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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on July 17, 2013, 10:08:22 PM
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That traitorous bitch Katharine "I fuck tattooed douchebags" Webb was just on the ESPYs saying we should all vote her beloved Crimson Tide as team of the year. She followed up with a RT.
I have a beloved ax handle I'd like to shove into her gaping diseased vajayjay sideways. Her Auburn diploma, if she even earned one, needs to be revoked with extreme prejudice and burned to cinders.
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#winning
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I <3 you!
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I nominate Wench for Auburn Alumni Chief Enforcement Officer
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I knew not of her vagina being either gaping or diseased. But, I still think we should challenge her to a rasslin match. If she takes me down and has her way with me, I know someone will take up for me and give her a go.
I can see it now, me laying prostrate and her flipping me over in the MMA position straddling my groin area and screaming "It's rolling baby!" as we slap the shoot out of each other. I will do it for Auburn or a charity. Or, if you guys can arrange it in a basement or cow field. Doesn't really matter. That bitch.
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I knew not of her vagina being either gaping or diseased. But, I still think we should challenge her to a rasslin match. If she takes me down and has her way with me, I know someone will take up for me and give her a go.
I can see it now, me laying prostrate and her flipping me over in the MMA position straddling my groin area and screaming "It's rolling baby!" as we slap the shoot out of each other. I will do it for Auburn or a charity. Or, if you guys can arrange it in a basement or cow field. Doesn't really matter. That bitch.
I chortled heartily. But am concerned that you are this drunk this early in the morning and we don't have an early kickoff.
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Id still hit it just to jizz in her face without warning for saying that shit.
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Id still hit it just to jizz in her face without warning for saying that shit.
Ro...splat!
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Ro...splat!
Followed by a Danza tap.
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That traitorous bitch Katharine "I fuck tattooed douchebags" Webb was just on the ESPYs saying we should all vote her beloved Crimson Tide as team of the year. She followed up with a RT.
I have a beloved ax handle I'd like to shove into her gaping diseased vajayjay sideways. Her Auburn diploma, if she even earned one, needs to be revoked with extreme prejudice and burned to cinders.
I missed you.
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I missed you.
I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP, but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.
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I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP, but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.
Is that the one where Harvey is hosing her down with the garden sprayer while the other guy bounces his testicles on Harvey's ass?
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I know that her standing monthly order of six inch anal beads, pre-lubed gerbils and black market Valtrex keeps the lights on at NHOP, but if you love me, you will cancel her account and post that secret movie of her three way with Harvey Updyke and the NOLA teabagger on YouTube.
Is that the one where Harvey is hosing her down with the garden sprayer while the other guy bounces his testicles on Harvey's ass?
If it is, for all that is holy. PLEASE DO NOT POST THAT.
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She makes beating bama even more enjoyable. I believe she drank some of AJ's Cool-Aid and for that she should have all down babies.
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She makes beating bama even more enjoyable. I believe she drank some of AJ's Cool-Aid and for that she should have all down babies.
Trying to find some teammates for the special olympics?
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Trying to find some teammates for the special olympics?
Yea, the HUNH is still legal there.