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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 29, 2013, 12:33:28 PM
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Corndog just called all excited - our richie rich friends have two extra tickets in teh awesomz seats for the Corndog - Holy Roller game in Dallas this weekend. Did I want to go?
No, no, darling hubby. You go and take one of our other corndog friends with you. Be with the brethren. Party in purple. Do ya thang.
Why did I give up a ticket like that?
(1) No sharing the TV this weekend.
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(2) Not having to smell concentrated corndog all weekend.
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(3) 100% free and clear hall pass to the Loveliest Village in November for UGAly. Not that I was never "not" coming, but now there can be no discussion.
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Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!
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Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!
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The best part is #3, IMO.
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The best part is #3, IMO.
Got the curves, but work the angles.
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Gorrammit sunofabitch fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Corndog could not find anyone to go with him - people we know either already had tickets or other plans. He had to take both tickets or none at all.
Guess what I'm doing Saturday night?
Yeah, I am still an awesome wife, but FUCK!!! I am going to find a bar in Jerryworld and watch MY game. Headphones and ESPN app as a backup plan.
What really chaps my ass is that he would not go to an Auburn game with me if I had tickets if it meant missing his game.
So yeah, bitches, I am SO getting my GOTDAMN hall pass for UGAly.
Fuck.
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Gorrammit sunofabitch fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Corndog could not find anyone to go with him - people we know either already had tickets or other plans. He had to take both tickets or none at all.
Guess what I'm doing Saturday night?
Yeah, I am still an awesome wife, but FUCK!!! I am going to find a bar in Jerryworld and watch MY game. Headphones and ESPN app as a backup plan.
What really chaps my ass is that he would not go to an Auburn game with me if I had tickets if it meant missing his game.
So yeah, bitches, I am SO getting my GOTDAMN hall pass for UGAly.
Fuck.
Bring plenty of cash, Jerry is proud of his place.
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An awesome wife always swallows and doesn't lose a single drop of man juice goodness. An awesome husband always stays down there until the better half passes out from exhaustion and swallows all of her goodness.
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An awesome wife always swallows and doesn't lose a single drop of man juice goodness. An awesome husband always stays down there until the better half passes out from exhaustion and swallows all of her goodness.
I just threw up in my mouth a little
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An awesome wife always swallows and doesn't lose a single drop of man juice goodness. An awesome husband always stays down there until the better half passes out from exhaustion and swallows all of her goodness.
He's a giver.
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An awesome wife always swallows and doesn't lose a single drop of man juice goodness. An awesome husband always stays down there until the better half passes out from exhaustion and swallows all of her goodness.
Your should write for....well never mind...
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Your should write for....well never mind...
I LOL'ed.
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He's a giver.
And undoubtedly she's a squirter
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
I have his nasty shit blocked for a reason. Thanks to three other assholes, I got to read his crap anyway. What cracks me up is that the odds of him actually knowing dick about being married (to a woman), about what it means to have a wife (a real one, not the one tied up in his basement) or even possessing actual carnal knowledge of a live woman (again, corpse in basement does not count)? Those odd are so absolutely infinitely small as to be as close to non-existant as possible.
Yet he posts anyway.
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I have his nasty shit blocked for a reason. Thanks to three other assholes, I got to read his crap anyway. What cracks me up is that the odds of him actually knowing dick about being married (to a woman), about what it means to have a wife (a real one, not the one tied up in his basement) or even possessing actual carnal knowledge of a live woman (again, corpse in basement does not count)? Those odd are so absolutely infinitely small as to be as close to non-existant as possible.
Yet he posts anyway.
HEY! HEY! I resemble that remark!
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That fact that you titled this thread I am an awesome wife, led to your demise. I am sorry.
Karma she is a bitch.
Still looking forward to seeing the snookems that never talks to me anymore come November.
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That fact that you titled this thread I am an awesome wife, led to your demise. I am sorry.
Karma she is a bitch.
Still looking forward to seeing the snookems that never talks to me anymore come November.
Show me one move I made that indicates I am nothing but an awesome wife.
First I was going to stay home with our spawn while he goes to Dallas with a hall pass and a cooler of beer and yucks it up with his fellow corndogs. No complaining, no repercussions, nothing my total support and understanding.
Then when it was either me go or he doesn't get to go, I make a full blown sacrifice for darling Corndog's happiness.
No, I ain't happy about having to watch the AU game on my fucking iPhone. But when November rolls around, i'll be in the Promised Land and you'll be plenty happy to see your snookums.
And the phone lines and texts and FB posts run both directions, dude.
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Show me one move I made that indicates I am nothing but an awesome wife.
Well. For me at was at the "Thanks to three other assholes" point of the conversation.
No good wife would refer to their wonderful husband's gender mates in such a manner for absolutely no reason at all. Just saying!
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Show me one move I made that indicates I am nothing but an awesome wife.
First I was going to stay home with our spawn while he goes to Dallas with a hall pass and a cooler of beer and yucks it up with his fellow corndogs. No complaining, no repercussions, nothing my total support and understanding.
Then when it was either me go or he doesn't get to go, I make a full blown sacrifice for darling Corndog's happiness.
No, I ain't happy about having to watch the AU game on my fucking iPhone. But when November rolls around, i'll be in the Promised Land and you'll be plenty happy to see your snookums.
