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Title: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Kaos on October 28, 2013, 01:31:30 PM
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/10/live_updates_arkansas_coach_br.html#incart_more_sports (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/10/live_updates_arkansas_coach_br.html#incart_more_sports)

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*** Arkansas has contacted SEC office due to game tape issues. He says "TV copy" doesn't match "film copy." Bielema says Arkansas has known about it for about a week and a half.

*** Bielema says a swinging gate formation was on TV copy but was not on copy of Auburn tape. "I'm sure it's a glitch. I know Gus stands for everything that's right."

*** Bielema on his tweet last night concerning offensive linemen not developing properly into NFL players in spread offense: "That's more of a recruiting base thing. If we were playing us this week, I would have tweeted. It was more recruiting driven."


The tweet:
Bret Bielema ‏@BretBielema 17h
“@ChrisHauserJr: Spread Offense not fitting into NFL
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/14129204/spread-the-blame-when-examining-bad-oline-play (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/14129204/spread-the-blame-when-examining-bad-oline-play) …”

Things to keep pushing as we move forward here at UA. #WPS
 View summary


Clearly shows his inability to understand what he's seeing.  No, it doesn't work in the NFL.  The Patriots never won a Super Bowl.

This guy is a fat headed moron. 

I hope we beat his paunchy whiny bitch eyes shut. 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 28, 2013, 01:35:09 PM
Bulletin Board material, imo. 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 28, 2013, 01:38:37 PM
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*** How often does Bielema compare TV film vs. game film? "To be quite honest, it's one of the luxuries of having a bye week." He says Arkansas had more time to look at film and catch the discrepancies.

hahaha...but he has known about it for about it for "about a week and a half"...

fucking fat ass...
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 28, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
(http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy253/blue-nightingale/gifs/baby2.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/blue-nightingale/media/gifs/baby2.gif.html)
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: CCTAU on October 28, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
So he is saying that his DVR is broken?

Or that he has one hot ass wife, but she's too stupid to push record on the DVR?

I'm not understanding Mr. Bilgemouth!
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Jumbo on October 28, 2013, 02:51:50 PM
Oh snap it's on like pig neckbone.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 28, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9cpJujCYAEM_1O.jpg)
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 28, 2013, 03:13:25 PM
Maybe this will help him prepare his team.

(http://www.buurps.com/images/200901/thespread/thespread.jpg)

Bielema re-ignited the argument at SEC spring meetings by proposing rule changes that would slow down no-huddle aoffenses in an effort to promote player safety, a view first presented by Alabama's Nick Saban last season.

Malzahn, the mastermind behind the hurry-up, no-huddle offense, finds it hard to believe that any increase in pace correlates with an increase in player injuries.

"When I first heard that, to be honest with you, I thought it was a joke," Malzahn said. "As far as healthy or safety issues, that's like saying the defense shouldn't blitz after a first down because they're a little fatigued and there's liable to be a big collision in the backfield."
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 28, 2013, 03:24:25 PM
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*** Hard to keep recruits on board during losing streak? Bielema says not so much. He's handling most of the recruiting calls, etc.  "One of the things I constantly sell ... is to give people something they've never had before, which is an SEC championship."

I'll take "A Snowball's Chance In Hell", for $200, Alex. 

Lots of things people in Arkansas have never had.  A good education.  A full set of teeth. 

Plus, he's thinking small - other schools talk about the BCS.  Guess baby steps?

Honestly, that makes no sense.  Of course no high school player has an SEC championship.   Neither do Arky fans - three trips, no wins.  So is he only recruiting in state Arky loyalists? 

Man is an idiot. 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Hogwally on October 28, 2013, 06:35:48 PM
So he is saying that his DVR is broken?

Or that he has one hot ass wife, but she's too stupid to push record on the DVR?

I'm not understanding Mr. Bilgemouth!

     He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations.  Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: jmar on October 28, 2013, 07:00:35 PM
     He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations.  Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.
Not gonna cheat the Hogs out of an L.          Just so you know.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 28, 2013, 07:28:41 PM
Hopefully, Gus rings up 70 on the fat bastard.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Token on October 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM
Hopefully, Gus rings up 70 on the fat bastard.

That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 28, 2013, 08:32:11 PM
That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.
Gus is fast. It can be done.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: The Prowler on October 28, 2013, 09:40:21 PM
     He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations.  Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.
Sadly, Beleima doesn't realize that speaking out against another in conference team is against SEC rules...or would that be considered hilarious? I'm gonna go with hilarious.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 28, 2013, 10:39:35 PM
That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.

