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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUTailgatingRules on August 15, 2013, 02:47:32 PM
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It is exactly 2 weeks before the season starts so I have put the BFTC week 1 games up top of the page. Same rules as aways. Value each game 10-1 in order of confidence and place a point value on the bonus game from 10 - 1 as well. The bonus game will be added to your score if right, and subtracted if wrong.
I will provide the prize (bottle of Crown Royal Reserve) for anyone that lives in B'ham area or a gift card in the amount of a bottle at your local store if you live anywhere else. (UPS broke the bottle I sent to War Eagle and I quickly discovered that you are not supposed to send liquor via UPS)
Happy Picking.
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THIS......is my year, bitches. No need to even enter your picks unless you just love being in 2nd place.
Losers
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THIS......is my year, bitches. No need to even enter your picks unless you just love being in 2nd place.
Losers
You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:
You're still going down, Gun Show.
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You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:
You're still going down, Gun Show.
I'm selling tickets.
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You'll wind up finishing beneath me like you always do... um, wait, what? :tongue:
You're still going down, Gun Show.
First he's under you...Then he's going down....
Make up your mind!
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I should probably play the bowl season this year.
I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
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I should probably play the bowl season this year.
I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
I was the same way. Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.
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I was the same way. Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.
Couple that with the fact that I was trying to get as many points as possible, so I assigned 10 to Bama every week. That hurt.
A lot
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I was the same way. Had a hard time even counting the scores each week I was so depressed about our team.
It didn't long to count ours.
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I should probably play the bowl season this year.
I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
We all know what you had in you...
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First he's under you...Then he's going down....
Make up your mind!
Oh, honey. I'm flexible enough for both.
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Oh, honey. I'm flexible enough for both.
cough *bullshit* cough cough
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We all know what you had in you...
Same thing our players had in them by the end of the first quarter every game?
This is my year. I come in at least third.
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This is my year. I come in at least third.
from the bottom
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cough *bullshit* cough cough
No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
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from the bottom
oh Like I am the only bottom in here.
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No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
But can you hold the pose for 3 and a half minutes? I didn't think so!
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But can you hold the pose for 3 and a half minutes? I didn't think so!
Depends on my motivation. None of y'all motivate me sufficiently.
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oh Like I am the only bottom in here.
:pwnd:
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Depends on my motivation. None of y'all motivate me sufficiently.
:starz:
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No need to be flexible when you only take 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
That includes foreplay and clean up.
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That includes foreplay and clean up.
Not if they swallow.
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Not if they swallow.
Boom
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Just an FYI the Battle for the Crown games need to be entered by Thursday.
AUTR has Thursday and Friday games on the sheet.
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I want to hear more about Shug and Wench on the bottom.
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Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?
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Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?
I hope so, because I plan to copy Snaggle's picks.
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I hope so, because I plan to copy Snaggle's picks.
So, you're not trying to win this year?
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Somebody remind me what the fallout of all the catfighting was last year, is it OK to look at other people's picks or no?
It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want. JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his.
Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating. To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough. But whatever.
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So, you're not trying to win this year?
You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.
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You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t251/Tammicakes/gaycard.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Tammicakes/media/gaycard.jpg.html)
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You...me...behind the Sonic off I-65 in Cullman.
I'm out of the country at the moment, but since you are going to drive all that way would you be a pal and go check in on my wife?
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I'm out of the country at the moment, but since you are going to drive all that way would you be a pal and go check in on my wife?
No worries, I've already.....err, I mean....sure.
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It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want. JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his.
Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating. To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough. But whatever.
Except with this all of our picks are wide open all the time. Like snaggles wallet.
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I should probably play the bowl season this year.
I was so disenchanted with football by that time, I didn't have it in me.
Same here. I just copied someone's picks, I didn't give a fuck anymore.
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It's a gentlemen's game. You can do whatever you want. JR4AU got called out by WarEagle!!! for waiting for WarEagle!!! to make his pics then JR4AU would adjust his.
Personally (JR I'm not rehashing just giving my thoughts, this is all done and over with) I don't care for the practice, I believe it is borderline cheating. To me it's like playing cards and trying to peak at your friends hand, because you aren't good enough. But whatever.
It was cheating. I got that then too. I just didn't really give it much thought because I didn't think it was a big deal considering the stakes and the crowd here, and I didn't figure I'd win shit anyway. I backed out of the pool, and apologized to those that got upset with it. That is pretty much all I can do about it.
