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Title: An American Coach in London
Post by: AUChizad on August 04, 2013, 10:34:26 AM
http://youtu.be/6KeG_i8CWE8
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: The Prowler on August 04, 2013, 09:21:07 PM
Lol.

"Ties and no playoffs...my job just got a lot easier."
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: The Six on August 05, 2013, 09:24:13 AM
Goes on too long...like most things on SNL...or SNL for that matter.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: AUChizad on August 05, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
Goes on too long...like most things on SNL...or SNL for that matter.
Nothing to do with SNL, other than it starring a former cast member.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: The Six on August 05, 2013, 10:32:57 AM
Nothing to do with SNL, other than it starring a former cast member.

My bad. Felt like one of their skits. Probably was the Sudekis angle. I liked him in Horrible Bosses. What's his next gig?
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Kaos on August 05, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
My bad. Felt like one of their skits. Probably was the Sudekis angle. I liked him in Horrible Bosses. What's his next gig?

Seriously? 

You've somehow missed the Jennifer Aniston stripping previews?
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: The Six on August 05, 2013, 02:35:27 PM
Seriously? 

You've somehow missed the Jennifer Aniston stripping previews?

If it stars that skank, you can bet I'm not interested.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 05, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
If it stars that skank, you can bet I'm not interested.
I would swim the Mississippi with an anchor tied to my sack just to have a shot at sniffing of Jennifer A's ass crack, and you say this?
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: ssgaufan on August 05, 2013, 03:06:26 PM
I would swim the Mississippi with an anchor tied to my sack just to have a shot at sniffing of Jennifer A's ass crack, and you say this?

^^^^THIS^^^^
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: jmar on August 05, 2013, 03:55:23 PM
I would swim the Mississippi with an anchor tied to my sack just to have a shot at sniffing of Jennifer A's ass crack, and you say this?
Now who da skank?
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 05, 2013, 04:10:39 PM
If it stars that skank, you can bet I'm not interested.

You're not interested?  Because she's a skank?  Jennifer Fucking Aniston? 

I would snort poo out of Terrence Cody's asshole while letting a dog lick peanut butter off my toes while R Kelly pees on me while sitting in a small closed room of five sumo wrestlers who just ate at a Chinese buffet just to sniff that woman's golden silk hair. 
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Godfather on August 05, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
You're not interested?  Because she's a skank?  Jennifer Fucking Aniston? 

I would snort poo out of Terrence Cody's asshole while letting a dog lick peanut butter off my toes while R Kelly pees on me while sitting in a small closed room of five sumo wrestlers who just ate at a Chinese buffet just to sniff that woman's golden silk hair. 
Don't worry I am sure she isn't interested in him either.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Kaos on August 05, 2013, 04:27:21 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/05/23/JENNIFER-ANISTON.jpg)

Promo shot from the film. 

She looks pretty good to me.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 05, 2013, 04:30:36 PM
You're not interested?  Because she's a skank?  Jennifer fudgeing Aniston? 

I would snort poo out of Terrence Cody's asshole while letting a dog lick peanut butter off my toes while R Kelly pees on me while sitting in a small closed room of five sumo wrestlers who just ate at a Chinese buffet just to sniff that woman's golden silk hair.
And I would pay good money to see this.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: jmar on August 05, 2013, 04:37:18 PM
And I would pay good money to see this.
Uh huh, cause you can't afford to smell it.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: The Prowler on August 05, 2013, 04:41:29 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/05/23/JENNIFER-ANISTON.jpg)

Promo shot from the film. 

She looks pretty good to me.
:jaw:
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: chinook on August 06, 2013, 12:31:09 AM
If it stars that skank, you can bet I'm not interested.

If you wait a few months you can pay a $1 at the Red Box. 
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
I've always been on the sidelines of the JA debate.  The extremes are well represented, so I didn't figure my tepid opinion was needed.

Then I saw "Just Go With It".  Lawdamercy.  Aniston is rocking a world class body...at any age...but especially in her 40's.  Brooklyn Decker was predictably awesome, but JA stole that movie.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 06, 2013, 05:33:44 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/05/23/JENNIFER-ANISTON.jpg)

Promo shot from the film. 

She looks pretty good to me.
WiregrassTiger would rip this up.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2013, 05:36:16 PM
I don't know if I could rip it up....but I would damn sure taste that...for a loonnnng time....until that little stretchy thingy that holds your tongue to the bottom of your mouth started tearing.
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 06, 2013, 05:38:18 PM
Would you even put a rubber on your tongue?
Title: Re: An American Coach in London
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2013, 05:40:58 PM
Would you even put a rubber on your tongue?

Of course I would.  Colonel Lingus always puts safety first.