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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AWK on August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM

Title: Sometimes...
Post by: AWK on August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM
I feel I've got to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg

Call the TAINT.

I've got to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_8Jomjlcg

Call the TAINT.

From the pain that you drive into the groin of me:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint

The love we share, seems to go no where...

(http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/000/083/611/c/24457151_1_-3791.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&fit=max)

And I've lost my (flesh)light

(http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/104168.jpg)

For I toss and turn and can't sleep at night...

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/3003203/jake-holland-lol-o.gif)

Once I ran to you, No I run from you...

(http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/oanow.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/71/471dea56-03bd-11e3-b229-0019bb30f31a/5209955c87394.preview-300.jpg)

(Get it??!???!)

This tainted love you given, I give you all a boy could give you...

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/ap_gerald_jerry_sandusky_wy_111107_wg.jpg)

Take my tears and that's not merely all...

(http://www.wareagleextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Malzahn.jpg)

Tainted Love bitches.  The taint has been called.  It's fucking 60 something degrees in Birmingham.  I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew. 
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2013, 12:28:15 PM
Praise Black Jesus!  The taint is here!
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 16, 2013, 12:29:17 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :aubie: :aubie: :aubie: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :clap: :clap: :clap: :brilliant:
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2013, 12:30:59 PM
Well, hot damn.  It's finally here.

It's a nice day in loverley Magnolia, Texas too, gang. 

I am ready.

GUS BUS. :aubie:


And PS?  That is my all time favorite song in the entire world.  Tainted Love, bitches. 
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 16, 2013, 12:31:14 PM
Thank you from the bottom of my taint.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
Oh, its on like Donkey Kong now. My taint has been awakened.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: CCTAU on August 16, 2013, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2013, 12:28:15 PM
Praise Black Jesus!  The taint is here!

You need to take all talk of the current resident of the white house to the SGA.

Don't make me increase your warn meter!
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2013, 12:39:11 PM
 :woot:


The TAINT has been called
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: AWK on August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM
I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew.

I got the BEST mental image.

Ready for kickoff!
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 16, 2013, 01:00:50 PM
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee335/IntrusveContact/taint_avatar.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/IntrusveContact/media/taint_avatar.gif.html)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 16, 2013, 01:57:49 PM
Best day of the year!
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 02:06:12 PM
Can we exchange taint gifts?

(http://bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-taint-movie-images-ggnoads.jpg-e1336621451308.png)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: The Six on August 16, 2013, 02:16:00 PM
I got a fever and the only cure for it is...taint bell!

(http://somewhatnerdy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/SNL-COWBELL-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 16, 2013, 02:27:49 PM
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/cigardawg15/facesitting.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/cigardawg15/media/facesitting.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 02:43:38 PM
Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 02:48:47 PM
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/JJames_2008/taint.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 02:49:34 PM
(http://taintit.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/taint-magazine.jpg?w=593)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2013, 02:59:13 PM
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 02:43:38 PM
Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.

Beat me to it.  I could have gone 52 more years without ever seeing that.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Godfather on August 16, 2013, 03:01:29 PM
(http://andrewvenell.com/site/wp-content/uploads/taint-warsh-label.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 03:13:46 PM
(http://www.bobandtom.com/cimages/var/bobandtom/storage/images/repository/photos/taint-news/307543-1-eng-US/Taint-News_photo_medium.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 16, 2013, 03:40:42 PM
Excuse me Ms, could you direct me to your taint area? I'm looking for some lotion.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: djsimp on August 16, 2013, 04:06:22 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/511964/463982.png)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: AUownsU on August 17, 2013, 10:51:21 AM
(http://www.8bitdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rhcp.jpg)
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: wesfau2 on August 17, 2013, 12:08:33 PM
Quote from: AWK on August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM

(http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/104168.jpg)

It's insane, this guy's taint!  Nice Mr. Show nod.

I'm getting mine waxed in honor of this glorious day.
Title: Re: Sometimes...
Post by: Jumbo on August 17, 2013, 03:52:23 PM
I can't fight this feeling anymore.