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Title: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
copiouscoppage/pasta/foxnews.kum

Two teenagers from Indiana are in critical condition Tuesday after their parasail crashed in a Panama City Beach parking lot.

The Bay County Sheriff's Office reports that a parasail had been attached to a boat Monday afternoon when the line broke. One victim dropped into the Gulf of Mexico and was rescued. The News Herald reports that two other people continued on until the parasail crashed into a nearby parking lot.

The accident on the parasail was called gruesome by one witness on vacation from Georgia. The teens smashed into a building, carried to a power line and crashed into several cars inside to parking lot, the report said. The teens both went limp after hitting the side of the condo and only one was conscious when rescuers arrived, the report said.

The paper identified the victims as Sidney Renea Good and Alexis Fairchild, both 17 and from Roanoke, Ind. Officials say they were transported to a local hospital.

Winds from a storm reportedly kept the parasail aloft and out of the grasps of the vessel attempting to recover them, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said in a statement.

“We knew they were going to hit, but there was nothing we could do about it,” Amy Barron, of Alabama, told the paper.

Aquatic Adventures, the company that owned the boat, told the paper it would have no comment.

Click for more from The News Herald

The Associated Press contributed to this report


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/02/2-teens-in-critical-condition-after-parasailing-accident-in-panama-city-florida/?test=latestnews#ixzz2Xv3Tu52B
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 02, 2013, 05:58:48 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2013, 07:11:30 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFmFMeXV3E&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Now this is what intellectual comedy is all about. :bar:
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Kaos on July 02, 2013, 08:11:03 PM
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2013, 10:11:10 PM
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.
Poor judgement on PCT's part. I agree.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 02, 2013, 11:12:41 PM
My atonement list is a mile long.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 09:23:41 AM
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.

I couldn't help it.  Wile E. Coyote is always funny to me.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 03, 2013, 10:17:31 AM
Somebody is going to hell. For laughing.

That much easier to continue the X-Gates for eternity.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 03, 2013, 10:19:46 AM
Video in the link.

Horrible shit...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html)
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 03, 2013, 10:28:04 AM
Video in the link.

Horrible shit...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353776/Alexis-Fairchild-Sidney-Good-fighting-lives-apartment-block-smash-para-sailing-line-broke.html)

It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it.  And worse, people will watch it.  And some enjoy it.

I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help. 
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 10:55:38 AM
It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how horrible something is these days, people will video the shit out of it.  And worse, people will watch it.  And some enjoy it.

I am not bashing you at all, WE - it just bothers me sometimes how nothing is sacred anymore, and that some people actually reach for their phone for the camera instead of to call for help.

ok I know I am gonna be in the minority here, but fuck'em.

They paid their money.

They signed the waiver.

Shit went wrong.

Oh fucking well.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2013, 11:01:02 AM
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that. 
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

They're too young for everyone here except Sani.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 11:26:57 AM
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl.  

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 11:31:02 AM
Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.

First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 11:35:38 AM
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.

This man knows
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 11:38:04 AM
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shitty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.

Sounds like the perfect crime. You cum, she goes.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2013, 11:52:28 AM
First off that railing looks to be aluminum not iron.

Secondly, let me tell everyone DO NOT LEAN ON A RAILING.  We paint commercial railings all the time that actually just break in two due to shootty welds and workmanship.  If you are gonna bend the girlfriend over something to knock a piece off make sure it isn't a railing......and take pictures.
I notice you didn't say anything about making sure she's of legal age.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 03, 2013, 12:07:33 PM
I'm willing to go on a limb and applaud the populace here for not commenting on the relative hotness of either girl. 

I opened this thread fully expecting that.

Just to bring you back down to earth I didn't click on the link to the article until I read this.  Then I had to go see if the girls were hot.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2013, 12:16:05 PM
17.  Legal in most countries.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: AWK on July 03, 2013, 12:29:32 PM
17.  Legal in most countries.
16 is legal in Alabama.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 12:41:23 PM
I notice you didn't say anything about making sure she's of legal age.

Give that man a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 03, 2013, 12:42:56 PM
Give that man a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

Fucking expensive prize
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 12:44:07 PM
Fucking expensive prize

We don't cut corners around here.  Nothing but the best.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 03, 2013, 01:05:06 PM
Hitting that iron railing on the hotel balcony and then landing on that SUV has most likely changed that.
No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2013, 01:15:07 PM
No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.

(http://i.qkme.me/3sjqgr.jpg)
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 03, 2013, 01:28:15 PM
No, they were still smoking hot at that point ... one of them anyway. The 13,800 volt power line she sailed into made sure of that.

 :kimclap:
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:34:32 PM
We don't cut corners around here.  Nothing but the best.
That's what I really wanted.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: JR4AU on July 04, 2013, 08:12:55 AM
ok I know I am gonna be in the minority here, but fuck'em.

They paid their money.

They signed the waiver.

Shit went wrong.

Oh fucking well.

Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: GH2001 on July 04, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.

And in a bad bad wind with a storm coming. Sorry but that was just dumb.
Title: Re: Snap!!! Okay, This Isn't Good
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 06, 2013, 03:25:07 PM
Not going as far as "fuck 'em", but yeah, they signed up for an exciting ride and got just that.

actually, I would say they got extra ride time.