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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 12:09:43 PM

Title: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 12:09:43 PM
Earlier, one of you posted the pic of the rock in Tennessee that was painted up in Crimpsum.  Honestly, until that was posted, I knew nothing of said rock or it's meaning to UT fans.  Not making fun of it and Lord knows, we took enough crap as AU fans because after all, "They're just trees".  Whether it's a rock or trees or a Quad or a Grove, traditions are the very fiber of what college football is all about.  So, if this rock is a part of UT tradition and if it really was painted up (Was it really painted or was that a photoshop...some parts were lighter) that's a damn crappy thing to do.

So I axe, Who is Charles Hollis?  Scanning the al's to the dot kums...I see a prediction piece written by this guy and the following was the first part of it. Didn't post his predictions.  Just thought it looked like another, "Get over it.  It's just a F'n rock" take.  Am I reading too much into his comments?  Anywayz...


 This "Red Rock" thing the Tennessee Vols have going in Knoxville, pretty ridiculous.

Somebody, presumably an Alabama fan, painted The Rock, a Tennessee landmark, in crimson this week with a pro-Alabama message on it. If you know THAT LINE in "Rammer Jammer," the Crimson Tide's postgame national anthem of sorts, you get the picture of what was written on The Rock.

This is one of those rivalry week attacks meant to pump up the team that's a 28-point underdog against top-ranked Alabama, which has beaten Tennessee the past six seasons.

Another sign the Vols are grasping for motivation? They have been referring to Alabama as "the red team" in practice this week, refraining from saying the school's real name.

That's so Woody Hayes.

Since CBS chose to make Tennessee-Alabama its afternoon national game, our theory is this is some CBS ploy to bring in a few more viewers.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 25, 2013, 01:03:51 PM
Charles Hollis definitely makes the top 5 of crimpsum worshiping writers in the greater birmingham area.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 01:11:27 PM
Charles Hollis definitely makes the top 5 of crimpsum worshiping writers in the greater birmingham area.

It's like he's saying, "Stupid, petty Vols and your worthless traditions".
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Godfather on October 25, 2013, 01:12:30 PM
It's like he's saying, "Stupid, petty Vols and your worthless traditions".
bama mouth pieces = saying it without actually saying it.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 25, 2013, 01:52:59 PM


Another sign the Vols are grasping for motivation? They have been referring to Alabama as "the red team" in practice this week, refraining from saying the school's real name.



Yeah, a Bama coach would never stoop to that level, right Mr. Franchione?
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: The Prowler on October 25, 2013, 02:26:45 PM
Hollis is a fucking joke.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 25, 2013, 03:03:12 PM
I fucking hate bammers and their kind, including this jag-off.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 03:13:30 PM
I didn't know who Hollis was.  I've seen a couple of his pieces on al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. but never paid attention to him.  No matter if he's a Bama guy or not, you don't write a "get over yourself" article.  You tell fans to stop fucking vandalizing other people's stuff.   
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: AWK on October 25, 2013, 03:58:30 PM
(http://randomoverload.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/647bfunny-pregnant-joke-The-Rock-baby.jpg)
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Token on October 25, 2013, 04:30:27 PM
Fuck any UT fan that really tries to cry about the rock being painted. Fucking idiots.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 04:35:51 PM
Fuck any UT fan that really tries to cry about the rock being painted. Fucking idiots.

What did Smokey ever do to you?
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Token on October 25, 2013, 04:46:18 PM
What did Smokey ever do to you?

(http://blogs.knoxnews.com/woodbery/the-rock-tennessee.png)

(http://media.govolsxtra.com/media/img/photos/2010/01/12/r011210ock1_t607.jpg)

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/132591/TENNESSEE-FOOTBALL-RIOTS-PHOTOS-PICTURES.jpg)

So fuck those bitches.  I hope Saban puts 100 on them, and I hope 100,000 stay to give them a parting gift.  Cocksuckers.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 04:51:01 PM
Aahh, so that's the tradition of the rock.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Godfather on October 25, 2013, 04:52:07 PM
Those are hurtful things written on that rock.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Godfather on October 25, 2013, 04:53:25 PM
(http://www.cbssports.com/images/collegefootball/the-rock-ut-rmft.jpg)
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 04:55:15 PM
Those are hurtful things written on that rock.

It's not even a good rendition of a jizzing penis.

What does RMFT stand for? 
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Godfather on October 25, 2013, 04:55:55 PM
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 25, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.

***snicker***
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Token on October 25, 2013, 05:01:26 PM
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.

