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Title: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 01, 2013, 04:53:49 PM
He hits EVERY. SINGLE. POINT. of their delusional mindset, from the "We tha bes ever." to "Fuck 'is shit." to It's like watching a National Geographic special or something. A true case study. He IS the 85% and the reason Miss Terry was tsk tsking.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZZwODxS-zE (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZZwODxS-zE)

Someone please embed. Hard to do with this sketchy wireless. Thx.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: The Prowler on December 01, 2013, 04:56:18 PM
http://youtu.be/FZZwODxS-zE (http://youtu.be/FZZwODxS-zE)
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: oldautiger on December 01, 2013, 05:38:32 PM
Awwwwww poor baby, pick your nose, go beat up your sister/wife, if bammah was that great then they should have beat "an inferior Auburn team"
Yep delusional

Although I did kind of agree with it's opinion of O-hy-o st, hope Mitigin Stat whips their class less ass.
Fla St does play in another wimpy conference, doubt Duke will beat them
Now lets go whip Mizzo and see what happens
 :aubie:
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 02, 2013, 10:13:18 AM
The butt faces say he is Kentucky Wildcat fan.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2013, 10:17:10 AM
The butt faces say he is Kentucky Wildcat fan.

Probably is during basketball season.  I actually dated a woman who was from Kentucky and rooted for them in basketball and for the turds in football.  in doing so I found out that's not all that uncommon up there. 
She had to go away.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Token on December 02, 2013, 10:41:16 AM
I work in an office of 9 people.  And we have 2 more come in the morning to go over reports with us.  3 of the 11 are Auburn fans, and the people I spend the majority of my time with.  Not a single one of the 3 have said anything out of the way, other than talking about the game.  And had the game gone another way, the exact same discussion between me and those 3 would have taken place.  No shit given. 

But these two fucking assclowns with us, have said EVERY damn thing that I expected to hear from Alabama fans this morning.  Lucky, bullshit, God is an Auburn fan.  Much more, but those are the 3 that stick out.  And honestly, I WANT to address their bullshit, but I can't.  Giving up 28 points and 300 yards rushing ISN'T unlucky.  It's called getting beat in the trenches.  Ballgames are won, and more importantly, LOST at that position.  Who has the better players at those spots?  That is a dumb argument that can be argued every day for the next 360+.  But what can't be argued is, on November 28, 2013, AUBURN had the better players at the LOS.  They ran around the ends.  They ran off tackle.  They ran in the A gap.  They fucking ran....for 300 yards.  They beat Alabama with a gameplan that Alabama doesn't get beat by. 

I help my tongue this morning because I HAD to.  But honestly, I don't think I can anymore.  If I have to hear one more person say the words "Lucky" or "bullshit" when referencing this game, I'll probably be another statistic.  Shot to death by a lunatic Bama fan.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Godfather on December 02, 2013, 10:45:03 AM
I work in an office of 9 people.  And we have 2 more come in the morning to go over reports with us.  3 of the 11 are Auburn fans, and the people I spend the majority of my time with.  Not a single one of the 3 have said anything out of the way, other than talking about the game.  And had the game gone another way, the exact same discussion between me and those 3 would have taken place.  No shit given. 

But these two fucking assclowns with us, have said EVERY damn thing that I expected to hear from Alabama fans this morning.  Lucky, bullshit, God is an Auburn fan.  Much more, but those are the 3 that stick out.  And honestly, I WANT to address their bullshit, but I can't.  Giving up 28 points and 300 yards rushing ISN'T unlucky.  It's called getting beat in the trenches.  Ballgames are won, and more importantly, LOST at that position.  Who has the better players at those spots?  That is a dumb argument that can be argued every day for the next 360+.  But what can't be argued is, on November 28, 2013, AUBURN had the better players at the LOS.  They ran around the ends.  They ran off tackle.  They ran in the A gap.  They fucking ran....for 300 yards.  They beat Alabama with a gameplan that Alabama doesn't get beat by. 

I help my tongue this morning because I HAD to.  But honestly, I don't think I can anymore.  If I have to hear one more person say the words "Lucky" or "bullshit" when referencing this game, I'll probably be another statistic.  Shot to death by a lunatic Bama fan.

Welcome to the family son.  Hey AWK go get the magical unicorns, we have us a convert.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2013, 10:45:57 AM
The time has long since passed for you to come on over to the light side.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2013, 10:52:10 AM
Welcome to the family son.  Hey AWK go get the magical unicorns, we have us a convert.

