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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Saniflush on October 23, 2013, 12:30:24 PM

Title: The Onion...
Post by: Saniflush on October 23, 2013, 12:30:24 PM
I always forget how funny it is....


http://www.theonion.com/articles/redskins-kike-owner-refuses-to-change-teams-offens,34292/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/redskins-kike-owner-refuses-to-change-teams-offens,34292/)


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Redskins’ Kike Owner Refuses To Change Team’s Offensive Name

WASHINGTON—Denying widespread claims that the franchise is being offensive or disrespectful, the Washington Redskins’ kike owner announced Monday that he remains steadfast in his refusal to change the team’s derogatory name. “The Redskins represent 81 years of great history and tradition, and it’s a source of pride for our fans,” said the hook-nosed kike, stressing that the team’s insulting moniker is “absolutely not a racial slur by any means.” “‘Washington Redskins’ is much more than just a name. It stands for strength, courage, and respect—the very values that are so intrinsic to Native American culture.” The shifty-eyed hebe went on to assure fans that he will do “everything in his power” to preserve the team’s proud heritage.
Title: Re: The Onion...
Post by: wesfau2 on October 23, 2013, 12:38:00 PM
Awesomeness. 
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Post by: dallaswareagle on October 23, 2013, 12:52:06 PM
 :thumsup:
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 23, 2013, 01:30:40 PM
 :bugs:
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Post by: oldautiger on October 23, 2013, 01:38:20 PM
Native Americans would be less pissed off if the Redskins would remove Washington from the name.  DC is an insult to anything ethical
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Post by: GH2001 on October 23, 2013, 01:40:13 PM
"Shifty eyed hebe"

 :rofl: