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Title: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Jumbo on November 13, 2013, 06:31:54 PM
Reported on Wjox Birmingham
Interesting, Jameis Winston being investigated according to @TMZ_Sports
http://t.co/WlSAremN54 (http://t.co/WlSAremN54)
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 13, 2013, 06:35:27 PM
REC is skipping a few games with their efforts.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 13, 2013, 06:39:24 PM
They are not worried about MSU, Auburn or Missouri...
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 13, 2013, 07:07:51 PM
The rec is trying to make sure McCaron wins the Heisman...the Police report was filed on Dec. 7th 2012, but it's just now coming out? Oh btw, alcohol was involved.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Six on November 13, 2013, 07:13:53 PM
The rec is trying to make sure McCaron wins the Heisman...the Police report was filed on Dec. 7th 2012, but it's just now coming out? Oh btw, alcohol was involved.

Bingo.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Montezuma58 on November 13, 2013, 07:17:04 PM
REC is skipping a few games with their efforts.
An almost year old incident all of a sudden comes to light that is negative toward a national champion and Heisman contender.  I'm sure it's just coincidence.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: CCTAU on November 14, 2013, 12:54:07 AM
Has he been charged yet?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 14, 2013, 02:05:21 AM
Has he been charged yet?
No, not then and not now. The story got "leaked".

Cam Newton, Heisman candidate and carrying Auburn to wins = Cam Gate, flamed constantly by the inbred bammer media and the REC.

Johnny Manziel, the only SEC QB returning with a possibility of becoming a repeat Heisman winner and a possible thorn in sabbin's side again = Autograph Gate, started by a uat booster that is still giving money to uat players (former and current).

Jameis Winston, a Heisman candidate that is ahead of uat's AJ McCarron, in Gary Danielson's eyes (that's what he told the TV audience watching the LSU vs uat game four days ago) = Sexual Assault Gate, leaked by a unknown source...doesn't take a Rocket Surgeon to figure out where this is coming from.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Ogre on November 14, 2013, 08:06:13 AM
I'm waiting for a "story" about Nick Marshall to appear any day now.  Probably in the week leading to the Iron Bowl - especially if we beat Georgia. 
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2013, 08:45:54 AM
The suspect they were looking for had long straight hair and was between 5'9" and 5'11".  Yup, it's gotta be Winston. 
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: CCTAU on November 14, 2013, 10:02:31 AM
So this thread topic proves that jumbo now works for Yahoo news?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2013, 10:31:01 AM
What is assalt?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2013, 10:46:52 AM
What is assalt?
I think it pertains to the ass. i.e., as an alternate to another orifice.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2013, 10:52:21 AM
I think it pertains to the ass. i.e., as an alternate to another orifice.

So, he passed up the pussy to drive up the Hershey Highway.  He took an alternate route.   :thumsup:
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 14, 2013, 11:01:36 AM
So, he passed up the pussy to drive up the Hershey Highway.  He took an alternate route.   :thumsup:
Allegedly. But, my money is on the poop chute.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2013, 11:05:42 AM
Allegedly. But, my money is on the poop chute.

Is that the same as dookie love?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2013, 11:07:31 AM
Is that the same as dookie love?

She was a pillow biter
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2013, 11:11:22 AM
To the REC all of them look alike anyway.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 14, 2013, 11:16:07 AM
To the REC all of them look alike anyway.

Not true...just the QB's...
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 14, 2013, 12:17:03 PM
I'm waiting for a "story" about Nick Marshall to appear any day now.  Probably in the week leading to the Iron Bowl - especially if we beat Georgia.

Rumors out here is about his inability to sing. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 14, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
5'9"-5'11" and about 240lbs....Jameis Winston is 6'4" and 210lbs.

So, what's the next scandal to be leaked to TMZ after this doesn't stick?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: RWS on November 14, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Oddly enough, if this were about AJ McCarron, you would be yelling about TEH GOT-DAMN REC covering this up for a year and keeping everybody quiet.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Kaos on November 14, 2013, 09:38:42 PM
Talked to a friend from FSU today.  They are just as aware as we are that this has bama stench all over it. 
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2013, 10:45:35 PM
Oddly enough, if this were about AJ McCarron, you would be yelling about TEH GOT-DAMN REC covering this up for a year and keeping everybody quiet.

Oddly enough, if it was AJ McCarron, we wouldn't be reading about it now either.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: AWK on November 14, 2013, 11:09:05 PM
Oddly enough, if this were about AJ McCarron, you would be yelling about TEH GOT-DAMN REC covering this up for a year and keeping everybody quiet.
Actually, the woman's Dad would say she deserved it.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: GH2001 on November 14, 2013, 11:35:28 PM
Actually, the woman's Dad would say she deserved it.

Wellll she did pawwwwll. And weez all knowd thayut. Gittin wut she deserved is the way I see it.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2013, 11:36:38 PM
Wellll she did pawwwwll. And weez all knowd thayut. Gittin wut she deserved is the way I see it.

Ro Ti
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 15, 2013, 10:28:09 AM
Actually, the woman's Dad would say she deserved it.

Would that not be her brother also?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Token on November 20, 2013, 11:38:13 PM
Glad the REC was able to obtain Winston's DNA and plant it as evidence on the victim last December. Way to think ahead guys.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Kaos on November 21, 2013, 12:23:00 AM
Glad the REC was able to obtain Winston's DNA and plant it as evidence on the victim last December. Way to think ahead guys.

