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Title: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: AUChizad on December 03, 2013, 01:46:31 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nobody-at-university-of-alabama-caught-saturdays-g,34727/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nobody-at-university-of-alabama-caught-saturdays-g,34727/)
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Nobody At University Of Alabama Caught Saturday’s Game
Dec 3, 2013

TUSCALOOSA, AL—Vaguely claiming they had “some stuff to do on Saturday,” every single person at the University of Alabama reportedly missed this past weekend’s stunning Iron Bowl loss to Auburn, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Oh, yeah, I was really busy that afternoon, so I wasn’t able to catch the game,” said 21-year-old junior Craig Hopkins, who, along with every other Crimson Tide student, professor, administrator, and alumnus, was reportedly “out at this place” while the game was on and couldn’t get to a television. “I wish I could have watched it, but it’s not that big of a deal anyway. You know, it’s actually a much bigger game for Auburn than it is for us. But I’ll, uh, definitely check out the highlights later when I’m not so swamped.” The entire population of Tuscaloosa later repeatedly stressed to reporters that they still have the game on DVR and don’t want to talk about what happened before they watch it.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: The Prowler on December 03, 2013, 03:36:40 PM
Yeah, bullshit.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 03, 2013, 04:05:30 PM
Quote from: The Prowler on December 03, 2013, 03:36:40 PM
Yeah, bullshit.

 :haha:
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: oldautiger on December 03, 2013, 04:08:22 PM
Looks like the inbred updykes are still in denial...........never happened..........no big deal.............had to do more important stuff.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: RWS on December 03, 2013, 04:27:46 PM
This thread is awesome.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. 

Really, guys?

Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 03, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 03, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Tittyfudgeing Christ. 

Really, guys?

What?  The Onion has been long known as a legitimate source of breaking news.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: AUChizad on December 03, 2013, 04:35:24 PM
(http://www.oceandrivesocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/the-onion-syria-meme.png)
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 03, 2013, 04:37:50 PM
This sounds a little fishy. But, this is a credible outlet with solid reporting.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2013, 05:06:53 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 03, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. 

Really, guys?

Wikipedia agrees
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: GH2001 on December 03, 2013, 07:09:30 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 03, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. 

Really, guys?

I concur
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: chinook on December 04, 2013, 01:19:01 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 03, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. 

Really, guys?

I've always thought of Jesus Christ as an ass man. 
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2013, 09:33:10 AM
Quote from: chinook on December 04, 2013, 01:19:01 AM
I've always thought of Jesus Christ as an ass man.
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2013, 10:12:21 AM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2013, 09:33:10 AM
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.


He grabs other guys wifes boobs?
Title: Re: The Onion Chimes In
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2013, 10:30:15 AM
You guys are going to hell