night. Hope they are o.k. Especially the senator.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2013, 10:51:42 AM
I'm liking bama fans explaining to me how they are still going to be in the title game.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2013, 11:01:33 AM
I'm liking bama fans explaining to me how they are still going to be in the title game.

Its like a sea of bipolar people. #historicmeltdown
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: IndyKMB on December 08, 2013, 01:10:55 PM
I'm liking bama fans explaining to me how they are still going to be in the title game.

Not quite as bad, but now I have a ton of MSU fans up here stating that MSU should get the nod:
1) Because they only lost due to bad calls against ND, and
2) Auburn is the luckiest team in the world
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: jmar on December 08, 2013, 01:17:18 PM
Not quite as bad, but now I have a ton of MSU fans up here stating that MSU should get the nod:
1) Because they only lost due to bad calls against ND, and
2) Auburn is the luckiest team in the world
Not enough vaccines to fend it off.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2013, 01:37:14 PM
I'm liking bama fans explaining to me how they are still going to be in the title game.


Well, should we win the crystal ball they will still claim part of it. Shit like we could not have gotten there without them (blah-blah) and the back handed complements  I am hearing. " hope yawl wen we need to keeeep it n the state"
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 08, 2013, 01:41:48 PM
I'm personally loving the lack of bammer participation in the interwebz.

I'm loving that 99% of the 89%ers are still wondering how they lost the IB.

And of the 99%, most think the the "Got 16" t-shirt they bought still has relevance today.

I'm loving the fact that the turds can make the trip to NOLA for another moral victory and possibly some entertainment after their loss (i.e. - Updyke appearances and tea baggin' venues).
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: oldautiger on December 08, 2013, 01:45:48 PM
The crow eating, knob sobbing "Auburn is the bestest EVAH!!!", "we knew it all along" from EBSPN. They are all favoring Auburn. Not sure if jinxing or finally buying in.

ESPN's non-stop coverage of Toomer's Corner. They had it picture in picture last night for hours. And it's still on Sports Center this morning.

The thought of Harvey Updyke swallowing his own tongue in a drunken seizure with every roll of paper thrown. Fuck you Harvey, and all your inbred bastard brethren.
Wench I do love you, should the corndog ever fuck up and leave you, I'll be camped out on your doorstep.
Even though I know that ain't gonna happen, I don't even know your address and I'm too old to expect a hot chick like you to look my way. 
Oh well, back to reality
 :bar:
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: CCTAU on December 08, 2013, 01:52:39 PM
Wench I do love you, should the corndog ever fuck up and leave you, I'll be camped out on your doorstep.
Even though I know that ain't gonna happen, I don't even know your address and I'm too old to expect a hot chick like you to look my way. 
Oh well, back to reality
 :bar:

Kleenex sent your way!
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: oldautiger on December 08, 2013, 01:54:17 PM
Kleenex sent your way!
Thanks dude, but after all these years, reality really does bite.   :bar:
Thank GOD for Auburn and BEER
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2013, 02:45:33 PM

I'm loving the fact that the turds can make the trip to NOLA for another moral victory and possibly some entertainment after their loss (i.e. - Updyke appearances and tea baggin' venues).

They need to make sure UCF doesn't "Utah" them in the mouth.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2013, 02:49:55 PM
They need to make sure UCF doesn't "Utah" them in the mouth.


I bet they get OKIE, no way the sugar bowl wants a UCF vs turd match up.

Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: wesfau2 on December 08, 2013, 02:58:33 PM

I bet they get OKIE, no way the sugar bowl wants a UCF vs turd match up.

Yeah, I hadn't even considered the effect of the outcomes of the other games.
Title: Re: Things I am enjoying right now
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 08, 2013, 03:10:57 PM
Funny shit right here: http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ohio-state-fans-react-to-michigan-state-loss/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ohio-state-fans-react-to-michigan-state-loss/)

The parallels to the turd fan base are strong.

Quote
“I believe what we have all learned here is that although Ohio State played a great game tonight, you’d have to be some silly, delusional hillbilly to actually think for a second that this team deserves a shot at a National title. Now, go ahead and cue the ignorant, thin skinned luckeye faithful.”