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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AWK on June 12, 2013, 03:37:36 PM
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It all makes sense now.
You drink a lot because you're supersmart, study says
10/30/2012
Go ahead, order that second beer: You deserve it because you're so smart. According to the greatest study in the history of science (we're only slightly exaggerating), smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their duller, drier peers. In two studies conducted in the United States and United Kingdom, children's intelligence was measured and categorized in five groups ranging from "very dull" to "very bright." When the study participants were assessed later in life (the Brits checked in from their 20s to their 40s) the "brighter" kids were the ones who emptied more glasses more often. Why? No one is exactly sure yet. Anybody want to drink on it? [Source]http://news.discovery.com/human/do-intelligent-people-drink-more-alcohol.html
http://now.msn.com/smarter-people-drink-more-study-says
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We have to dull our senses to deal with the mouth-breathing majority in this world.
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The people who did this poll did not conduct it at the following places:
Talladega
Florabama
Tuscaloosa
New Orleans
Faunsdale
feel free to expand on my initial list.