Chandler Shakespeare will have 28 alone...
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 28, 2013, 10:46:50 PM
That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.
I'll be sad if our third stringers don't score at least twice on the whiney bitch.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: The Prowler on October 29, 2013, 12:06:36 AM
I hope one of the pictures that Auburn holds up is of 50 year old Butthead, a box of tissues, a pacifier and a swinging gate...then we score on the swinging gate.

Someone with photoshoping skills *ahem* Godfather *ahem* should put something like that together and I'll tweet that to Coach Malzahn to let him know that the Auburn fanbase would like to see this play.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: GH2001 on October 29, 2013, 09:35:45 AM
Damn it's bad enough this guy has been a total joke so far. Equally sad that the arky fans are doubling down with him on his nonsense.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: RWS on October 29, 2013, 10:06:27 AM
I can't help but laugh at these coaches that are coming from pussy conferences, and are quickly finding out that they have bitten off more than they can chew.  If you're going to poke the bear, you better carry a big stick.  Jones figured that out last week, and Bielema is going to figure it out this weekend. 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 29, 2013, 11:03:21 AM
The thing that gets me about Fat Bastard making a public issue about a tape being edited is the fact that it was on a conversion play. A freaking pat. Does he really think that IF Malzahn had knowledge of the tape being edited, it would be on a PAT? If so, he's a bigger Dumas than he even appears.

This is one he should have taken up with the commish and not talked about in a presser, if he's that concerned about a pat play being edited. If it actually comes down to a conversion play, I will stand corrected. And pissed off.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 29, 2013, 11:21:11 AM
     He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations.  Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.
Point taken. And, nobody likes a dumbass who would lay this out in a press conference. Regardless, my prediction is you'll be moving on from this guy very soon. Shitty hire
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 29, 2013, 11:32:26 AM
Hope we run the two point conversion every time we score.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: RWS on October 29, 2013, 12:39:03 PM
Hope we run the two point conversion every time we score.
This.  Fuck that guy.  Bielema and Jones both need to learn not to say stupid shit in this league.  If they insist, they should at least wait until their teams are halfway decent enough to put up some sort of fight against the big boys.  Maybe that sort of thing is part of rivalries in the B1G and Big East; I don't know.  I just know that more often than not, you're going to catch a beatdown if you do it in the SEC.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: djsimp on October 29, 2013, 12:40:45 PM
Hope we run the two point conversion every time we score.

 #winning
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUChizad on October 29, 2013, 01:05:03 PM
Oh, the irony.

From last year:
http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2012/09/oregon_state_beavers_rundown_117.html (http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2012/09/oregon_state_beavers_rundown_117.html)

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Oregon State Beavers rundown: Wisconsin's Bret Bielema refuses to send game tape to OSU
John Hunt, The Oregonian By John Hunt, The Oregonian
on September 04, 2012 at 8:05 AM   

Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema said Monday that he did not send game tape of the Badgers' 26-21 win over Northern Iowa to Oregon State, as is customary.

"I did not send them film,'' Bielema said. "And I had to go through a little bit of a process there just to secure our film. ... We had to go through some things just to guard from anybody hopefully sending our film to them.

"I've been assured by the Big Ten office that that wasn't going to happen.  And, of course, we informed Oregon State, and our video director reached out to them after the game on Saturday and said we're not sending this film obviously because we didn't get one on them.''

OSU, of course, does not have game film to send because Hurricane Isaac forced the postponement of last week's scheduled season opener against Nicholls State.

Not having that "tune-up'' game is a definite disadvantage for Oregon State. The flip side is that the Beavers would be fresher and would have the advantage of seeing the Badgers - who have a new offensive coordinator - on tape.

The Beavers have seen tape of the Badgers against UNI, a game in which the Panthers' defensive scheme was effective (Wisconsin averaged less than four yards per carry), but it's unclear whether they saw a television broadcast or a coaches' version.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: djsimp on October 29, 2013, 01:21:22 PM
Oh, the irony.

From last year:
http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2012/09/oregon_state_beavers_rundown_117.html (http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2012/09/oregon_state_beavers_rundown_117.html)

Well well, can somebody get this to whoopig?
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: GH2001 on October 29, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
Story was he also refused to shake Bobby Bowdens hand after their bowl game the year before Bowden retired, dadgummit.

Prick.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Saniflush on October 29, 2013, 04:55:05 PM
From an Arkansas board....

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I read somewhere that Auburn is pissed at Bielema because he only sent film of one touchdown from the last two games.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 29, 2013, 05:01:22 PM
From an Arkansas board....


