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Title: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 15, 2013, 02:47:32 PM
It is exactly 2 weeks before the season starts so I have put the BFTC week 1 games up top of the page.  Same rules as aways.  Value each game 10-1 in order of confidence and place a point value on the bonus game from 10 - 1 as well.  The bonus game will be added to your score if right, and subtracted if wrong.

I will provide the prize (bottle of Crown Royal Reserve) for anyone that lives in B'ham area or a gift card in the amount of a bottle at your local store if you live anywhere else.  (UPS broke the bottle I sent to War Eagle and I quickly discovered that you are not supposed to send liquor via UPS)

Happy Picking.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2013, 03:16:33 PM
THIS......is my year, bitches.  No need to even enter your picks unless you just love being in 2nd place. 






Losers
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 15, 2013, 03:29:27 PM
THIS......is my year, bitches.  No need to even enter your picks unless you just love being in 2nd place. 






Losers

You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:

You're still going down, Gun Show.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2013, 03:39:59 PM
You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:

You're still going down, Gun Show.

I'm selling tickets.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 15, 2013, 04:46:23 PM
You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:

You're still going down, Gun Show.

First he's under you...Then he's going down....

Make up your mind!

Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 15, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
I should probably play the bowl season this year. 

I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 15, 2013, 04:53:05 PM
I should probably play the bowl season this year. 

I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.

I was the same way.  Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2013, 04:56:13 PM
I was the same way.  Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.

Couple that with the fact that I was trying to get as many points as possible, so I assigned 10 to Bama every week.  That hurt.


A lot
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 15, 2013, 04:57:20 PM
I was the same way.  Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.

It didn't long to count ours.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: AWK on August 15, 2013, 06:17:04 PM
I should probably play the bowl season this year. 

I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
We all know what you had in you...
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 15, 2013, 10:28:22 PM
First he's under you...Then he's going down....

Make up your mind!

Oh, honey. I'm flexible enough for both.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 16, 2013, 09:30:34 AM
Oh, honey. I'm flexible enough for both.

cough *bullshit* cough cough
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 11:16:24 AM
We all know what you had in you...

Same thing our players had in them by the end of the first quarter every game?

This is my year. I come in at least third.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 16, 2013, 11:40:32 AM
This is my year. I come in at least third.
from the bottom
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2013, 12:16:53 PM
cough *bullshit* cough cough

No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 12:19:48 PM
from the bottom

oh Like I am the only bottom in here.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2013, 12:20:21 PM
No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.

But can you hold the pose for 3 and a half minutes? I didn't think so!
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2013, 12:23:15 PM
But can you hold the pose for 3 and a half minutes? I didn't think so!

Depends on my motivation.  None of y'all motivate me sufficiently.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
oh Like I am the only bottom in here.
:pwnd:
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2013, 12:24:49 PM
Depends on my motivation.  None of y'all motivate me sufficiently.
  :starz:
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2013, 12:40:11 PM
No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.

That includes foreplay and clean up.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 16, 2013, 12:58:10 PM
That includes foreplay and clean up.

Not if they swallow.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2013, 01:09:27 PM
Not if they swallow.

Boom
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 26, 2013, 10:39:33 PM
Just an FYI the Battle for the Crown games need to be entered by Thursday.

AUTR has Thursday and Friday games on the sheet.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 26, 2013, 11:59:43 PM
I want to hear more about Shug and Wench on the bottom.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Hogwally on August 27, 2013, 10:04:37 AM
Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2013, 10:08:42 AM
Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?

I hope so, because I plan to copy Snaggle's picks.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: ssgaufan on August 27, 2013, 10:30:48 AM
I hope so, because I plan to copy Snaggle's picks.

So, you're not trying to win this year?
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2013, 10:31:48 AM
Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?

It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want.  JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his. 

Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating.  To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough.  But whatever.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2013, 10:58:39 AM
So, you're not trying to win this year?

You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 27, 2013, 11:41:27 AM
You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/Tammicakes/gaycard.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Tammicakes/media/gaycard.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: ssgaufan on August 27, 2013, 11:49:16 AM
You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.

I'm out of the country at the moment, but since you are going to drive all that way would you be a pal and go check in on my wife?

Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2013, 12:05:40 PM
I'm out of the country at the moment, but since you are going to drive all that way would you be a pal and go check in on my wife?

No worries, I've already.....err, I mean....sure.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: GH2001 on August 27, 2013, 09:38:43 PM
It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want.  JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his. 

Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating.  To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough.  But whatever.

Except with this all of our picks are wide open all the time. Like snaggles wallet.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: The Prowler on August 27, 2013, 10:40:08 PM
I should probably play the bowl season this year. 

I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
Same here. I just copied someone's picks, I didn't give a fuck anymore.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: JR4AU on August 28, 2013, 09:00:55 AM
It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want.  JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his. 

Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating.  To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough.  But whatever.

It was cheating.  I got that then too.  I just didn't really give it much thought because I didn't think it was a big deal considering the stakes and the crowd here, and I didn't figure I'd win shit anyway.  I backed out of the pool, and apologized to those that got upset with it.  That is pretty much all I can do about it.

And I'm probably not good enough at cards or pick'em to win. 