Submit your dog to Jumbo too, just in case.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Token on December 02, 2013, 11:14:53 AM
I forgot the worst thing that said to me and others this morning.  When coworker mentioned how sad it was that Cade Foster received death threats, dumb bitch said....."well he should expect that, he didn't do his job".

A college athlete should expect to have his life threatened, because he missed a kick in a football game.  A human being should expect to have their life threatened, because of something that happened in a sporting activity. 

He didn't break into a house.  He didn't cook dope or sell to a kid.  He didn't rape a small child.  Hell, he didn't even have a drink too many and drive home.  No, because he missed a kick.....so he deserves to have his life threatened. 

And some would say that it is just drunk people on twitter.  People kidding around behind a keyboard.  But then you have to consider someone was killed at a party, over the game.  And you have to consider that someone killed a fucking tree over the game.  So are they really just drunk tweets after a game?  I don't think so.  If I were Cade Foster I'd seriously be concerned right now.....which is fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2013, 11:27:27 AM
^^^This^^^  All of it.  Yep, dude had an off night kicking.  But....one kick was made.  But the lineman moved.  Had to back up and do it again.  One kick might have gone through. But a lineman let someone go by virtually untouched and was easily blocked.  Half the fans probably think it was Foster who tried the 57 yarder too. 

The kicks stick out.  But plenty of missed opportunities on both sides that could have sealed things for one team or the other.  McTattoo throws a strike to Cooper in the end zone.  Flat out dropped it.  Any death threats come his way?  Ricardo Louis got behind Bama defenders twice.  Both were easy pitch and catch plays that would have gone for 6...had Marshall made relatively easy throws.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 02, 2013, 11:39:56 AM
I feel for the kid but am obviously jizzy about him missing the kicks. People making death threats, whether drunk tweets or not--need to go to jail. There are too many stupid ass people out there (esp among Bama fans) to not take it seriously.

Thing about blaming the kicker is that they weren't short field goal attempts, it was pretty windy, obviously the most hostile environment of the season (prob his career) AND according to the same fans making the threats--it should have never come down to kicking. They were going to run it down our throats and score at will. I didn't know if they would or not but I didn't think so. I only thought we'd slow TJ down. We did inside the 20's. That's where it counts.

If the truth be known, the reason the kid missed it is because I was yelling, "Miss it boy, miss it!" as loud as humanly possible every time he lined up to kick. I got inside his head and I don't regret. I will just have to live with it if anything happens to the kid. There's just too much Auburn in me. Send me to prison with Harvey. No, wait. Don't. I take that back.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2013, 11:44:13 AM
You hollered at him to miss it?  That's flat-out unsportsmanlike behavior. 
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2013, 11:46:08 AM
I feel for the kid but am obviously jizzy about him missing the kicks.

Will Smith wept.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 02, 2013, 12:49:42 PM
I forgot the worst thing that said to me and others this morning.  When coworker mentioned how sad it was that Cade Foster received death threats, dumb bitch said....."well he should expect that, he didn't do his job".

A college athlete should expect to have his life threatened, because he missed a kick in a football game.  A human being should expect to have their life threatened, because of something that happened in a sporting activity. 

He didn't break into a house.  He didn't cook dope or sell to a kid.  He didn't rape a small child.  Hell, he didn't even have a drink too many and drive home.  No, because he missed a kick.....so he deserves to have his life threatened. 

And some would say that it is just drunk people on twitter.  People kidding around behind a keyboard.  But then you have to consider someone was killed at a party, over the game.  And you have to consider that someone killed a fucking tree over the game.  So are they really just drunk tweets after a game?  I don't think so.  If I were Cade Foster I'd seriously be concerned right now.....which is fucking pathetic.


Well, he is young and still has a lot to learn.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2013, 12:50:45 PM
Will Smith wept.

but Dave Chappelle didn't. 

Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2013, 01:02:02 PM
I'm ready for the conversion process...

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/110/e/1/Charlie_The_Unicorn_by_witchie1002.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: GH2001 on December 02, 2013, 03:09:24 PM
I forgot the worst thing that said to me and others this morning.  When coworker mentioned how sad it was that Cade Foster received death threats, dumb bitch said....."well he should expect that, he didn't do his job".

A college athlete should expect to have his life threatened, because he missed a kick in a football game.  A human being should expect to have their life threatened, because of something that happened in a sporting activity. 

He didn't break into a house.  He didn't cook dope or sell to a kid.  He didn't rape a small child.  Hell, he didn't even have a drink too many and drive home.  No, because he missed a kick.....so he deserves to have his life threatened. 