She banged him. So? REC paid her to. And to make up allegations that will disappear once the season is over.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 21, 2013, 01:13:11 AM
She banged him. So? REC paid her to. And to make up allegations that will disappear once the season is over.
Yup, that's what he gets for leaving the State.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Godfather on November 21, 2013, 10:57:35 AM
Glad the REC was able to obtain Winston's DNA and plant it as evidence on the victim last December. Way to think ahead guys.

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Red Elephant Club, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Saniflush on November 21, 2013, 11:00:57 AM
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Red Elephant Club, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 22, 2013, 04:53:11 PM
WOTS...The accuser was jealous that Jameis Winston's High School girlfriend was coming down to Tallahassee, and he told her to lay low while she's there. She decided to call the police and scream rape, but she changed her mind before the police got there, she was to embarrassed to let them know that it was a false claim, so she gave the police the "5'9"-5'11" 240lbs." description. She and Winston were at her residence when all this went down and they had a mutual relationship before and after the "rape incident", this coming from her roommate and another person that was there when this happened.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: djsimp on November 22, 2013, 05:58:49 PM
Glad the REC was able to obtain Winston's DNA and plant it as evidence on the victim last December. Way to think ahead guys.

I think you're on to something here. You should turn in your badge for a whistle...oh wait.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Token on November 22, 2013, 06:02:54 PM
WOTS...The accuser was jealous that Jameis Winston's High School girlfriend was coming down to Tallahassee, and he told her to lay low while she's there. She decided to call the police and scream rape, but she changed her mind before the police got there, she was to embarrassed to let them know that it was a false claim, so she gave the police the "5'9"-5'11" 240lbs." description. She and Winston were at her residence when all this went down and they had a mutual relationship before and after the "rape incident", this coming from her roommate and another person that was there when this happened.

I believe this.  And I believe that her family has decided to pursue this now because of the millions he is looking to be worth.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2013, 06:09:04 PM
I believe this.  And I believe that her family has decided to pursue this now because of the millions he is looking to be worth.

chicken dinner...

WOMS is that her Aunt is a partner in a law firm and saw $$$ when she found out about it.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 22, 2013, 10:34:51 PM
If Jameis bangs me, I'm pressing charges too.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 23, 2013, 02:03:14 PM
If Jameis bangs me, I'm pressing charges too.


I don't think having bad taste is a crime.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 23, 2013, 08:23:30 PM

I don't think having bad taste is a crime.
Now, I hope he bangs you.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 23, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Now, I hope he bangs you.

Well it is the 2013 thing.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: The Prowler on November 24, 2013, 12:41:07 AM
They're saying that they need a little more time and information before making a decision to charge Jameis Winston, said that it'll likely be after Thanksgiving before making the decision.

uat beats Auburn...Jameis will be charged.
Auburn beats uat...Jameis will not be charged.

(http://i.imgflip.com/4zr88.jpg)
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: auburnredwing on November 24, 2013, 02:48:58 AM
chicken dinner...

WOMS is that her Aunt is a partner in a law firm and saw $$$ when she found out about it.


WOMS= Word On Mom's Street?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 24, 2013, 02:07:48 PM
WOMS= Word On Mom's Street?

Women On Menstrual Sycle...Buzz can't spell worth a shit.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 24, 2013, 03:04:22 PM
WOMS= Women on Mozart's Symphony

www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OzqxGMr_U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OzqxGMr_U#ws)
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2013, 09:44:28 AM
Hot blonde chick
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 26, 2013, 10:00:24 AM
Hot blonde chick that got "caught" having sex with a black guy...

fixed
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2013, 10:25:25 AM
I think hot blonde chick might be finding out that it's hard to hide shit once you've put it on the tweeters and butt-faces. 
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: CCTAU on November 26, 2013, 12:53:29 PM
As soon as AJ wins Heisman, all charges will be dropped.

Moral of the story, break it off in somebody that you KNOW wants it.
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2013, 01:22:34 PM
Caller to our local show this morning had me  :facepalm: as soon as he started.  I knew EXACTLY where he was headed.


"Now, I'm a life long Bama fan and I don't care if he did it or not...but let me ask you a question.  (BANG...you know what comes next) If they do charge Winston with a felony (Wait for it)  you think the voters (Here it comes) will keep him ahead of AJ McCarron in the Heisman race?"  (Too easy)
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 28, 2013, 11:04:56 AM
Caller to our local show this morning had me  :facepalm: as soon as he started.  I knew EXACTLY where he was headed.


"Now, I'm a life long Bama fan and I don't care if he did it or not...but let me ask you a question.  (BANG...you know what comes next) If they do charge Winston with a felony (Wait for it)  you think the voters (Here it comes) will keep him ahead of AJ McCarron in the Heisman race?"  (Too easy)

Reports say 27 of 33 say they will vote for Winston regardless of the charges against him. So....there's your Heisman winner.

(http://i.imgur.com/GZA0xPZ.gif)

Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: Saniflush on November 28, 2013, 01:43:09 PM
Reports say 27 of 33 say they will vote for Winston regardless of the charges against him. So....there's your Heisman winner.

(http://i.imgur.com/GZA0xPZ.gif)


Well if he is convicted after winning it does that mean that the tide will claim it?
Title: Re: Jameis Winston charged with sexual Assalt
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 28, 2013, 02:34:48 PM

Well if he is convicted after winning it does that mean that the tide will claim it?

Hell, they're gonna claim it regardless of who wins. Just as they claim the 2012 IB win that's rightfully ours..