Going back to get the sledge hammer. Then they would bitch because they couldn't paint more dicks. 
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 25, 2013, 06:09:15 PM
I gotta call shenanigans. That chunk is sitting in the middle of campus and some turds were able to hang out long enough to paint it with no one noticing?  They might as well have been painting "Romans Go Home" on the walls of the Forum.

Shenanigans, I tells ya.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 25, 2013, 06:16:16 PM
It's just a rock.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 25, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
Who is TTN?
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: The Prowler on October 25, 2013, 06:32:51 PM
I gotta call shenanigans. That chunk is sitting in the middle of campus and some turds were able to hang out long enough to paint it with no one noticing?  They might as well have been painting "Romans Go Home" on the walls of the Forum.

Shenanigans, I tells ya.
I'm guessing they did it at night.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 25, 2013, 08:05:15 PM
I gotta call shenanigans. That chunk is sitting in the middle of campus and some turds were able to hang out long enough to paint it with no one noticing?  They might as well have been painting "Romans Go Home" on the walls of the Forum.

Shenanigans, I tells ya.
"Romanes eunt domus"?
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Montezuma58 on October 25, 2013, 08:12:46 PM
(http://www.cbssports.com/images/collegefootball/the-rock-ut-rmft.jpg)
The most elite taggers always use stencils.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: AWK on October 25, 2013, 08:42:14 PM
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.
+1000
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: wesfau2 on October 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
"Romanes eunt domus"?

Conjugate the verb....
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 25, 2013, 10:31:11 PM
I'm guessing they did it at night.

Well, duh, but a college campus with no one running around at night? 

Shenanigans.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 25, 2013, 10:36:50 PM
Well, duh, but a college campus with no one running around at night? 

Shenanigans.

Have you ever walked around Knoxville at night?  The bammers with their spray cans and lack of teeth fit in well, I suspect.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Kaos on October 26, 2013, 01:41:24 AM
(http://blogs.knoxnews.com/woodbery/the-rock-tennessee.png)

(http://media.govolsxtra.com/media/img/photos/2010/01/12/r011210ock1_t607.jpg)

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/132591/TENNESSEE-FOOTBALL-RIOTS-PHOTOS-PICTURES.jpg)

So fudge those bitches.  I hope Saban puts 100 on them, and I hope 100,000 stay to give them a parting gift.  roostersuckers.

I can paint my house any color I want.  Doesn't give you the right to paint over it for me. 

That's the difference here. 
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 26, 2013, 12:44:26 PM
Updated version:

(http://throwtheflagblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Tennessee-Rock1-410x600.jpg)
http://throwtheflagblog.com/2013/10/tennessees-rock-giving-alabama-middle-finger-today-photo/#.UmvxRVTUJ38 (http://throwtheflagblog.com/2013/10/tennessees-rock-giving-alabama-middle-finger-today-photo/#.UmvxRVTUJ38)
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: GH2001 on October 26, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
I can paint my house any color I want.  Doesn't give you the right to paint over it for me. 

That's the difference here.

My thought as well.

Like saying you can poison our trees since we throw shit paper at them anyway. Wait nevermind...
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: Token on October 26, 2013, 02:50:18 PM
I can paint my house any color I want.  Doesn't give you the right to paint over it for me. 

That's the difference here.

Then just bitch that someone else painted something that you like to paint. The same way a 1st grader would when someone else colored in his coloring book. Don't cry foul and say someone painted on a sacred traditional rock that means so much to your heritage and tradition, when you've painted a dick on it recently.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: jmar on October 26, 2013, 02:52:38 PM
Then just bitch that someone else painted something that you like to paint. The same way a 1st grader would when someone else colored in his coloring book. Don't cry foul and say someone painted on a sacred traditional rock that means so much to your heritage and tradition, when you've painted a dick on it recently.
You tell 'em lawman!
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 26, 2013, 04:47:20 PM
Then just bitch that someone else painted something that you like to paint. The same way a 1st grader would when someone else colored in his coloring book. Don't cry foul and say someone painted on a sacred traditional rock that means so much to your heritage and tradition, when you've painted a dick on it recently.


Well, that was in reference to Lane Kiffin.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: RWS on October 26, 2013, 05:23:13 PM
Fuck your rock, you can afford a new one.

Love,

The Red Team
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 26, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Fuck your rock, you can afford a new one.

Love,

The Red Team

If you can't afford one, one will be appointed for you.
Title: Re: The Rock
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 26, 2013, 10:23:15 PM
4000 psi pressure washer will take off that shit in fifteen minutes.