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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on November 25, 2013, 02:12:57 PM

Title: Blue Out
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 25, 2013, 02:12:57 PM
WEAR BLUE for Saturday's ‪#‎IronBowl‬. Auburn will be supplying thousands of orange shakers. The effect should be incredible at a sold-out Jordan-Hare Stadium and for the national TV audience. War Eagle!


Y'all who are attending damn well better represent the rest of us with pride.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 25, 2013, 02:22:16 PM
WEAR BLUE for Saturday's ‪#‎IronBowl‬. Auburn will be supplying thousands of orange shakers. The effect should be incredible at a sold-out Jordan-Hare Stadium and for the national TV audience. War Eagle!


Y'all who are attending damn well better represent the rest of us with pride.

So, will getting sloppy drunk and falling down the stairs do?
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: noxin on November 25, 2013, 02:22:39 PM
I opened this hoping Blue was the name of Bama's best player
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 25, 2013, 02:47:16 PM
I hope there are some fine folks who will be monitoring the toomers area, cause I have a faint feeling some turds are going to try and cause trouble.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Saniflush on November 25, 2013, 02:53:37 PM
I hope there are some fine folks who will be monitoring the toomers area, cause I have a faint feeling some turds are going to try and cause trouble.

How?  By poisoning the cross wires?
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 25, 2013, 03:15:18 PM
I hope there are some fine folks who will be monitoring the toomers area, cause I have a faint feeling some turds are going to try and cause trouble.

Soooo, how the fuck is Saturday different than any other day of the year for the bammeresque hayrakes?
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 25, 2013, 03:33:31 PM
How?  By poisoning the cross wires?


Nobody said they were smart. :bamahomer: :haha:
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 25, 2013, 03:34:22 PM
Soooo, how the fuck is Saturday different than any other day of he year for the bammeresque hayrakes?

I don't care what they do in their own cesspool. But when they are in Auburn I care.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 25, 2013, 04:15:08 PM
I don't care what they do in their own cesspool. But when they are in Auburn I care.

Oh I concur, however, the majority of those bammers that say they'll be there will not make it. Instead, they'll be circling Montgomery the entire time. I'd say 99% of bammers can't read map, much less actually make it to Auburn.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: oldautiger on November 25, 2013, 05:28:00 PM
I hope there are some fine folks who will be monitoring the toomers area, cause I have a faint feeling some turds are going to try and cause trouble.
Isn't that considered normal for the mullet douche bag updykes commie pinko Nazi dick heads to carry on.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 25, 2013, 05:53:04 PM
So, will getting sloppy drunk and falling down the stairs do?

Don't you dare try to take my job, mister!
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: djsimp on November 25, 2013, 07:19:33 PM
Don't you dare try to take my job, mister!

Will you be motorboating this time?
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 25, 2013, 07:38:05 PM
Don't you dare try to take my job, mister!
You disappointed me at the UGA game. You have to make amends.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 25, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
How?  By poisoning the cross wires?
The fuckers will probably pour water on them to make them rust.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 25, 2013, 09:38:16 PM
Will you be motorboating this time?

Will there be titties?
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: djsimp on November 25, 2013, 09:57:11 PM
Will there be titties?

Well apparently TW wont be there.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Token on November 25, 2013, 10:10:54 PM
How?  By poisoning the cross wires?

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It even matches my shirt.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: The Prowler on November 26, 2013, 08:34:00 AM
Everyone that's going needs to make it a mission to be horse atleast three days later.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: DnATL on November 26, 2013, 09:32:50 AM
Everyone that's going needs to make it a mission to be horse atleast the days later.
Well, Snaggle has a head start being "horse" - he's a gelding!
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 26, 2013, 10:29:36 AM
The fudgeers will probably pour water on them to make them rust.

About three days after all the Harvey Updike stuff came out a Bammer I worked with decided I had calmed down enough to make a joke.  He asked me if I heard about the retaliation in Tuscaloosa, an Auburn fan was caught spraying the Saban statue with Round Up.  I was so convinced that some numb nut was going to try some revenge scheme that the words "Does that make bronze tarnish or something?" almost came out of my mouth before I realized what he was saying.  Instead I told him to fuck off and went to my office (where I did laugh at myself for being a dumbass).
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: bgreene on November 26, 2013, 01:32:49 PM
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It even matches my shirt.

I know where you sleep...
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2013, 01:56:06 PM
I know where you sleep...
His new Auburn Charger has special features...don't you worry.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: bgreene on November 26, 2013, 02:17:39 PM
His new Auburn Charger has special features...don't you worry.

I hope the hood looks like this.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 26, 2013, 10:50:11 PM
About three days after all the Harvey Updike stuff came out a Bammer I worked with decided I had calmed down enough to make a joke.  He asked me if I heard about the retaliation in Tuscaloosa, an Auburn fan was caught spraying the Saban statue with Round Up.  I was so convinced that some numb nut was going to try some revenge scheme that the words "Does that make bronze tarnish or something?" almost came out of my mouth before I realized what he was saying.  Instead I told him to fuck off and went to my office (where I did laugh at myself for being a dumbass).

What would be funny is to put a bottle of Miracle Grow next to the Midget's statue.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: The Prowler on November 26, 2013, 11:24:19 PM
What would be funny is to put a bottle of Miracle Grow next to the Midget's statue.
I got one better, plant Kudzu all around the statute and throw miracle grow on the plant/weed/vine/headache/whatever the fuck it's considered.
Title: Re: Blue Out
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 27, 2013, 10:46:26 AM
What would be funny is to put a bottle of Miracle Grow next to the Midget's statue.


Have everybody who has to sit around their section at JHS at point in the game throw tooth brushes at them.