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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Vandy Vol on October 29, 2013, 08:02:07 AM
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No, but really...this is pretty nifty. A professor at Florida State studies ants, which is relatively ghey by itself. But he's been pouring molten aluminum into ant hills in order to get a better idea of how they're structured. The result is an aluminum cast that shows the intricacy of the tunnels and how things are organized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IugvemOyZY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IugvemOyZY#)
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Whew....I thought maybe he was making armor plated ants....then we'd be fucked.
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Whew....I thought maybe he was making armor plated ants....then we'd be fucked.
Oh, we're already fucked. They have sharkcats that ride robots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2jNiLN5mk# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2jNiLN5mk#)
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Dr. Lishak, who taught Biology at AU, was into ant experiments. He talked about how ants do things by scent. An example is when an ant dies, it gives off a scent that tells the other ants to pick it up and throw it on the pile of dead ants. Supposedly, ants have a store room for dead ants. He said he liked to take a dead ant and rub it on a live ant....and watch all the others keep throwing this poor fellow on the pile, time and time again.
Lishak was a sick man. Best class I ever took.
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No, but really...this is pretty nifty. A professor at Florida State studies ants, which is relatively ghey by itself. But he's been pouring molten aluminum into ant hills in order to get a better idea of how they're structured. The result is an aluminum cast that shows the intricacy of the tunnels and how things are organized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IugvemOyZY# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IugvemOyZY#)
Yada, yada, yada, I just found a new way to kill fire ants.
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Dr. Lishak, who taught Biology at AU, was into ant experiments. He talked about how ants do things by scent. An example is when an ant dies, it gives off a scent that tells the other ants to pick it up and throw it on the pile of dead ants. Supposedly, ants have a store room for dead ants. He said he liked to take a dead ant and rub it on a live ant....and watch all the others keep throwing this poor fellow on the pile, time and time again.
Lishak was a sick man. Best class I ever took.
Damn that sounds like fun. Legal torture. Bottom feeder will call PETA on us though.
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Dr. Lishak, who taught Biology at AU, was into ant experiments. He talked about how ants do things by scent. An example is when an ant dies, it gives off a scent that tells the other ants to pick it up and throw it on the pile of dead ants. Supposedly, ants have a store room for dead ants. He said he liked to take a dead ant and rub it on a live ant....and watch all the others keep throwing this poor fellow on the pile, time and time again.
Lishak was a sick man. Best class I ever took.
I loved Lishak.
He introduced the class by telling us he knew none of us gave a shit about biology or science, so he was just going to teach us the basics and then also information that was applicable to our daily lives.
And he did.
Some of the things I learned in his class:
- You shouldn't use acne medication or other face scrubs because pimples are the body's natural means of expelling dirt from the body. The more you use, the more you'll have to use because the dirt in your pores will be sealed by the "cleansers." Also, you shouldn't pop a zit because that's how scarring occurs.
- Girls shouldn't wear thong underwear because the string will rub against the butthole and then feces particles will shake down to the crotch and expose the vagina to bacteria which can cause infection.
- Your stomach can eat itself. The digestive juices will eat the lining of your stomach if you go without food for too long though you will die of nutrient deprivation by the time this happens.
- That blood-type issue between mothers and babies where the two blood types will attack each other and treat the baby as an infection that has to be killed.
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- Girls shouldn't wear thong underwear because the string will rub against the butthole and then feces particles will shake down to the crotch and expose the vagina to bacteria which can cause infection.
Now I know why some girls tasted like shit. :haha:
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I loved Lishak.
He introduced the class by telling us he knew none of us gave a shit about biology or science, so he was just going to teach us the basics and then also information that was applicable to our daily lives.
And he did.
Some of the things I learned in his class:
- You shouldn't use acne medication or other face scrubs because pimples are the body's natural means of expelling dirt from the body. The more you use, the more you'll have to use because the dirt in your pores will be sealed by the "cleansers." Also, you shouldn't pop a zit because that's how scarring occurs.
- Girls shouldn't wear thong underwear because the string will rub against the butthole and then feces particles will shake down to the crotch and expose the vagina to bacteria which can cause infection.
- Your stomach can eat itself. The digestive juices will eat the lining of your stomach if you go without food for too long though you will die of nutrient deprivation by the time this happens.
- That blood-type issue between mothers and babies where the two blood types will attack each other and treat the baby as an infection that has to be killed.
He gave us his patented Lishak diet. Guaranteed for you to lose 30+ pounds. He was totally serious in showing us this graph and how you would gain 5-6 pounds the first week, but the next 2 weeks, you'd lose around 15. Then you'd gain some back then lose 20....the cycle keeps going.
We were all ears waiting to hear what the diet was when he told us you can eat anything and everything you want. All you have to do is turn the air conditioning on real low, or open all the windows if it was winter....and sleep naked without any covers. The first week, you'll gain because you're eating anything you want. But then...you'll get the flu and lose a lot of weight. Then you'll get over it and gain some back. Then, you'll get pneumonia and drop a ton of weight....
If you remember how Lishak was, you'll know he had us rolling.
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Now I know why some girls tasted like shit. :haha:
Only if they didn't wipe good
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Only if they didn't wipe good
Well before Mrs. Dallas I had very low standards in women. Just ask her, she's tells me all the time.