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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on July 18, 2013, 10:41:20 AM

Title: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Six on July 18, 2013, 10:41:20 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPdoFCYCYAAGpC_.jpg)
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 18, 2013, 10:51:59 AM: You can if you photochop it. But in this case, :facepalm:.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: RWS on July 18, 2013, 11:42:47 AM: Every fucking year.....
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Kaos on July 18, 2013, 11:50:54 AM: What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Six on July 18, 2013, 11:52:39 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 18, 2013, 11:50:54 AM
What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor.

Cousins?
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2013, 11:58:33 AM: "Can't hide money."
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 18, 2013, 12:16:43 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 18, 2013, 11:50:54 AM
What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor.

I think she already has, that's why he has that stupid grin.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2013, 12:57:01 PM: Quote from: TheSix on July 18, 2013, 11:52:39 AM
Cousins?

Sister-cousin
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Six on July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM: Another one, this time with more posing.

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/13104123-large.jpg)
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2013, 01:02:51 PM: Where in the world is "I HATE AUBREN" guy?
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 18, 2013, 01:15:55 PM: Quote from: TheSix on July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
Another one, this time with more posing.

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/13104123-large.jpg)

Whoa! Is that a Casio?
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Saniflush on July 18, 2013, 01:28:42 PM: Quote from: TheSix on July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
Another one, this time with more posing.

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/13104123-large.jpg)

Have they gotten so confused about how many championships they are claiming that they themselves can't keep it scraight?

I count 13 on his hat.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 18, 2013, 01:47:35 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 18, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
Have they gotten so confused about how many championships they are claiming that they themselves can't keep it scraight?

I count 13 on his hat.

He's getting #14 at the halftime ceremony of the opening game, along with the players getting their rings.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 18, 2013, 01:54:03 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 18, 2013, 01:47:35 PM
He's getting #14 at the halftime ceremony of the opening game, along with the players getting their rings.

How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Saniflush on July 18, 2013, 02:10:13 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 18, 2013, 01:54:03 PM
How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?

Some folks just won't it their way.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: noxin on July 18, 2013, 02:43:18 PM: Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Prowler on July 18, 2013, 06:47:15 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 18, 2013, 01:54:03 PM
How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?
"Ding, fries are done!!!!"
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 18, 2013, 09:20:56 PM: Quote from: noxin on July 18, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty

I laughed. Out Loud.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: DnATL on July 19, 2013, 09:25:24 PM: Quote from: noxin on July 18, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty
Is it still vajazzling if the dude's a pussy douchebag?
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 19, 2013, 10:26:23 PM: Quote
Wait, what? Hitler? You mean that as a compliment? â€œYeah,â€ Allen says in between discreetly spitting tobacco juice into a water bottle in the lobby.
You can't hide money.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Jumbo on July 20, 2013, 02:59:19 AM: Quote from: AWK on July 18, 2013, 11:58:33 AM
"Can't hide money."
You can try.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Prowler on July 20, 2013, 08:19:18 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on July 20, 2013, 02:59:19 AM
You can try.
Like under a big hat made to look like a big ass championship ring that's missing a couple invented trophies.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 20, 2013, 04:09:40 PM: USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud." He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.

Not one fact in that story came as a surprise. And now I know when he'll be coming to TX. Might just have to arrange an appropriate welcome for him at the border.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Prowler on July 20, 2013, 07:32:03 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 20, 2013, 04:09:40 PM
USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud." He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.
(http://ametia.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fox_zimmerman_laughs_130703c1.gif)
:classic:
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: boartitz on July 21, 2013, 06:51:41 PM: Quote from: TheSix on July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
Another one, this time with more posing.

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/13104123-large.jpg)
Yall's photochoppers have slippage. I see a resemblance.
Title: Re: You can't make this stuff up
Post by: The Prowler on July 22, 2013, 02:59:14 AM: Quote from: TheSix on July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
Another one, this time with more posing.

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/13104123-large.jpg)
Good God, look at Alabama's finest in the background, LMAO.