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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on October 03, 2013, 10:39:07 AM

Title: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 03, 2013, 10:39:07 AM
Deep thoughts from my Facebook wall...

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When is it okay to show naked people on facebook? I thought that this is not allowed. I thought that the rule of facebook is to not show naked people so everyone can see.

And then the same person about an hour later...

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What is wrong with this picture. Facebook can post this picture and article of a transsexual woman and it be okay, but truckers are protesting about
what is wrong with our country and facebook has a problem with this. Go figure.


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morning snuggles turned nap time!!

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Banana!

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Some people say u don't eat Chinese Food cause the cook cats and dogs..... well........ cook that cat cause he taste that good lol.

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Don't u hate it when u byte yo self in the lip more than once n the same spot

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There's nothing like rocking your sweet baby. #soinlove #mommysboy #myangel #soakingitin

I didn't even read this one, but look how long this post is!

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It seems like there are a whole bunch of disgruntled Republicans who have joined the Libertarian ranks. While I think that's great, there are some things you need to understand about libertarians before you go around calling yourself one:
1) Libertarians are NOT Republicans - despite the fact that the media loves to use "libertarian" as a pejorative when referring to republicans, this is simply not the case.
While we are for small government, private enterprise and minimal/no taxes, we are also for personal freedom...
2) "Personal freedom" means ALL personal freedoms, not just "stuff I like".
Again, while we are against gun laws and business regulations, we ALSO support the elimination of drug laws, DUI laws, anti gay marriage laws, anti-abortion laws, the Patriot Act, the militarization of the police forces - anything that restricts personal freedom.
Yes, that often means supporting the rights of people you personally don't like or agree with on religious or personal grounds.
If any of that conflicts with your own beliefs, then you either need to get over it or get back to the GOP.
3) We don't support war or imperialism
Yes, it sucks for you that the Bush/Cheney Project For a New American Century failed so miserably, and that Bush actually lied to you about WMDs so he could invade Iraq.
But you're not going to get much sympathy from most of us, as we are against imperialism, the military industrial complex, and a worldwide US military presence to begin with.
If you have recognized that the "superpower" system has failed, great; welcome.
If you're just calling yourself a libertarian to hide your shame at all the BBS posts you made declaring the Iraqis would "welcome us as liberators", that's a problem.
4) unlike the GOP, libertarian ideology does not march in lockstep.
If you hadn't noticed, there are a wide variety of often competing and conflicting opinions and views under the Libertarian umbrella.
We spend more time arguing with each other than we do arguing with other parties.
If you're expecting to come in here and have every post greeted with and "Amen choir" like they do on Free Republic, you're in for a shock...
5) Bullying and slurs don't work here.
You can't pull that Rush Limbaugh/Bill O'Reilly crap here and expect to be taken seriously. As a group, we're just too diverse (and honestly, too intelligent) for that crap to work.
Also, calling someone a "liberal" has ZERO effect as an epithet, since
a) We ARE liberal about many things
b) we don't think along a liberal/conservative dichotomy to begin with.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Ogre on October 03, 2013, 10:59:39 AM
You need to find some new friends.  Or do like I did and delete your Facebook page all together.  Best thing I ever did.

Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 03, 2013, 11:03:23 AM
You need to find some new friends.  Or do like I did and delete your Facebook page all together.  Best thing I ever did.

I really should delete mine.  None of those posts are by my friends.  They're just my Facebook "friends." 

In fact, my close friends rarely post on Facebook.  Hell, I only post on Facebook maybe once every two weeks. 
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 03, 2013, 01:20:33 PM
Ha Ha Clinton Dix?
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2013, 01:21:43 PM
Ha Ha Clinton Dix?

#lol
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 03, 2013, 01:49:39 PM
#lol

#lmao
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 03, 2013, 01:57:14 PM
#lmao
#rofl  :rofl: :bugs: :rofl:
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 03, 2013, 02:04:04 PM
#rofl  :rofl: :bugs: :rofl:

 :cage: :mad: :yawn: :huh:
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 03, 2013, 02:04:29 PM
#rofl  :rofl: :bugs: :rofl:

#WeCan'tStopWeWon'tStop
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 03, 2013, 04:36:53 PM
#republicansaresocialiststoo
#libertariansarenotsocialists

Fuck 'em da neck with a placid dick.
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 03, 2013, 05:31:42 PM
#republicansaresocialiststoo
#libertariansarenotsocialists

fudge 'em da neck with a placid richard.

placid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid)

flaccid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid)   <= This is the one you meant
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 03, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
placid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid)

flaccid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid)   <= This is the one you meant
Placid, flaccid, tomayto, tomahto. Srsly, I thought he was referring to maybe someone he knew from Lake Placid having neck intercourse with republicans and libertarians. Which is an interesting concept, to someone, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: bottomfeeder on October 03, 2013, 05:49:50 PM
placid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placid)

flaccid = http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flaccid)   <= This is the one you meant

Look dickhead, I meant placid=calm, soft.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=placid%20dick%20syndrome (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=placid%20dick%20syndrome)

Now fuck off.
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 03, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
Look richardhead, I meant placid=calm, soft.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=placid%20richard%20syndrome (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=placid%20richard%20syndrome)

Now fudge off.

When I clicked that link it said that phrase was undefined.  If you are trying to make a joke then that is pretty meta.
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: GH2001 on October 03, 2013, 06:51:38 PM
When I clicked that link it said that phrase was undefined.  If you are trying to make a joke then that is pretty meta.

Wasting your keystrokes man
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: DnATL on October 03, 2013, 07:43:24 PM
Wasting your keystrokes man
that's what she said
Title: Re: Facebook Thoughts
Post by: CCTAU on October 03, 2013, 11:38:04 PM
Placid, flaccid, tomayto, tomahto. Srsly, I thought he was referring to maybe someone he knew from Lake Placid having neck intercourse with republicans and libertarians. Which is an interesting concept, to someone, I'm sure.

That was one helluva an alligator they had in that lake!