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Title: Guy Sees Wife After He Wakes Up from Surgery
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 09, 2013, 11:58:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqebEymqFS8#t

If this were me, the conversation would have gone:

"Whoa...did the doctor send you?  You know what I like to do?  Look at porn.  My nurses earlier looked like pornstars but I couldn't jerk off in front of them.  I'd fuck them but my wife would be mad but I guess she wouldn't have to know.  This is a delicious cracker."

Title: Re: Guy Sees Wife After He Wakes Up from Surgery
Post by: RWS on September 10, 2013, 12:26:50 AM

I've had two knee surgeries and a wisdom tooth removed.  I don't know what they gave me for my wisdom tooth, but I was fucked up as a football bat.  First knee surgery too.  Not quite as bad as this guy, but close. 

Title: Re: Guy Sees Wife After He Wakes Up from Surgery
Post by: Jumbo on September 10, 2013, 02:16:40 AM

Hahaha I hit the jackpot. :classic: