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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2013, 12:38:25 PM
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I kracked up
http://youtu.be/WC8Kwkxk-BI
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Yeah, well if you had to sit through 4 hours of this every Sunday, you prob wouldn't think it's so funny.
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Yeah, well if you had to sit through 4 hours of this every Sunday, you prob wouldn't think it's so funny.
I know plenty of "white" churches you could attend that all get out at 12:00pm sharp. Just don't go to a Baptist one, they run long on a regular basis.
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I know plenty of "white" churches you could attend that all get out at 12:00pm sharp. Just don't go to a Baptist one, they run long on a regular basis.
They have more bullshit to spew.
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They have more bullshoot to spew.
Of course the Methodists get out early. How long does it really take to pat someone on the head and say, "I'm OK, you're OK"?
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Went to a black funeral and it had to go 2 hours. People would take turns having heart attacks and falling out in the floor. 4 people would carry them out fanning them....which apparently delivered them back from the dead...so they could fall out again later. The preacher was delivering a fire and brimstone sermon where at the end of every sentence he would growl a long "Aaahhh"
And the Lord saidAAAHH....if we walk in the wayAAAAHHH....and clothe ourselves in righteousnessAAAHHH....
The lady who died was 97 years old. It really couldn't have been that big a deal.
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I know plenty of "white" churches you could attend that all get out at 12:00pm sharp. Just don't go to a Baptist one, they run long on a regular basis.
Bullshit. Baptists are the leaders in key jingling at two minutes to noon.
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The lady who died was 97 years old. It really couldn't have been that big a deal.
Was she one of your numerous maids?
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That guy is going to be at the comedy club in Bham first weekend in October.
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Was she one of your numerous maids?
Sort of. She used to detail my fleet of Mercedes every week. Worked right up til she was 92. Fine old gal but I had to fire her when I started finding snuff in the floorboards.
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Bullshoot. Baptists are the leaders in key jingling at two minutes to noon.
There's two kinds of Baptist churches, one has a clock on the wall behind the congregation to remind the pastor that we want to get out for lunch, the other has the clock on the wall behind the pastor. This lets him know that he can preach as long as he wants, but we're all leaving at 12:00.
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Bullshit. Baptists are the leaders in key jingling at two minutes to noon.
This^^^
Now that we have bigger Churches with 3 services, the keys are jingling at 10:40 though...
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Was she one of your numerous maids?
Wet nurse. Which helps explain his early fascination with National Geographic.
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Of course the Methodists get out early. How long does it really take to pat someone on the head and say, "I'm OK, you're OK"?
Lighter breakfast and less gossip. It's simple math. Methodical even.
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Lighter breakfast and less gossip and wine with lunch and dinner. It's simple math. Methodical even.
FIXT.
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FIXT.
Beer. The Catholics can have the wine.
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Went to a black funeral and it had to go 2 hours. People would take turns having heart attacks and falling out in the floor. 4 people would carry them out fanning them....which apparently delivered them back from the dead...so they could fall out again later. The preacher was delivering a fire and brimstone sermon where at the end of every sentence he would growl a long "Aaahhh"
And the Lord saidAAAHH....if we walk in the wayAAAAHHH....and clothe ourselves in righteousnessAAAHHH....
The lady who died was 97 years old. It really couldn't have been that big a deal.
I know a lady who was a professional wailer. Worked for the funeral home and attended all funerals. If it wasn't sufficiently emotional her job was to crank things up. Bellowing "oh sweet Jesus" or falling to the floor. Whatever.
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Nobody can catch the Holy Spirit 4 times in one day. She's faking.
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I thought Methodists were just Baptists who could read?
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I thought Methodists were just Baptists who could read?
No no. Methodists speak to you at the liquor store.
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No no. Methodists speak to you at the liquor store.
Baptists never make eye contact there or at the strip club. It would be bad for the deacon to see the preacher.
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If you want to save on beer when you go fishing, invite two Baptists.
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Nobody can catch the Holy Spirit 4 times in one day. She's faking.
Haha keyboard warning
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If you want to save on beer when you go fishing, invite two Baptists.
We drink when we fish, you just gotta dunk each other afterwards.