Some mighty fine internetin' right there.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUChizad on October 29, 2013, 05:03:35 PM
From an Arkansas board....
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/mark_dirt/4chan/1184135864073.jpg)
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 29, 2013, 05:04:46 PM
From an Arkansas board....

This is how you play internet
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 29, 2013, 05:08:53 PM
From an Arkansas board....

 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


Do you think after game 5 last year that anybody requested film on us

that would be used for other purposes than laughter?
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: jmar on October 29, 2013, 07:29:18 PM
Biliema was on the Big Ten Rules Committee so I suppose he's a stickler for the least little thing.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 29, 2013, 08:11:31 PM
From an Arkansas board....
One thing about the Hogs is their fans call it straight.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 29, 2013, 10:04:48 PM
Biliema was on the Big Ten Rules Committee so I suppose he's a stickler for the least little thing.

Rules or offense?
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 29, 2013, 10:51:17 PM
Biliema was on the Big Ten Rules Committee so I suppose he's a stickler for the least little thing.[\b]

Heard his wife is too. 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AWK on October 29, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
Heard his wife is too.
Zing.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: chinook on October 30, 2013, 12:52:38 AM
Well well, can somebody get this to whoopig?

woo?
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: djsimp on October 30, 2013, 07:45:17 AM
Yes and no. It is woo but also who.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUChizad on October 30, 2013, 09:46:08 AM
Heard his wife is too.
So you're telling me there's a chance...
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 30, 2013, 02:46:44 PM
So you're telling me there's a chance...

Maybe for you.  Not for Buzz.  Unless she likes guns.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 02:56:30 PM
Maybe for you.  Not for Buzz.  Unless she likes guns.

She likes dumbasses with money...Sorry buzz.

(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/jen-bielema-vegas.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1)
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: CCTAU on October 30, 2013, 03:17:27 PM
She likes dumbasses with money...Sorry buzz.

(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/jen-bielema-vegas.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1)

So you guys are saying it is his hot ass wife's fault? She is too stupid to push the record button in the DVR?

I'm still not sure what the problem is here with Bilgemouth!
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 30, 2013, 03:29:32 PM
She likes dumbasses with money...Sorry buzz.

(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/jen-bielema-vegas.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1)

He is halfway there at least.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 30, 2013, 03:46:25 PM
She likes dumbasses with money...Sorry buzz.

(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/jen-bielema-vegas.jpg?w=295&h=231&crop=1)


Should put me in the top 5 then? 
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 30, 2013, 04:10:50 PM
LizHoney keeps poking me on FB. I have yet to respond to her, except for a friendly poke back. How do I tell her that her hawgs are going to get ass+raped Saturday at their house in front of their fans?
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 30, 2013, 04:17:24 PM
So you guys are saying it is his hot ass wife's fault? She is too stupid to push the record button in the DVR?

I'm still not sure what the problem is here with Bilgemouth!

Hell, most of our games are on youtubez.com in HD 720p.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AUChizad on November 01, 2013, 12:09:00 PM
Not parody.
http://youtu.be/kHrjtIdAtYE (http://youtu.be/kHrjtIdAtYE)
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 01, 2013, 12:17:46 PM
Coming to you live from the front porch of the Cracker Barrel in scenic Fayettenam.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AWK on November 01, 2013, 12:21:00 PM
Not parody.
http://youtu.be/kHrjtIdAtYE (http://youtu.be/kHrjtIdAtYE)
The only way you could get any gayer is if you willingly did a human centipede with Richard Simmons and Bear Force One.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 01, 2013, 12:29:20 PM
The only way you could get any gayer is if you willingly did a human centipede with Richard Simmons and Bear Force One.

Now that's pretty damn gay.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: djsimp on November 01, 2013, 01:04:59 PM
Coming to you live from the front porch of the Cracker Barrel in scenic Fayettenam.

I could whip that mans ass in some checkers.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: Godfather on November 01, 2013, 02:07:09 PM
The only way you could get any gayer is if you willingly did a human centipede with Richard Simmons and Bear Force One.
That may not even be gay enough.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: AWK on November 01, 2013, 04:22:57 PM
That may not even be gay enough.
That's true.  You would have to turn into a purple dick that cum's rainbows, and chase around manly anuses while riding a unicorn...all day.
Title: Re: Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB
Post by: GH2001 on November 01, 2013, 07:40:30 PM
That's true.  You would have to turn into a purple dick that cum's rainbows, and chase around manly anuses while riding a unicorn...all day.

Why are you bringing vv into this?