And some would say that it is just drunk people on twitter.  People kidding around behind a keyboard.  But then you have to consider someone was killed at a party, over the game.  And you have to consider that someone killed a fucking tree over the game.  So are they really just drunk tweets after a game?  I don't think so.  If I were Cade Foster I'd seriously be concerned right now.....which is fucking pathetic.

Serious question. How the hell did you even become one of them in the first place?
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 02, 2013, 03:13:26 PM
Trolling turd boards and came across this:


Now I have to listen to all the barners at work tonight. A couple of them are my managers.    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Godfather on December 02, 2013, 03:39:06 PM
But then you have to consider someone was killed at a party, over the game. 
What is even stranger about that story is the woman that was shot was not even talking about bammer. 
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 02, 2013, 04:08:24 PM
What is even stranger about that story is the woman that was shot was not even talking about bammer.

That is prolly why she was shot.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2013, 06:04:34 PM
What is even stranger about that story is the woman that was shot was not even talking about bammer.

This was a baby mama fight
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: The Prowler on December 02, 2013, 06:05:11 PM
http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E (http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E)
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: oldautiger on December 02, 2013, 06:12:32 PM
http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E (http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E)
That is totally FUCKING great
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on December 02, 2013, 07:15:34 PM
I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: The Prowler on December 02, 2013, 07:25:54 PM
I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??
Yes, I love, love, LOVE the silence.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2013, 09:37:39 PM
I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

The real question is why is he still employed there after lying on his resume?
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Jumbo on December 03, 2013, 12:50:34 AM
Slow Clap for Token.... :thumsup:
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: HSVBeerNerd on December 03, 2013, 01:10:34 AM
The real question is why is he still employed there after lying on his resume?

That's what I want to know, and I brought it up after pulling the resume on Indeed. Apparently "years of experience" or some crap. You see some sketchy shit in DoD contracting..
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: IndyKMB on December 03, 2013, 05:38:50 AM
The butt faces say he is Kentucky Wildcat fan.

He is.

Saw his videos after Indiana knocked off #1 UK in December of 2011.  Classic stuff.

My guess is he's a:
Bama FB fan
UK basketball fan
UCONN WCBB fan
St. Louis Cardinals Baseball Fan
Patriots FB Fan
...etc.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

It's bad if you don't get a weird boner. I have had a boner since the morning of November 30, 2013.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2013, 01:35:27 PM
http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/ (http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/)

Quote
"She said we weren't real Alabama fans because it didn't bother us that they lost. And then she started shooting," Shepherd told The Associated Press.

Coker said alcohol might have been involved, but investigators are awaiting the results of toxicology tests to make a determination.

Shepherd said Briskey drank multiple shots of liquor during the game and "went crazy" when she heard people joking after 'Bama lost.

"It was over a football game," said Shepherd. "I'm never going to forget it because she died in my arms."
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: AUChizad on December 03, 2013, 01:50:51 PM
http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/ (http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/)
Lolz at the picture. Where'd that come from?
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 03, 2013, 01:58:22 PM
http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E (http://youtu.be/g05QG_p1U1E)

I was watching all the Get Fired Up videos Friday night and saw the other reverse Rammer Jammers, especially 2010.  Replayed them a few times.  Was thinking about how awesome it would be if we got to do that again Saturday night.  Had that in the back of my mind all day Saturday.  First thing I thought of after the win.

SO HAPPY that got posted - I think the reality of it, the awesome visual of navy blue contrasting with the orange shakers, with thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!! was even better than I imagined it would be.  Ranks right up there with 2010.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: noxin on December 03, 2013, 04:00:41 PM
thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!!

Unfortunately, this doesn't sting them as much as we hope, because hell is actually an upgrade over Tuscaloosa.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 03, 2013, 04:01:35 PM
Lolz at the picture. Where'd that come from?

The trophy photo I uploaded came from a butt faces group I haunt.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: The Prowler on December 04, 2013, 08:32:18 AM
I was watching all the Get Fired Up videos Friday night and saw the other reverse Rammer Jammers, especially 2010.  Replayed them a few times.  Was thinking about how awesome it would be if we got to do that again Saturday night.  Had that in the back of my mind all day Saturday.  First thing I thought of after the win.

SO HAPPY that got posted - I think the reality of it, the awesome visual of navy blue contrasting with the orange shakers, with thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!! was even better than I imagined it would be.  Ranks right up there with 2010.
You and me both.
Title: Re: The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2013, 10:29:49 AM
http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/ (http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/)

Lets give her a little credit, at least she killed up there and did not travel to auburn.