And the phone lines and texts and FB posts run both directions, dude.
I'm not saying you weren't. I was saying the fact that you called it out, Karma bit you.
Why do you have to go? Why doesn't he just take the other seat and try to sell it or not. It's not like he is going to talk to you during the game anyways.
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Oh and I have texterbaited the last 4 text conversations with you, would it hurt you to initiate some love yourself.
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I love a good corndog as much as the next person but having to smell them for 4 hours straight would just get old.
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Oh and I have texterbaited the last 4 text conversations with you, would it hurt you to initiate some love yourself.
No way you can text with one hand.
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Well. For me at was at the "Thanks to three other assholes" point of the conversation.
No good wife would refer to their wonderful husband's gender mates in such a manner for absolutely no reason at all. Just saying!
I just figured that one of my dearly beloved X brothers would do his best to protect my innocent little eyes from the horrific depravity represented by BF's posts, instead of quoting him, where I would read it and be forever scarred.
**sniff sniff** /dantily blows nose in tissue/
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I just figured that one of my dearly beloved X brothers would do his best to protect my innocent little eyes from the horrific depravity represented by BF's posts, instead of quoting him, where I would read it and be forever scarred.
**sniff sniff** /dantily blows nose in tissue/
Now that I know you have him on ignore, I will remember not to quote him.
He was gone for a while. The monthly check must have come in so he could pick up his meds.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
Did the vision of you and BF together enter your head?
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I love a good corndog as much as the next person but having to smell them for 4 hours straight would just get old.
The corndog smell will be somewhat mitigated by the smell of the smug self-righteous holier than thou Tebows on the other sideline. The Whovers may be outnumbered by the Horneys - this may as well be a home game for the elitists from Fort Worth ($50,000 annually for tuition, room and board, and books for a freshman/general studies). One of our attorneys has a daughter at TCU. He never talked football at all, but now that she is there, he is a fucking expert. SO pompous. Yet he walked in my office yesterday and wondered aloud if the LSU - TCU game would be televised... :facepalm:
It mght be kind of fun to see the drunken coonasses and the sober Church of Christers in the same place... (TCU is affiliated with the Church of Christ)
Does anyone else see the irony of a Christian school being represented by a Horned Frog? Whether you read it as Horns of the Devil or Horney as Snaggie, either way, it's kind of weird.
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Oh and I have texterbaited the last 4 text conversations with you, would it hurt you to initiate some love yourself.
Those conversations are unsatisfying and only last 2 minutes...
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Did the vision of you and BF together enter your head?
Only for a brief se........hey, you just shut up.
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I'm not saying you weren't. I was saying the fact that you called it out, Karma bit you.
Why do you have to go? Why doesn't he just take the other seat and try to sell it or not. It's not like he is going to talk to you during the game anyways.
Well, Karma IS a bitch. I am sure she is a turd fan.
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(TCU is affiliated with the Church of Christ)
Sure about that? I don'[t believe there is enough of us in the country to have an affiliated university that big. Not that TCU is huge but way bigger than Harding/Lipscomb/Faulkner...etc....etc....etc..
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Sure about that? I don'[t believe there is enough of us in the country to have an affiliated university that big. Not that TCU is huge but way bigger than Harding/Lipscomb/Faulkner...etc....etc....etc..
Per teh innerwebs:
TCU is the largest of 14 colleges and universities associated with the Christian Church (Disciples of Christ), a denomination committed to demonstrating true community, deep Christian spirituality and a passion for justice.
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The name, Disciples of Christ, is shared by two groups, The Churches of Christ and the independent Christian churches and churches of Christ. They emerged from the same roots.
Maybe that's not the same? If not, my apologies.
Either way, TCU people are snobbier than Yankees. Very elitist - they act like they are Ivy League with a football team. Seeing them mix with coonasses tomorrow will be interesting. Like the caddies in the Caddyshack swimming pool.
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Show me one move I made that indicates I am nothing but an awesome wife.
First I was going to stay home with our spawn while he goes to Dallas with a hall pass and a cooler of beer and yucks it up with his fellow corndogs. No complaining, no repercussions, nothing my total support and understanding.
Then when it was either me go or he doesn't get to go, I make a full blown sacrifice for darling Corndog's happiness.
No, I ain't happy about having to watch the AU game on my fucking iPhone. But when November rolls around, i'll be in the Promised Land and you'll be plenty happy to see your snookums.
And the phone lines and texts and FB posts run both directions, dude.
An awesome wife does things for her husband without ulterior motives. An awesome husband just accepts the fact that his wife is a bubble and has fun with impunity. Just sayin'.
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An awesome wife does things for her husband without ulterior motives.
Man you really don't know shit about women.
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Man you really don't know shit about women.
I know everthang 'bout women from expeareance. :facepalm: Can't live with 'em, can't fucking legally kill them. That is all.
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I know everthang 'bout women from expeareance. :facepalm: Can't live with 'em, can't fudgeing legally kill them. That is all.
Must have learned it from the place you learned to spell.
Wench, good of you to take one for the husband. Enjoy the JerryDome.
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Must have learned it from the place you learned to spell.
There's now way that's mizspelled. I paid good money fur dat dikshunarry mark down 50% at the SPUAT bookstore.