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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: ssgaufan on July 26, 2013, 02:19:45 PM

Title: Holy Crap!
Post by: ssgaufan on July 26, 2013, 02:19:45 PM

Stolt from Yahoo Sports.

They have a breakdown of how much the top paid players make, and damn why wasn't I born athletic enough to be playing in the NFL?

Here's what Aaron Rogers makes
No. 1 Aaron Rodgers:
$22,000,000 for the 2013 season
 $184,873.94 per day
 $7,703 per hour
 $128.38 per minute
 $2.14 per second

I'm sure the only one on this board that scoffs at those figures is Snags.  Fuck Snags!

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 26, 2013, 02:31:08 PM

I'll Discount Double Check your ass.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Saniflush on July 26, 2013, 02:40:37 PM

So when the motherfucker get's a full night's sleep he's made 61,624.00

Fuck him and his cheating team.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: AWK on July 26, 2013, 02:41:03 PM

Quote from: ssgaufan on July 26, 2013, 02:19:45 PM

Stolt from Yahoo Sports.

They have a breakdown of how much the top paid players make, and damn why wasn't I born athletic enough to be playing in the NFL?

Here's what Aaron Rogers makes
No. 1 Aaron Rodgers:
$22,000,000 for the 2013 season
 $184,873.94 per day
 $7,703 per hour
 $128.38 per minute
 $2.14 per second

I'm sure the only one on this board that scoffs at those figures is Snags.  Fuck Snags!

Yet...He still has an inferiority complex when it comes to his height.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 02:49:01 PM

That doesn't seem to account for his agent's cut or his taxes.  It's still a shit pile of money, but not quite as much as those numbers suggest.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Saniflush on July 26, 2013, 02:51:47 PM

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 02:49:01 PM

That doesn't seem to account for his agent's cut or his taxes.  It's still a shit pile of money, but not quite as much as those numbers suggest.

Ok, so half of that.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 26, 2013, 03:13:50 PM

Quote from: Saniflush on July 26, 2013, 02:51:47 PM

Ok, so half of that.

Chump change.  Not even cracking $100k per day?

Chump change.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: AWK on July 26, 2013, 04:46:31 PM

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 26, 2013, 03:13:50 PM

Chump change.  Not even cracking $100k per day?

Chump change.

I would let R. Kelly fart in my cereal for that kind of money.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM

Quote from: AWK on July 26, 2013, 04:46:31 PM

I would let R. Kelly fart in my cereal for that kind of money.

That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Godfather on July 27, 2013, 02:27:01 PM

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM

That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...

But shit it was 99 cents.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Ogre on July 29, 2013, 09:07:49 AM

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM

That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...

The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: Godfather on July 29, 2013, 10:27:46 AM

Quote from: Ogre on July 29, 2013, 09:07:49 AM

The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...

You should post more.

Title: Re: Holy Crap!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 29, 2013, 10:59:44 AM

Haters want to hate,
Lovers want to love,
I don't really want,
None of the above
I want to piss on youuuuu