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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
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copiouscoppage/pasta/foxnews.kum
Two teenagers from Indiana are in critical condition Tuesday after their parasail crashed in a Panama City Beach parking lot.
The Bay County Sheriff's Office reports that a parasail had been attached to a boat Monday afternoon when the line broke. One victim dropped into the Gulf of Mexico and was rescued. The News Herald reports that two other people continued on until the parasail crashed into a nearby parking lot.
The accident on the parasail was called gruesome by one witness on vacation from Georgia. The teens smashed into a building, carried to a power line and crashed into several cars inside to parking lot, the report said. The teens both went limp after hitting the side of the condo and only one was conscious when rescuers arrived, the report said.
The paper identified the victims as Sidney Renea Good and Alexis Fairchild, both 17 and from Roanoke, Ind. Officials say they were transported to a local hospital.
Winds from a storm reportedly kept the parasail aloft and out of the grasps of the vessel attempting to recover them, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said in a statement.
“We knew they were going to hit, but there was nothing we could do about it,†Amy Barron, of Alabama, told the paper.
Aquatic Adventures, the company that owned the boat, told the paper it would have no comment.
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The Associated Press contributed to this report
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/02/2-teens-in-critical-condition-after-parasailing-accident-in-panama-city-florida/?test=latestnews#ixzz2Xv3Tu52B
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Now this is what intellectual comedy is all about. :bar:
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Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
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Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
Poor judgement on PCT's part. I agree.
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My atonement list is a mile long.
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Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
I couldn't help it. Wile E. Coyote is always funny to me.
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Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
That much easier to continue the X-Gates for eternity.
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Video in the link.
Horrible shit...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html)
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Video in the link.
Horrible shit...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html)
It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it. And worse, people will watch it. And some enjoy it.
I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help.
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It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it. And worse, people will watch it. And some enjoy it.
I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help.
ok I know I am gonna be in the minority here, but fuck'em.
They paid their money.
They signed the waiver.
Shit went wrong.
Oh fucking well.
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I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.
I opened this thread fully expecting that.
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I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.
I opened this thread fully expecting that.
They're too young for everyone here except Sani.
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I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.
I opened this thread fully expecting that.
Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
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Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.
Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING. We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship. If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
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First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.
Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING. We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship. If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
This man knows
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First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.
Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING. We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship. If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
Sounds like the perfect crime. You cum, she goes.
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First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.
Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING. We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shootty welds and workmanship. If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
I notice you didn't say anything about making sure she's of legal age.
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I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.
I opened this thread fully expecting that.
Just to bring you back down to earth I didn't click on the link to the article until I read this. Then I had to go see if the girls were hot.
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17. Legal in most countries.
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17. Legal in most countries.
16 is legal in Alabama.
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I notice you didn't say anything about making sure she's of legal age.
Give that man a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
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Give that man a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
Fucking expensive prize
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Fucking expensive prize
We don't cut corners around here. Nothing but the best.
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Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.
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No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.
(http://i.qkme.me/3sjqgr.jpg)
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No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.
:kimclap:
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We don't cut corners around here. Nothing but the best.
That's what I really wanted.
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ok I know I am gonna be in the minority here, but fuck'em.
They paid their money.
They signed the waiver.
Shit went wrong.
Oh fucking well.
Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.
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Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.
And in a bad bad wind with a storm coming. Sorry but that was just dumb.
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Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.
actually, I would say they got extra ride time.