And I'm probably not good enough at cards or pick'em to win.
Anyway, I promise not to look at (for the purposes of adjusting or making my picks) anybody else's picks.
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I look at who is leading every week and copy their picks. I just change the order to throw the hounds off the scent. :fu:
It's on beetches. This is the year of the Snaggle
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I look at who is leading every week and copy their picks. I just change the order to throw the hounds off the scent. :fu:
It's on beetches. This is the year of the Snaggle
That's what I was doing too, but I was drunk one day making my picks and forgot to change the order.
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None of you have any damn scruples. You are all a bunch of point whores!
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I don't give a frippity rip about any of you. I'm cheatin' my ass all the way to the top. Anyone in my way will get processed, sharpish. Then, I'll demand the Crown be changed to Jefferson's Presidential Select 18 and a carton of DCP. Respect my picks. (Or everyone else's)
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Hey, if you're stupid enough to put your picks up 5 days out I got no sympathy for ya.
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It was cheating. I got that then too. I just didn't really give it much thought because I didn't think it was a big deal considering the stakes and the crowd here, and I didn't figure I'd win shit anyway. I backed out of the pool, and apologized to those that got upset with it. That is pretty much all I can do about it.
And I'm probably not good enough at cards or pick'em to win.
Anyway, I promise not to look at (for the purposes of adjusting or making my picks) anybody else's picks.
We are all good bro. That shit is forgotten.
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Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?
Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.
That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.
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Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?
Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.
That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.
My thoughts exactly.
Copying the leader does nothing for you. I thought JR was doing something shadier than just copying WE!!!'s picks.
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Wait. You mean copying the leader's picks isn't good strategy?
If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by my own logic, I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice.
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Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?
Understand that if they're ahead of you, and you have the exact same picks, it is 100% impossible for you to ever catch up to them. You're running in place.
That's why my strategy is to drop out and give up with self-loathing dejection around week 8.
He wasn't copying his picks he was making adjustments based on what WE!!! had picked. WE!!! was bothered by it, I called JR out about it, the whole situation got over blown.
Bottom line...
Doesn't matter that was last year...apparently no one else gives a fuck so, do whatever the fuck y'all want for all I care. The rules are there are no rules...except
don't forget to make your picks before Thursday night.
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He wasn't copying his picks he was making adjustments based on what WE!!! had picked.
But....
We are all good bro. That shit is forgotten.
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But....
We are all good bro. That shit is forgotten.
I'm just explaining counselor. Like I said WE!!! brought it to my attention, I called him out. He apologized.
This year there are no rules, do whatever you want. It isn't even my game. Talk to AUTR
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I've decided it's in my best interests to keep my picks written down right here next to my computer, for safety's sake. I'll give you my score at the end of the season.
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What if you look at someone else's dick while making picks? Is that allowed?
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What if you look at someone else's dick while making picks? Is that allowed?
Only if it's your dog.
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Only if it's your dog.
Bow Wow Wow.
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Bow Wow Wow.
Yippee Yo Yippee Yay
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My goal is just keep the Wench on bottom....
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My goal is just keep the Wench on bottom....
Then you can't appreciate the girls. :tits:
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Then you can't appreciate the girls. :tits:
I could have sworn I read somewhere that is where you like to be! Just trying to help a sister out.
And you say we never listen!
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Pardon me for inserting logic into the discussion, but you guys really think it's a winning strategy to copy exactly the same picks as the person in the lead?
No, it's not. However, by accident due to posting from my phone, I made that mistake one week, and, well, the rest is history.
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I could have sworn I read somewhere that is where you like to be! Just trying to help a sister out.
And you say we never listen!
That is only where we like to start out. ;)
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That is only where we like to start out. ;)
Outstanding! Because at my age, I'm all about the finish....
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Outstanding! Because at my age, I'm all about the finish....
Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.
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Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.
Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?
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Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?
Who needs a stiffy? Prostate massages work well.
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Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?
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Can you purchase the gerbil tunnel separately? My Hoover works fine.
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Does that come with a wig?
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Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.
Damn, you gave me an extra 1.5 minutes. I'm liking you!
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Y'all fuck up every thread
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Y'all fuck up every thread
There's an emoticon for that...
:yallfu:
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yeah I know man. The one I have works great. I just plug it in after a hard days work and ......I mean, umm, yeah, it sounds like fun. I envy you.