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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 03:42:36 PM

Title: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 03:42:36 PM
Whelp, just confirmed that we have our usual "scholarship club level drink til you puke" (done that) section tickets for the game between my beloved Tigers and The LSWhos down in Whoville. 

We park right next to the stadium (helps to have richie rich friends) and hang out for a few hours pre-game before our short little stroll into the container of the purple and gold horde.

Anyone else gonna be there? 
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 22, 2013, 03:45:16 PM
Whelp, just confirmed that we have our usual "scholarship club level drink til you puke" (done that) section tickets for the game between my beloved Tigers and The LSWhos down in Whoville. 

We park right next to the stadium (helps to have richie rich friends) and hang out for a few hours pre-game before our short little stroll into the container of the purple and gold horde.

Anyone else gonna be there?
Well, yeah...since your buying, I'll hobo my way down there.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 03:46:57 PM
Well, yeah...since your buying, I'll hobo my way down there.

I ain't buying shit.  We sponge off rich friends every other year.  Find your own sugar daddy.

But you can come hang out with us.  That's free.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: noxin on August 22, 2013, 03:49:53 PM
But you can come hang out with us.  That's free.

And worth every penny
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: AUChizad on August 22, 2013, 03:50:36 PM
I will be in attendance for sure.

Possibly bringing a bus full of people with me.

The corndogs I'll be with have a pretty solid setup as well, so I'll likely be spending most of the day with them, but for sure will get up with you.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2013, 03:52:26 PM
I will be in Moody, AL watching real foosball.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 03:54:26 PM
I will be in attendance for sure.

Possibly bringing a bus full of people with me.

The corndogs I'll be with have a pretty solid setup as well, so I'll likely be spending most of the day with them, but for sure will get up with you.

Maybe we will come find you.  We just pop open the back of the SUV and grab a cooler of beverages - we don't tailgate to Smoking Joe levels pre-game because of the set up inside - free food and sodas, and a fully stocked cash bar.  That bar has been the saving grace for me since I have never witnessed an Auburn win in Red Stick.  I have also never left that stadium sober and under my own power.  That includes the year I ripped every ligament in my ankle on the way into the game - I was bombed on Vicodin when I left. 
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2013, 03:58:09 PM
Maybe we will come find you.  We just pop open the back of the SUV and grab a cooler of beverages - we don't tailgate to Smoking Joe levels pre-game because of the set up inside - free food and sodas, and a fully stocked cash bar.  That bar has been the saving grace for me since I have never witnessed an Auburn win in Red Stick.  I have also never left that stadium sober and under my own power.  That includes the year I ripped every ligament in my ankle on the way into the game - I was bombed on Vicodin when I left.
So a typical fall Saturday then.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
So a typical fall Saturday then.

WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2013, 04:02:59 PM
WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

You should try it sometime...it's glorious.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 04:10:40 PM
You should try it sometime...it's glorious.

Not from where that old lady was sitting.

And how would you know?  You don't remember shit about the entire first quarter.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2013, 04:15:37 PM
I've been drunk inside her sugar walls before.



Wait...what are we talking about?
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: AWK on August 22, 2013, 04:33:40 PM
WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.
I was constantly drunk in Jordan Hare Stadium last year.  It made the pain go away.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2013, 04:37:09 PM
WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

Last time I was drunk in JHS I touched some face.

who said anything about JHS?
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 22, 2013, 05:08:48 PM
Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 22, 2013, 05:58:52 PM
Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.

Since that is your paycheck, I 'll stay far far away... :-)
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 22, 2013, 08:29:46 PM
Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.
Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2013, 10:06:35 AM
Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.

Pick me up on the way, Chief.
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 23, 2013, 12:30:10 PM
Since that is your paycheck, I 'll stay far far away... :-)


Nah, they like drunks :)
Title: Re: Red Stick
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 23, 2013, 12:30:26 PM
Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.

Strong possibility