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Title: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 10, 2008, 11:38:55 PM
The US men's relay team just stunned those trash talking frenchie fuckers... ("we're going to smash the Americans...")...  Phelps gets Gold #2... French lose again... but then they are used to that by now...

What a race... amazing.

HA!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Aubie16 on August 10, 2008, 11:55:26 PM
I never thought I would cheer that hard for swiming! What an amazing finish!
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 11, 2008, 12:03:42 AM
I never thought I would cheer that hard for swiming! What an amazing finish!
I was bouncing up and down in my chair and screaming under my breath (didn't want to wake the kids!) - I have never gotten so fired up for swimming - but that was awesome.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Come Honor Face on August 11, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
I don't think I yelled that loud since Byrum kicked the field goals at Florida.

That was some amazing shit right there.  He had like 20 meters left and just exploded.  Awesome.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 11, 2008, 08:45:33 AM
Did they officially surrender afterward?
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 11, 2008, 09:16:23 AM
Great race!  Out touched the wall by 1/300 of a second for the win.  He was down half a body length with only one 50 meter leg to go.  Amazing.   The look on the french team's faces as soon as it was over was sheer perfection.  :vn:
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2008, 09:41:48 AM
I was up in the TV, flipping off the frenchies every time they showed their dejected asses. 

Don't be bringing the 4X100 smack.  A beatdown will come.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 11, 2008, 10:32:09 AM
What did they say before the race?
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: tiger88 on August 11, 2008, 10:50:55 AM
That they were going to smash the americans and that is why they came to the olympics.

That race was freaking awesome.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 11, 2008, 10:52:02 AM
The french anchor swimmer and 100m freestyle world record holder (who lost the race for them in the end....which makes it that much more sweet...), was quoted last year "What Americans? We are going to smash the Americans", referring to the race they lost last night.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Saniflush on August 11, 2008, 10:55:03 AM
What did they say before the race?

The American team had set a world record in the qualifying round.  The French team basically said it did not matter because they would win.  We came from behind and took over the lead with about 10' to go.

Fuck the French.
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Post by: AUChizad on August 11, 2008, 10:01:15 PM
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Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Come Honor Face on August 11, 2008, 10:50:30 PM
I just watched Phelps get another gold.  That dude is unreal.  I think he has dolphin skin or something.  Maybe amphibious, whatever it is, he makes everyone else look like n00bs
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 11, 2008, 10:59:55 PM
I just watched Phelps get another gold.  That dude is unreal.  I think he has dolphin skin or something.  Maybe amphibious, whatever it is, he makes everyone else look like n00bs
He is just one of those people, like Lance Armstrong, who have that particular physiology that makes them uniquely qualified to excel in a particular sport.  They were both fortunate to find their niche.  I know I was meant to be a prima ballerina, because I like to walk on my toes, but I prefer Chips Deluxe cookies instead.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Saniflush on August 12, 2008, 08:17:18 AM
He is just one of those people, like Lance Armstrong, who have that particular physiology that makes them uniquely qualified to excel in a particular sport.  They were both fortunate to find their niche.  I know I was meant to be a prima ballerina, because I like to walk on my toes, but I prefer Chips Deluxe cookies instead.

I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: AWK on August 12, 2008, 10:26:15 AM
I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
:pwnd:
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 12, 2008, 11:01:49 AM
I don't think having your feet on the ceiling and walking on your toes are the same thing.
That's only in the compulsory high bar event.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: GarMan on August 12, 2008, 11:25:12 AM
I was bouncing up and down in my chair and screaming...

Whoah!!!  Hold on!  Let's keep it clean in here. 
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: GarMan on August 12, 2008, 11:30:05 AM
Did they officially surrender afterward?

Well, the French have mastered the "art" of the preemptive surrender.  It's all part of their strategic foreign policy. 
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Come Honor Face on August 12, 2008, 12:16:18 PM
Whats weird is one of those Frenchies in the relay was an Auburn student if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 12, 2008, 01:59:40 PM
Whats weird is one of those Frenchies in the relay was an Auburn student if I'm not mistaken.
Yep - Bousquet went to Auburn - but he is not the one who made the smart assed comments.  Those came from the guy swimming the last leg who got whipped at the very end... TOUCHE!!!!
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: wesfau2 on August 13, 2008, 12:51:34 PM
Did Spitz ever get his engraved invitation and free first class ticket to watch Phelps beat him like a rented mule?

Sour patch fucker.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2008, 01:06:27 PM
Did Spitz ever get his engraved invitation and free first class ticket to watch Phelps beat him like a rented mule?

Sour patch fucker.

Why do you hate gay men with mustaches?
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: Kaos on August 13, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
Did Spitz ever get his engraved invitation and free first class ticket to watch Phelps beat him like a rented mule?

Sour patch fucker.

Screw Phelps. Mark Spitz was a real man.  He swam without those pansy ass goggles, without that ridiculous head condom and with a full Magnum PI on his lip.  Not to mention underarm hair. 
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: wesfau2 on August 13, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
Screw Phelps. Mark Spitz was a real man.  He swam without those pansy ass goggles, without that ridiculous head condom and with a full Magnum PI on his lip.  Not to mention underarm hair. 

Maybe, but he's coming off as a whiny-ass bitch with a mouthful of sour grapes.

Spitz will forever hold 9 medals.  Good for him.  Phelps has more.
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: DnATL on August 13, 2008, 01:23:37 PM
Why do you hate gay men with mustaches?
He's ticklish, and he does not appreciate it when Mark spitz
Title: Re: Phelps and US Mens team say STFU to cheese eating surrender monkeys
Post by: wesfau2 on August 13, 2008, 01:31:41 PM
he does not appreciate it when Mark spitz

Spit, swallow, I don't give a fuck, it's yours now.