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Title: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Kaos on October 18, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
Could only happen to me.

Dreamed I was at my aunt's house. She's been dead for 20 years or more.  I never saw her, she was in a back room shouting commands at me. She was having me shove all her clothes into an incinerator.  Somebody started pounding on the door and threatening me, demanding that I stop because he was in love with my aunt.  I looked through the peephole. It was Charles Durning. 

For whatever reason, that made me shovel the clothes into the incinerator faster.  She was shouting at me to hurry and not let him in.

I moved a suitcase and underneath it was this pink thing that looked like a combination between a hairless mouse and a worm.  It ran up my pants leg.  And....

I fell out of bed trying to kick it out.  I kicked so hard I strained my MCL.  Spent the rest of the night with ice strapped to my knee.  Hurts to walk or move it today.   

And I never found out what Charles Durning wanted.

Idiot. 
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 10:51:52 AM
He was probably mass communicatin'
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Saniflush on October 18, 2013, 10:58:15 AM
Actually it sounds like he may have been one ina timin' it.
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 11:30:07 AM
Perhaps he wanted to dance a little side-step
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 11:35:59 AM
Was he looking for a red shoe?
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 11:41:47 AM
Were you dressed in Drag?
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 18, 2013, 12:06:04 PM
My dream interpreter book doesn't cover this one. But, my bet is that psych counseling is in order. If nightmares persist, start sleeping in the day.
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 12:13:09 PM
To bad you never got that dream catcher, this would have never happened.
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2013, 12:15:47 PM
Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 12:13:09 PM
To bad you never got that dream catcher, this would have never happened.

Jim's effect's still linger today.
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 01:05:59 PM
Quote from: Godfather on October 18, 2013, 12:13:09 PM
To bad you never got that dream catcher, this would have never happened.

Damn you for that!  Every day I rush to the mailbox to see if Jim finally came through for me and every day I walk away disappointed.
Title: Re: Dumbest injury of all time
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 18, 2013, 01:41:40 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 18, 2013, 01:05:59 PM
Damn you for that!  Every day I rush to the mailbox to see if Jim finally came through for me and every day I walk away disappointed.

What a couple of insensitive pricks!  All I ever wanted was that dream catcher.