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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 09:54:21 AM

Title: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 09:54:21 AM
that is understated, just like me, that simply states 34-28 and the date. Not a "gotta second?" or any of that stuff. Something with a lot of class, like me. Been looking for one and can't find one without a lot of cheesy attempts at humor, which obviously don't fit for my style.

Anybody?
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2013, 10:02:13 AM
I want one that simply says Stud Muffin that I can wear out to parties and such...but that's another request for another day.

I'd love to find or design one with simply the words "Never Say Never Again" and the score below it.  Maybe even throw in the picture of Avery Young covering his mouth for arguments sake.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2013, 10:09:33 AM
that is understated, just like me, that simply states 34-28 and the date. Not a "gotta second?" or any of that stuff. Something with a lot of class, like me. Been looking for one and can't find one without a lot of cheesy attempts at humor, which obviously don't fit for my style.

Anybody?

Hibbetts?

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2fproductImages%2f_390000%2fFF_390096_xl.jpg&w=400)

Oh wait, you said t-shirt.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 10:30:55 AM
Hibbetts?

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2fproductImages%2f_390000%2fFF_390096_xl.jpg&w=400)

Oh wait, you said t-shirt.
Yes but I would look good in this too.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: AUChizad on December 04, 2013, 11:19:27 AM
I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A FUCKING DICK BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKING REDNECK PUTRID FUCKS!" like me.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2013, 11:21:20 AM
I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A FUCKING DICK BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKING REDNECK PUTRID FUCKS!" like me.

Simple and to the point.  I like it!
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 11:26:01 AM
I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A fudgeING richard BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU roosterSUCKING fudgeING REDNECK PUTRID fudgeS!" like me.
Again, race has nothing to do with this conversation and I'm pretty sure hell isn't segregated...but you continue to inject color. Otherwise, it's a little wordy but it may sell.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2013, 11:28:52 AM
They don't call him the best colored man in the business for nothing, folks
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2013, 11:31:06 AM
Quote
I want one that is over the top, just like me. I want one that says "EAT A fudgeING richard BAMA AND GO BACK TO THE BLACK HELL FROM WENCE YOU CAME, YOU roosterSUCKING fudgeING REDNECK PUTRID fudgeS!" like me.

I kinda like this version better.  profanity filter ftw!
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: wesfau2 on December 04, 2013, 11:31:59 AM
They don't call him the best colored man in the business for nothing, folks

As long as no one tries to snatch Uncle Sani's crown as the best collard-man in the business.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Saniflush on December 04, 2013, 11:35:16 AM
As long as no one tries to snatch Uncle Sani's crown as the best collard-man in the business.

You wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: wesfau2 on December 04, 2013, 11:36:54 AM
You wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.

Then stir the collards.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Saniflush on December 04, 2013, 11:38:48 AM
Then stir the collards.

 #winning
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: wesfau2 on December 04, 2013, 11:39:40 AM
#winning

It'd be like a victory lap...around your sphincter.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Saniflush on December 04, 2013, 11:40:13 AM
It'd be like a victory lap...around your sphincter.

Gonna be a big lap.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: AUChizad on December 04, 2013, 11:44:39 AM
In black hell, they play nothing but vampire weekend and there's nothing to eat but mayonnaise, and you're constantly either bungee jumping or skydiving.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: CCTAU on December 04, 2013, 11:55:42 AM
In black hell, they play nothing but vampire weekend and there's nothing to eat but mayonnaise, and you're constantly either bungee jumping or skydiving.

And they only serve chocolate ice cream?
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2013, 12:00:33 PM
I'm a wish granter...Available now!
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/shirts_funny.jpg)



http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/ (http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/)
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 12:06:31 PM
I'm a wish granter...Available now!
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/shirts_funny.jpg)



http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/ (http://tigersx.spreadshirt.com/)
This is impressive but it's whence.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2013, 12:07:28 PM

Yes but I would look good in this too.

Duct Tape or you a tucker?
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2013, 12:09:42 PM
This is impressive but it's whence.
Talk to chizad I just copied his text.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2013, 12:11:56 PM
Duct Tape or you a tucker?
I hang out of everything anyway. Even boxers, so I don't worry bout it.
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: noxin on December 04, 2013, 12:33:45 PM
I hang out of everything anyway. Even boxers, so I don't worry bout it.

I thought that was your shoe coming out of Mike Tyson's pant leg
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: AUownsU on December 04, 2013, 01:34:15 PM
This seems to cause movement for me..

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productimages/_1623000/altimages/FF_1623077ALT2_xl.jpg&w=400)

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productimages/_1623000/altimages/FF_1623077ALT3_xl.jpg&w=400)
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2013, 04:02:45 PM
You wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Ric_Flair_-_Wooooo.jpg)
Title: Re: I want a tee shirt....
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2013, 04:04:26 PM
This seems to cause movement for me..

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productimages/_1623000/altimages/FF_1623077ALT2_xl.jpg&w=400)

(http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productimages/_1623000/altimages/FF_1623077ALT3_xl.jpg&w=400)


I don't want any shirt (regardless of the win) to have any Bama shit on it.