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Title: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 29, 2013, 08:09:50 AM
http://fansided.com/2013/09/29/lane-kiffin-finally-fired-usc/ (http://fansided.com/2013/09/29/lane-kiffin-finally-fired-usc/)

What a surprise...lol.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 29, 2013, 08:41:34 AM
He's a bad coach, but he didn't exactly have a full roster of scholarship athletes to play with.  Bad move on USC's part though their money and resources will still attract a top flight coach.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2013, 09:44:30 AM
He's a bad coach, but he didn't exactly have a full roster of scholarship athletes to play with.  Bad move on USC's part though their money and resources will still attract a top flight coach.

Ironic that he was part of the staff that caused those sanctions. But yeah he's a little twat.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Jumbo on September 29, 2013, 10:16:14 AM
Reggie Bush has burned that program to the ground.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2013, 11:24:13 AM
Quote
Kiffin was pulled off the team bus in a parking lot at Los Angeles International Airport by Haden for a brief meeting with the AD and several other school administrators and was told he was fired, the Daily News reported.

Wow that's some Bobby Lowder type cold right there.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 29, 2013, 11:58:42 AM
Wow that's some Bobby Lowder type cold right there.
holy shit that's awful.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Token on September 29, 2013, 12:42:20 PM
Wow that's some Bobby Lowder type cold right there.

He earned it.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 29, 2013, 01:29:40 PM
He earned it.

^^^This^^^
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: jmar on September 29, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
He's a bad coach, but he didn't exactly have a full roster of scholarship athletes to play with.  Bad move on USC's part though their money and resources will still attract a top flight coach.
I think Chris Petersen turned down AD Mike Garrett once. Pat Haden might have a better chance at seasons end.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: The Prowler on September 29, 2013, 06:23:32 PM
^^^This^^^
^^^That^^^
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 29, 2013, 08:46:38 PM
And Hulk Hogan Orgeron is interim HC. Other than press conferences needing an interpreter who speaks coonass, not seeing how this is any different, and certainly not an improvement.  Might be an increase in the coach interview entertainment factor but that's about it.

YawYawFuubaw, y'all.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2013, 10:01:15 PM
And Hulk Hogan Orgeron is interim HC. Other than press conferences needing an interpreter who speaks coonass, not seeing how this is any different, and certainly not an improvement.  Might be an increase in the coach interview entertainment factor but that's about it.

YawYawFuubaw, y'all.

I needa hummer. You needa hummer
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: jmar on September 29, 2013, 10:48:22 PM
And Hulk Hogan Orgeron is interim HC. Other than press conferences needing an interpreter who speaks coonass, not seeing how this is any different, and certainly not an improvement.  Might be an increase in the coach interview entertainment factor but that's about it.

YawYawFuubaw, y'all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlOreGZ4oo# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlOreGZ4oo#)

Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: CCTAU on September 29, 2013, 10:48:44 PM
He still got a fat bank account and a bleach blond to play with.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2013, 08:44:15 AM
I needa hummer. You needa hummer

Tell 'em about it, JoJo
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2013, 10:51:25 AM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img593/753/tvr.gif)
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 30, 2013, 02:28:03 PM
To be so young and have destroyed two programs.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: CCTAU on September 30, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
To be so young and have destroyed two programs.

Hmm. I guess we are saying the Raiders sucked before he got there.....
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 30, 2013, 03:27:36 PM
Hmm. I guess we are saying the Raiders sucked before he got there.....

Yup, Al been destroying that team since the late 90's. Jerry is using the same blueprint for here in Dallas. 
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Jumbo on October 01, 2013, 01:38:57 AM
Gus has emerged as a candidate. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 01, 2013, 10:01:23 AM
Only name I've heard so far with any surety is Jack Del Rio.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Vandy Vol on October 01, 2013, 10:29:11 AM
Only name I've heard so far with any surety is Jack Del Rio.

Who's the surety?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2013, 10:46:01 AM
Gus has emerged as a candidate. :facepalm:
Based on what?   Doubtful.

I'll tell you the order they will go after.
Jeff Fisher
Jon Gruden
$abans name will be thrown in there by Sexton only to acquire more money from the cousin fuckers.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 01, 2013, 10:58:57 AM
That might be one job that's high profile enough for Chuckie to take a stab at.  I keep hearing the talking heads pimping Sumlin.  Who knows what talks are going on behind the scenes?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2013, 11:23:03 AM
That might be one job that's high profile enough for Chuckie to take a stab at.  I keep hearing the talking heads pimping Sumlin.  Who knows what talks are going on behind the scenes?
I think he is the other one that will turn this and the Tejas job into a big aTm payDAY $$$!
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 01, 2013, 01:01:00 PM
Who's the surety?

ESPN, SI, streetz.  Del Rio's a USC alum with NFL experience and is known as being a defensive coach.  Just like Pete Carroll.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Vandy Vol on October 01, 2013, 01:14:22 PM
ESPN, SI, streetz.  Del Rio's a USC alum with NFL experience and is known as being a defensive coach.  Just like Pete Carroll.

So they've guaranteed that Del Rio's getting the job?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 01, 2013, 02:19:03 PM
So they've guaranteed that Del Rio's getting the job?

Schad and Thayer said they would stake their reputations for high journalistic standards on it.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: RWS on October 01, 2013, 02:54:53 PM
That might be one job that's high profile enough for Chuckie to take a stab at.  I keep hearing the talking heads pimping Sumlin.  Who knows what talks are going on behind the scenes?
I just don't know about Sumlin.  I want to think that he's a good coach, but he didn't really do anything at Houston minus Case Keenum.  While Keenum never translated to the NFL, he broke like every fucking NCAA passing record.  Outside of Manziel (obviously), I just don't know that Sumlin would be a 10 win coach every year.   
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
I just don't know about Sumlin.  I want to think that he's a good coach, but he didn't really do anything at Houston minus Case Keenum.  While Keenum never translated to the NFL, he broke like every fucking NCAA passing record.  Outside of Manziel (obviously), I just don't know that Sumlin would be a 10 win coach every year.   

and the reason why he would have to be stupid not to take the Texas job if they came calling.  Look Manziel is gonzo after this year.  If Texas calls you to be their head coach (SEC or not) IMO that is a big step up from College Station.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 01, 2013, 03:01:31 PM
and the reason why he would have to be stupid not to take the Texas job if they came calling.  Look Manziel is gonzo after this year.  If Texas calls you to be their head coach (SEC or not) IMO that is a big step up from College Station.

The fans out here would never have that. It would be like us wanting to talk to the midget.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2013, 03:03:16 PM
The fans out here would never have that. It would be like us wanting to talk to the midget.
Yeah but in a bidding war Texas wins.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 01, 2013, 04:09:04 PM
The fans out here would never have that. It would be like us wanting to talk to the midget.

We'd talk to him.  And he'd be our midget.  aiight?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 01, 2013, 04:32:56 PM
We'd talk to him.  And he'd be our midget.  aiight?

Aiight:

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/dylanmojo1/NickBoratsabanandbamagirl.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/dylanmojo1/media/NickBoratsabanandbamagirl.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Godfather on October 01, 2013, 04:57:30 PM
Aiight:

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/dylanmojo1/NickBoratsabanandbamagirl.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/dylanmojo1/media/NickBoratsabanandbamagirl.jpg.html)
That picture is a fake, Collete Collins is dead.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: AUJarhead on October 01, 2013, 06:12:58 PM
That picture is a fake, Collete Collins is dead.

PCT, we got another grave for you...
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 01, 2013, 07:41:41 PM
We'd talk to him.  And he'd be our midget.  aiight?

Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Vandy Vol on October 01, 2013, 09:43:05 PM
Schad and Thayer said they would stake their reputations for high journalistic standards on it.

Think there's any chance that they'd make a blow job bet with me?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Saniflush on October 02, 2013, 07:29:23 AM
Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

Get us some of that re-form party.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: wesfau2 on October 02, 2013, 09:51:30 AM
Get us some of that re-form party.

How the hell are we gonna run on re-form when we're the goddamn incumbents?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Saniflush on October 02, 2013, 10:40:12 AM
How the hell are we gonna run on re-form when we're the goddamn incumbents?

Ain't you gonna press da flesh Pappy?
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: wesfau2 on October 02, 2013, 10:46:38 AM
Ain't you gonna press da flesh Pappy?

We ain't one-at-a-timin!

We mass communicatin!
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Saniflush on October 02, 2013, 10:51:08 AM
We ain't one-at-a-timin!

We mass communicatin!

I don't mean to be tellin' tales outta school but there's a man in there that'll give ten dollars ifn' ya sing into his can.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: GH2001 on October 02, 2013, 10:57:36 AM
How the hell are we gonna run on re-form when we're the goddamn incumbents?

is that the beat you can come up with? RE-form?

Ill reform you ya softheaded sonbitch
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 02, 2013, 02:28:07 PM
is that the beat you can come up with? RE-form?

Ill reform you ya softheaded sonbitch

Thank God yer momma died givin' birth, 'cause she woulda died of shame if she saw you now.


(my favorite line from the movie)
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 02, 2013, 03:17:03 PM
Thank God yer momma died givin' birth, 'cause she woulda died of shame if she saw you now.


(my favorite line from the movie)

Mine is "Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T. "

Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 02, 2013, 03:17:16 PM
We ain't one-at-a-timin!

We mass communicatin!

I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: GH2001 on October 02, 2013, 04:22:30 PM
I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.
gonna paddle that behind
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 02, 2013, 07:50:01 PM
I don't mean to be tellin' tales outta school but there's a man in there that'll give ten dollars ifn' ya sing into his can.
I didn't come here to make a record, you dumb cracker.
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 02, 2013, 09:06:44 PM
Ain't you gonna press da flesh Pappy?

I'll press your flesh, you dumb sumbitch
Title: Re: Lame Kiffin gon'
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 02, 2013, 10:50:40 PM
gonna paddle that behind

You wish...