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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:44:33 PM

Title: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:44:33 PM
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9903116/carl-pelini-resigns-florida-atlantic-coach (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/9903116/carl-pelini-resigns-florida-atlantic-coach)

Word is the cops were at the practice facility this morning.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 30, 2013, 03:47:47 PM
Our thuggary stretches far and wide.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 03:48:18 PM
Tulane is 6-2 overall and 4-0 in conference?
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 30, 2013, 03:48:24 PM
Fuck him. And his brother. Just about the most over rated coach in D1.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
Fuck him. And his brother. Just about the most over rated coach in D1.

Close.  But I was thinking

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jen-bielema-karma.jpg)
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 03:55:00 PM
Close.  But I was thinking

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jen-bielema-karma.jpg)


Daaammmn that is hot.




He must workout.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Lurking Tiger on October 30, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
Close.  But I was thinking

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jen-bielema-karma.jpg)

Douche either has a 11 inch penus or is an Oriental Lickmaster.

No other way this gets that. Not even cash money.

Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:07:02 PM
Douche either has a 11 inch penus or is an Oriental Lickmaster.

No other way this gets that. Not even cash money.

See, this is the first thought whenever you see a guy that way over-married.  My question is why would a smoking hot thing like that ever want to put herself in a position to find out?  He had to get drunk and whip it out at a party one night and she took notice.   
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Kaos on October 30, 2013, 04:14:56 PM
I think she's hot, but then I see this in my mind.  And it sorta creeps me out. 
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:16:22 PM
Close.  But I was thinking

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jen-bielema-karma.jpg)
What the fuck is that gang sign they are throwing? 

and the other Pelini will be joining his brother on the unemployment line after this season.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 30, 2013, 04:31:46 PM
What the fuck is that gang sign they are throwing? 

I had the same thought...
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: AUownsU on October 30, 2013, 04:33:08 PM
See, this is the first thought whenever you see a guy that way over-married.  My question is why would a smoking hot thing like that ever want to put herself in a position to find out?  He had to get drunk and whip it out at a party one night and she took notice.
MFers stealing my moves.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
I had the same thought...
When I was looking for her pic for the mojo thread they do it in like every picture....or at least she does.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 30, 2013, 04:34:23 PM
When I was looking for her pic for the mojo thread they do it in like every picture....or at least she does.

She's probably skilled at using her fingers.  No way does he satisfy her.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:35:10 PM
MFers stealing my moves.
Yes... but winning the bet for the smallest penis shouldn't be bragged about.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:36:02 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:36:15 PM
She's probably skilled at using her fingers.  No way does he satisfy her.
Maybe she is trying to show him where to put his dick.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:37:06 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.
Rubbin the nubbin
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: MarkChand on October 30, 2013, 04:38:25 PM
Sad to see such a brilliant football mind walk away from the game

http://youtu.be/ba9x-nEgIfI (http://youtu.be/ba9x-nEgIfI)
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 30, 2013, 04:38:29 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.

I'm guessing that little man is in a huge dinghy
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: AUChizad on October 30, 2013, 04:43:14 PM
Fuck him. And his brother. Just about the most over rated coach in D1.
Close.  But I was thinking

(http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jen-bielema-karma.jpg)
Yes, I would much rather fuck Jen Bielema than Carl Pellini's brother. Agreed.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: AUChizad on October 30, 2013, 04:43:40 PM
Can you really blame Pellini for wanting to take the edge off after the beatdown he had just endured?
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:49:02 PM
I'm guessing that little man is in a huge dinghy

No way.  That thing would grip you like a python and smell like morning dew on a lilac.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:50:36 PM
No way.  That thing would grip you like a python and smell like morning dew on a lilac.
You really need to get out more....maybe sit the next few plays out.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:58:03 PM
You really need to get out more....maybe sit the next few plays out.

It's been a while, brother.  Too long.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 05:44:16 PM
What the fuck is that gang sign they are throwing? 

and the other Pelini will be joining his brother on the unemployment line after this season.

That is something that they tried to start up this year to rally the Arkansas troops. They were calling it "throwing the A".  Just this side of them trying to envoke the "never to yield" earlier this year.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: DnATL on October 30, 2013, 06:22:10 PM
I was going to beat AU, but then I got high....................

So, does Mike Dyer wish he had at least taken a visit to FAU when transferring?
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 30, 2013, 07:33:35 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.
and probaby squeaks like a cheese curd when you nibble on it.
Title: Re: Carl Pelini resigns
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 30, 2013, 07:36:57 PM
and probaby squeaks like a cheese curd when you nibble on it.

I'd take my chances. Just sayin'.