Anyway, I promise not to look at (for the purposes of adjusting or making my picks) anybody else's picks. 
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 09:15:10 AM
I look at who is leading every week and copy their picks.  I just change the order to throw the hounds off the scent.   :fu:

It's on beetches. This is the year of the Snaggle
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: JR4AU on August 28, 2013, 09:16:16 AM
I look at who is leading every week and copy their picks.  I just change the order to throw the hounds off the scent.   :fu:

It's on beetches. This is the year of the Snaggle

That's what I was doing too, but I was drunk one day making my picks and forgot to change the order. 
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 09:24:38 AM
None of you have any damn scruples. You are all a bunch of point whores!
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 09:28:25 AM
I don't give a frippity rip about any of you.  I'm cheatin' my ass all the way to the top.  Anyone in my way will get processed, sharpish. Then, I'll demand the Crown be changed to Jefferson's Presidential Select 18 and a carton of DCP.  Respect my picks.  (Or everyone else's)
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Saniflush on August 28, 2013, 09:43:59 AM
Hey, if you're stupid enough to put your picks up 5 days out I got no sympathy for ya. 
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2013, 09:49:22 AM
It was cheating.  I got that then too.  I just didn't really give it much thought because I didn't think it was a big deal considering the stakes and the crowd here, and I didn't figure I'd win shit anyway.  I backed out of the pool, and apologized to those that got upset with it.  That is pretty much all I can do about it.

And I'm probably not good enough at cards or pick'em to win. 

Anyway, I promise not to look at (for the purposes of adjusting or making my picks) anybody else's picks.

We are all good bro.  That shit is forgotten.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: AUChizad on August 28, 2013, 10:04:24 AM
Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?

Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.

That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 28, 2013, 10:08:58 AM
Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?

Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.

That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.

My thoughts exactly.

Copying the leader does nothing for you.  I thought JR was doing something shadier than just copying WE!!!'s picks. 
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
Wait.  You mean copying the leader's picks isn't good strategy?

If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by my own logic, I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice.
 
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?

Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.

That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.
He wasn't copying his picks he was making adjustments based on what WE!!! had picked.  WE!!! was bothered by it, I called JR out about it, the whole situation got over blown.

Bottom line...

Doesn't matter that was last year...apparently no one else gives a fuck so, do whatever the fuck y'all want for all I care. The rules are there are no rules...except

don't forget to make your picks before Thursday night.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 11:29:06 AM
He wasn't copying his picks he was making adjustments based on what WE!!! had picked.

But....

We are all good bro.  That shit is forgotten.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2013, 11:33:41 AM
But....

We are all good bro.  That shit is forgotten.
I'm just explaining counselor.  Like I said WE!!! brought it to my attention, I called him out.  He apologized.

This year there are no rules, do whatever you want.  It isn't even my game. Talk to AUTR
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: noxin on August 28, 2013, 11:33:57 AM
I've decided it's in my best interests to keep my picks written down right here next to my computer, for safety's sake.  I'll give you my score at the end of the season.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 28, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
What if you look at someone else's dick while making picks?  Is that allowed?
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
What if you look at someone else's dick while making picks?  Is that allowed?
Only if it's your dog.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Jumbo on August 28, 2013, 12:03:31 PM
Only if it's your dog.
Bow Wow Wow.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 12:05:25 PM
Bow Wow Wow.

Yippee Yo Yippee Yay
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 12:08:37 PM
My goal is just keep the Wench on bottom....
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2013, 12:13:31 PM
My goal is just keep the Wench on bottom....

Then you can't appreciate the girls. :tits:
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 12:20:07 PM
Then you can't appreciate the girls. :tits:

I could have sworn I read somewhere that is where you like to be! Just trying to help a sister out.

And you say we never listen!
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: JR4AU on August 28, 2013, 12:45:37 PM
Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?



No, it's not.  However, by accident due to posting from my phone, I made that mistake one week, and, well, the rest is history. 

Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Shug Dye on August 28, 2013, 12:52:11 PM
I could have sworn I read somewhere that is where you like to be! Just trying to help a sister out.

And you say we never listen!
That is only where we like to start out. ;)
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 12:54:27 PM
That is only where we like to start out. ;)

Outstanding! Because at my age, I'm all about the finish....
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2013, 01:30:37 PM
Outstanding! Because at my age, I'm all about the finish....

Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2013, 01:32:35 PM
Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.
Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 28, 2013, 01:36:57 PM
Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?
Who needs a stiffy? Prostate massages work well.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2013, 01:39:25 PM
Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?

With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 28, 2013, 01:44:26 PM
With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.
Can you purchase the gerbil tunnel separately? My Hoover works fine.
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2013, 01:45:04 PM
With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

Does that come with a wig?
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 03:43:35 PM
Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.

Damn, you gave me an extra 1.5 minutes. I'm liking you!
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2013, 03:53:09 PM
Y'all fuck up every thread
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: JR4AU on August 28, 2013, 08:59:51 PM
Y'all fuck up every thread

There's an emoticon for that...

 :yallfu:
Title: Re: Battle For the Crown 2013 edition
Post by: GH2001 on August 28, 2013, 10:54:03 PM
With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

yeah I know man. The one I have works great. I just plug it in after a hard days work and ......I mean, umm, yeah,  it sounds like fun. I envy you.