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Title: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2013, 10:01:42 AM
Since I imagine most of us will be spending time with family and friends tomorrow...and not sitting at a keyboard posting on the X....

May you all stuff your pie holes with bird and your afternoon be filled with naps and watching Detroit and Dallas lose again.  Happy Turkey Day to you all.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 27, 2013, 10:05:45 AM
I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2013, 10:09:20 AM
I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...

Fo realz.  I've seen some bad shift happen if the oil is too hot.

Typical day of turkey, ham, dressing, turnip greens, sticky rice, giblet gravy......dizzam, I'm getting hungry.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2013, 10:10:39 AM
I will be frying a turkey for the first time!

I hope I don't burn down the house...

I will be smoking a Turkey for the first time.  I have this awesome group I talk to, and one of the guys is a master smoker. Fo shizzzle.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2013, 11:00:41 AM
I will be smoking a Turkey for the first time.  I have this awesome group I talk to, and one of the guys is a master smoker. Fo shizzzle.

I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2013, 11:08:41 AM
I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?

Well, he did say first time.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: wesfau2 on November 27, 2013, 11:11:30 AM
Going non-traditional and eschewing the family scene to hit the Big Easy tomorrow for a weekend of shenanigans.

Don't fill up on Turkey, bama fans, save room for that bag of dicks Gus is going to force feed you Saturday.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2013, 11:20:10 AM
Since I imagine most of us will be spending time with family and friends tomorrow...and not sitting at a keyboard posting on the X....

May you all stuff your pie holes with bird and your afternoon be filled with naps and watching Detroit and Dallas lose again.  Happy Turkey Day to you all.

Says the falcons fan
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2013, 11:21:05 AM
I would imagine it's tough to smoke a turkey.  Where do you hold it, and where in the world would you light it?

Commonly referred to as a Turkey spliff.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2013, 11:52:07 AM
WE shows us how it's done

http://youtu.be/xGJGvPerMbM (http://youtu.be/xGJGvPerMbM)
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 27, 2013, 12:38:10 PM
In honor of Thanksgiving, British people tried to name the states on a map of the United States.

Ok, so it wasn't really in honor of Thanksgiving, but I have no shits to give.  Just look at it and enjoy.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat (http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat)

Some of the better ones:

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-25647-1385467498-9.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-1100-1385467470-11.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr07/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-8193-1385467475-12.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-1148-1385467500-22.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr06/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-2961-1385467505-18.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr05/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-1114-1385467528-17.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-25634-1385467525-7.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-25619-1385467526-7.jpg)

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr01/26/7/enhanced-buzz-wide-2096-1385469191-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2013, 12:47:48 PM
 :yallfu:
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2013, 12:47:58 PM
Walter White somewhere round here... *snickers*
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2013, 02:25:55 PM
I know a few Americans that probably wouldn't do much better.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2013, 02:28:05 PM
Fo realz.  I've seen some bad shift happen if the oil is too hot.

Typical day of turkey, ham, dressing, turnip greens, sticky rice, giblet gravy......dizzam, I'm getting hungry.

350. And no more than 400.

Something to do with the vapors burning off and being flammable. A fire Marshall friend of mine was splaining it yesterday.
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2013, 02:45:35 PM
And maybe give just a little thought for those who can not be home.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/946044_10152027141605250_2080351973_n1_zpsb3dd1c22.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/946044_10152027141605250_2080351973_n1_zpsb3dd1c22.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Happy Turkey To The X
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 28, 2013, 10:16:55 AM
"Directions say, let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours. How we doing?"