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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on October 22, 2013, 07:43:02 PM

Title: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: Kaos on October 22, 2013, 07:43:02 PM
This is the school's most famous alum:

(http://www.thedailyrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Carrot_Top_Muscles.jpg)

FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students. 

Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: DnATL on October 22, 2013, 07:49:32 PM
This is the school's most famous alum:
FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.
Eccentrica Gallumbits went to FAU?
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: GH2001 on October 22, 2013, 07:52:54 PM
This is the school's most famous alum:

(http://www.thedailyrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Carrot_Top_Muscles.jpg)

FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.

Damn. Carrot top went apeshit with the plastic surgery and roids.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: DnATL on October 22, 2013, 07:54:43 PM
Damn. Carrot top went apeshit with the plastic surgery and roids.
Like a ginger Joe Piscopo
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 22, 2013, 08:04:18 PM
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 22, 2013, 09:14:57 PM
This is the school's most famous alum:

(http://www.thedailyrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Carrot_Top_Muscles.jpg)

FAU also boasts a porn actress who ran for governor of California and a three-breasted woman among its former students.

And THIS is the picture you posted? What the fuck is wrong with you man?
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: Kaos on October 22, 2013, 11:54:12 PM
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shoot about them. So skullfudge'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.

She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: AUChizad on October 22, 2013, 11:54:20 PM
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.
Describe her vagina and the pace at which you perform cunnilingus.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: CCTAU on October 23, 2013, 12:25:39 AM
Where is that "don't feed" sign when you need it!
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 23, 2013, 08:33:35 AM
She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.

I couldn't tell.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 23, 2013, 08:34:59 AM
Describe her vagina and the pace at which you perform cunnilingus.

That's proprietary information. Get ur own square vagina
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2013, 08:35:22 AM
She has a square cooter.

And you make less and less sense as time goes on.

More room for his head
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: djsimp on October 23, 2013, 10:15:28 AM
More room for his head

(http://www.kevinwilliampang.com/wp-content/uploads/SquarePegRoundHole.jpg)
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 23, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
The babes are fine and most of them are liars. Other than that, I couldn't give a shit about them. So skullfuck'em.

I dated the girl in the photo about a month ago. She's an FAU graduate and she was amazing, just too much of a drunk for me. And yes, that's her Auburn hat.


Sounds like easy getting.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: Shug Dye on October 23, 2013, 12:18:20 PM
This thread had more than I needed to know about several subjects.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 23, 2013, 09:18:08 PM
Sounds like easy getting.
Easy getting off because she had the shakes real bad.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: GH2001 on October 24, 2013, 11:18:22 AM
Easy getting off because she had the shakes real bad.

Please. Tell us more.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 24, 2013, 12:11:23 PM
So, why did Carrot Top or BF's girlfriend not make the cut for FAU mojo thread? A square cooter and steroids are automatic disqualifiers? Someone isn't very inclusive.
Title: Re: All You Need to Know about FAU
Post by: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:12:52 PM
 :idiot: