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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 02:37:05 PM

Title: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
That's what this girl is doing to get her man to propose. 

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted this rant about it:

"This is the most disgusting blog I've ever seen.  What a sad, pathetic life she is living thanks to the oppressive behavior of her boyfriend. Typical.  I wouldn't be surprised if she was raised in the South!" 

Anyway...here's the blog:

http://300sandwiches.com/ (http://300sandwiches.com/)

And...here's the girl:

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/25/10/enhanced-buzz-22359-1380120833-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 25, 2013, 02:47:40 PM
For sandwiches like that I'd marry her now.
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Post by: Vandy Vol on September 25, 2013, 02:49:58 PM
Tarheel is looking up this woman as we speak.
Title: Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2013, 02:52:45 PM
Tarheel is looking up this woman as we speak.

That casper the ghost looking mother fucker is about the same shade as Tarheel.
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Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2013, 02:53:52 PM
and she's from the midwest and lives in NYC. 

Fuck your facebook friend.
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2013, 03:13:32 PM
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Forbidden Foods: E’s List

Raw tomatoes

Kaos?
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Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
and she's from the midwest and lives in NYC. 

Fuck your facebook friend.
No seriously fuck your facebook friend...is she hot?
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 25, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
That's a tranny. And believe me, I know a tranny when I see one. At least now I do.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 25, 2013, 06:54:51 PM
That's a tranny. And believe me, I know a tranny when I see one. At least now I do.
I'd wager that the doughnut puncher sitting beside her eating the finger sandwich gets as much - if not more - pecker than her.

My gaydar isn't picking up on her being a tranny. It could be the thick booty that's throwing it off, but I'm not convinced she's a dude. The dude on the right, there's no doubt he's a catcher. He might not suck one, but I've got $20 that says he'd damn sure hold it in his mouth.
Title: Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 07:35:19 PM
Another gem from my Facebook wall:

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Her naked, pathetic desperation ("But I wondered if E thought the car replaced the need to propose? I still want a ring. Note to self: increase sandwich production") coupled with his douchy asshole attitude ("Upon grabbing his half in his hand, he paused. 'You didn’t toast the bread?' Sigh. Happy birthday to me.") plus their extravagant 1% lifestyle ("A few hours before party time, E whipped up a steak tartare topped with a quail egg yolk (for some, steak tartare is a delicacy. For E, it’s a Scooby snack).") makes this seriously one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. I can't stop reading it.

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Post by: DnATL on September 25, 2013, 08:06:27 PM
She probably cuts the loaf of bread a bit on the high side - that bottom looks thicker than the top
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Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2013, 11:05:30 PM
OTOH?  If they are both this desperate/shallow, then they deserve each other. Let them make two lives miserable instead of four.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2013, 08:50:36 AM
If she's not a tranny, $100 says she has to pull the strap on out at least once a week after the sammich eating
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Post by: GH2001 on September 26, 2013, 11:16:39 AM
That's what this girl is doing to get her man to propose. 

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted this rant about it:

"This is the most disgusting blog I've ever seen.  What a sad, pathetic life she is living thanks to the oppressive behavior of her boyfriend. Typical.  I wouldn't be surprised if she was raised in the South!" 

Anyway...here's the blog:

http://300sandwiches.com/ (http://300sandwiches.com/)

And...here's the girl:

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr06/25/10/enhanced-buzz-22359-1380120833-4.jpg)

Your fb friend is racist, stereotyping and profiling even. And profiling is wrong!
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 27, 2013, 01:04:00 PM
Or....she needed a good topic for her to introduce 300 different home made sandwiches...

And the stupid mother fuckers are falling for it...

Marketing genius I tell ya...
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Post by: Godfather on September 27, 2013, 02:03:10 PM
Or....she needed a good topic for her to introduce 300 different home made sandwiches...

And the stupid mother fuckers are falling for it...

Marketing genius I tell ya...

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/Jumbo_logo_colored.png)
Title: Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 27, 2013, 03:06:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/Jumbo_logo_colored.png)

What's that guy doing with that banana?
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Post by: Vandy Vol on September 27, 2013, 03:09:05 PM
What's that guy doing with that banana?

Nothing...yet.
Title: Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
Post by: DnATL on September 28, 2013, 09:14:45 AM
What's that guy doing with that banana?
Nothing...yet.
The question is really what does he not do with a banana #DIPT