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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on August 02, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
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of why I keep telling you fuckers to not lean on railings.
Of course the other way to look at this is it will be hard to top this first date.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383034/Jennifer-Rosoff-Neighbors-reveal-horrified-cries-man-date-plunged-17-floors-death-date.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
'My friend! She fell off the building!' Neighbors reveal horrified cries of man whose date plunged 17 floors to her death on their first date
By Associated Press and Anthony Bond
PUBLISHED: 22:08 EST, 1 August 2013 | UPDATED: 07:47 EST, 2 August 2013
Promising career: Advertising executive Jennifer Rosoff was on a first date when she plunged to her death
A horrified man was heard screaming 'My friend fell! She fell off the building!' after his date plummeted to her death from a 17th-storey balcony.
Stephen Close, 35, had been out to dinner with Jennifer Rosoff, 35, on Wednesday evening before she invited him back to her apartment in New York.
At just before 1am yesterday the pair, who were on their first date, went onto the narrow balcony of the apartment for a cigarette.
But when Miss Rosoff placed her leg on the railing to stretch, insisting to her concerned date that it was safe, the balcony collapsed, sending the successful advertising executive plummeting 140 feet to her death.
As reported by the New York Post, witnesses heard Mr Close, who works in real estate, scream : 'My friend fell! She fell off the building!'
A witness said he was 'hysterical' and ran outside screaming 'Oh my god!'
Speaking to the newspaper, a police source said Mr Close tried to warn the woman to get down.
He heard two pops before the railing buckled, sending his date plummeting to the ground.
'He looked at the balcony, and he told her, "Look, this thing looks unstable. Hey, maybe you want to get down," the source said.
Emergency crews pronounced Rosoff dead at the scene. The medical examiner will determine a cause of death.
Rosoff, who graduated from Tulane University in New Orleans with a degree in communications, worked at The New Yorker, Lucky Magazine and Cosmopolitan before recently joining a new media advertising startup called TripleLift employing about 15 people, according to her LinkedIn profile.
‘Her tremendous energy and humor brought so much joy to the office,’ the chief executive, Eric Berry, said in a statement. ‘The entire company is distraught by the loss of Ms. Rosoff — she will be deeply missed.’
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Sounds to me like they were fucking on the balcony.
You know riding the balogne ponya
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Sounds to me like they were fucking on the balcony.
You know riding the balogne ponya
Driving the skin boat to tuna town.
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Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami.
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Emergency crews pronounced Rosoff dead at the scene. The medical examiner will determine a cause of death.
I bet it wasn't the fall that got her. It was the sudden stop that did it.
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He was gettin' some stank on the hang low.
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Driving the skin boat to tuna town.
Taking one-eye to the Optometrist
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Puttin' some beef in the taco
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Slinging a rod.
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Pounding the punnani pavement
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Having sexual intercourse.
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The ol' slap and tickle
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Knowing her Biblically
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what do you say we go back to my place and I'll show you my man-size manacotti
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Bumping uglies
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He was putting the Hot Dog in the Bun
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He stormed the cotton gin
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Was givin' the dog a bone.
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Riding coach in the caboose.
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takin the wood to the beaver.
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You guys are making me horny. I mean, talking about all of these sexual euphemisms with you guys is making me horny. I don't mean specifically with you but, you know. Nevermind. I'm not gay, dammit.