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Title: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 17, 2013, 01:12:59 PM
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 17, 2013, 01:20:26 PM
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."

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Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2013, 01:27:34 PM
Please God make it stop!
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2013, 01:33:15 PM
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:facepalm:Will be interesting to see how we line up to defend in the box. Up until now, LSU is really honing in on Beckam and Landry and few others save for some screens and dump-offs. They just line up and beat you.

We are a 17- point dogs.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 17, 2013, 01:59:31 PM
From the twaters:

Auburn MLB Jake Holland: "I like the physical games ... Sundays it doesn't feel as good."

Did he just say that?
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Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2013, 02:06:22 PM
Did he just say that?
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Dang Chizad, you're starting to sound like bottomfea......wait, it is bottomfeeder.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: noxin on September 17, 2013, 03:58:01 PM
Will be interesting to see how we line up to defend in the box.

I suggest a chastity belt
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 17, 2013, 04:08:05 PM
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I assume you are being incredulous about Jake's physicality statement. Let's see how you would feel on a Sunday after a Saturday full of nose dives onto the turf and knocked on your ass 30+ times a game. LEAVE JAKE ALONE PEOPLE!
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 17, 2013, 07:51:34 PM
I assume you are being incredulous about Jake's physicality statement. Let's see how you would feel on a Sunday after a Saturday full of nose dives onto the turf and knocked on your ass 30+ times a game. LEAVE JAKE ALONE PEOPLE!

I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife. This may be a good omen because last time we beat LSU over there at night (Sept. 20, 1997) I was half drunk at her house (okay, I was FUCKed UP) I proceeded to tell her I didn't love her and she slapped me. But, we won the game. I fucked up and married that bitch for 9.5 years of fucking misery. I'm done with women, at least that kind of woman.

Anyway, hopefully we will come full circle and combine the 1994 (I was in the North end zone) and 1997 games and beat daze azzzs. Corch Craig and talk to the team, along with this guy who was there too in 1997.

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Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 17, 2013, 09:02:53 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife. This may be a good omen because last time we beat LSU over there at night (Sept. 20, 1997) I was half drunk at her house (okay, I was FUCKed UP) I proceeded to tell her I didn't love her and she slapped me. But, we won the game. I fucked up and married that bitch for 9.5 years of fucking misery. I'm done with women, at least that kind of woman.

Anyway, hopefully we will come full circle and combine the 1994 (I was in the North end zone) and 1997 games and beat daze azzzs. Corch Craig and talk to the team, along with this guy who was there too in 1997.

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Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2013, 09:29:54 PM
I'm done with women


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Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 17, 2013, 09:37:25 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I divorced my ex-wife.
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If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Token on September 17, 2013, 10:29:07 PM
If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?

The first divorce didnt really happen.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: jmar on September 17, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
The first divorce didnt really happen.
So much for omens.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: The Prowler on September 17, 2013, 11:03:49 PM
Jake does realize that LSU still has JC "Two Ton" Copeland at Fullback, right?
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2013, 06:48:51 AM
If you divorce your ex-wife, does this make her an XX?

Kind of like owning a hot water heater.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: AUJarhead on September 18, 2013, 07:22:21 AM
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

Or getting money at the ATM Machine.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 18, 2013, 07:28:45 AM
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

I know, I had to think about it before subjecting it to the grammar Nazis. If I put "wife", that would mean I was still married. Omen or not, I do believe we come full circle Saturday night in Corndog, LA.
Regardless, Jake needs to be relegated to filling up water bottles for the guys who wear the jockstraps.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2013, 08:09:27 AM
Jake needs to be relegated to filling up water bottles for the guys who wear the jockstraps.

I wouldn't let him that close to the field.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2013, 08:42:59 AM
Kind of like owning a hot water heater.

You can heat hot water.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: The Six on September 18, 2013, 08:48:31 AM
You know, maybe ole Jake is one of those Airbenders or something. He just needs to refine his airbending skills to throw opponents off base.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2013, 09:08:35 AM
You can heat hot water.

Well I guess you could but that seems rather redundant.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 18, 2013, 10:21:09 AM
Well I guess you could but that seems rather redundant.
You can say that again.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2013, 10:42:26 AM
Well I guess you could but that seems rather redundant.

"This water is hot but should be hotter than this." 

Not that redundant. 
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 18, 2013, 11:03:10 AM
Commonly referred to as "Superheated Steam", this is water vapor under pressure which results in a higher boiling point.

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Superheating and pressure reduction through expansion, ensures that the steam flow throughout its passage through a turbine or an engine, always remains as a comprisable gas, which will not damage the internal moving parts of the turbine or engine through which the steam passes.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 18, 2013, 11:27:59 AM
"This water is hot but should be hotter than this." 

Not that redundant.

I think ya'll should go outside and fight over it.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 18, 2013, 11:31:30 AM
"This water is hot but should be hotter than this." 

Not that redundant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ifgj8WXp8w
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: The Six on September 18, 2013, 11:33:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9yA9DHlHo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9yA9DHlHo)

Jake leveled that grasshopper. Lucky that wasn't a penalty for unnecessary roughness or animal cruelty.
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
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•Linebacker Jake Holland said rotating defensive players throughout the game has helped: "Late in the game, you definitely notice the difference from the last couple of years. We're a lot fresher."
Title: Re: Jake talking LSU.
Post by: Jumbo on September 18, 2013, 07:21:13 PM
The first divorce didnt really happen.
Boom goes the dynamite.