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Title: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Six on June 10, 2013, 09:26:59 AM
(http://capstonereport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Hilarious-Auburn-meeting-room.png)


 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AUChizad on June 10, 2013, 09:32:09 AM
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Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AUChizad on June 10, 2013, 09:33:02 AM
BTW, Chizik installed "Beat Bama" on that wall 3 years ago, when we did that quite regularly.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Six on June 10, 2013, 09:40:10 AM
BTW, Chizik installed "Beat Bama" on that wall 3 years ago, when we did that quite regularly.

Seems like a hundred years, or better yet, 84 points ago.

My point is simple - make the sign BEAT EVERYBODY. Just feeding the fire of the unwashed masses.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Six on June 10, 2013, 09:41:02 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMWDoP-CEAE3zvs.jpg:large)

A laminated sign vs. permanent signage?
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: djsimp on June 10, 2013, 10:05:29 AM
Who cares.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 10, 2013, 10:57:39 AM
I care.

One is a ticky-tacked poster reminding a team of how talented they were and how close they came to beating the national champions.

The other is a series of Fathead letters reminding a team of what they're working for.  I don't care if Chizik put it up there or not.  It needs to come down. 
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: ssgaufan on June 10, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
Seems like a hundred years, or better yet, 84 points ago.

My point is simple - make the sign BEAT SOMEBODY. Just feeding the fire of the unwashed masses.

FXT
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: CCTAU on June 10, 2013, 11:32:10 AM
We had that kind of stuff up in the past. The focus never shifted from bama. No matter who you were preparing for, you were always preparing for bama. The difference today is that some of you who have never seen the inside of these meeting rooms, are getting to see it for the first time. The wonderful thing about technology is that it gives us another needless thing to bitch about.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AUChizad on June 10, 2013, 11:43:31 AM
I care.

One is a ticky-tacked poster reminding a team of how talented they were and how close they came to beating the national champions.

The other is a series of Fathead letters reminding a team of what they're working for.  I don't care if Chizik put it up there or not.  It needs to come down.
Disagree. I like it.

Don't think it's anything new. I see no shame in "Beat Bama" even being a secondary battle cry to War Eagle, for that matter. They're our #1 rival. Wouldn't think "Beat Michigan" would be out of place in an OSU team meeting room. Wouldn't think "Beat Duke" would be strange in a UNC basketball team meeting room, etc. etc. If bammers get chuckles out of it, let them knock themselves out. If it contributes even 1% of the team psyche of the importance to BEAT BAMA when that game comes around, I'm all for it.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 10, 2013, 12:00:09 PM
Disagree. I like it.

Don't think it's anything new. I see no shame in "Beat Bama" even being a secondary battle cry to War Eagle, for that matter. They're our #1 rival. Wouldn't think "Beat Michigan" would be out of place in an OSU team meeting room. Wouldn't think "Beat Duke" would be strange in a UNC basketball team meeting room, etc. etc. If bammers get chuckles out of it, let them knock themselves out. If it contributes even 1% of the team psyche of the importance to BEAT BAMA when that game comes around, I'm all for it.

I agree.  That was step one of the "Sabanation" plan, so why shouldn't it be step one of the Malzahnation plan as well?

I realize that "Beat anybody with a pulse" should be the first worry of this team, but I really have no problem knowing that the staff and players have beating the updykes in the back of their minds all the time anyway.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 10, 2013, 02:58:05 PM
I would only add "occasionally, please." to the end. Or, "When can we expect you to" at the beginning.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: RWS on June 10, 2013, 03:21:23 PM
I care.

One is a ticky-tacked poster reminding a team of how talented they were and how close they came to beating the national champions.
This, and the "NEVER AGAIN" quote was more or less a reminder to never let an opponent come back and embarass you in your house when you're in complete control.  Same type thing was done after the ULM loss. 

As far as the BEAT BAMA thing?  Meh, whatever floats your goat.  Let's be honest, beating Auburn was pretty fucking high up on Alabama's priority list when Saban was hired, and it still is. Sure, beat everybody, but beat Alabama is a more immediate goal and is a rallying point mentally for the players I think.  They relate to that a little better than beat The Citadel or whatever.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 10, 2013, 04:17:13 PM
I went to a dinner thingy one night in Auburn with a meet/greet with Tuberville.  In his speech, he didn't mince words when he said, "Our #1 priority is beating Alabama. We know that every year." 

That's college football, folks.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Prowler on June 10, 2013, 06:43:15 PM
I love it, I just wish it would light up when the lights turn off.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Godfather on June 11, 2013, 10:56:58 AM
I love it, I just wish it would light up when the lights turn off.
Yeah but you think the same thing about your dick.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Prowler on June 11, 2013, 02:35:15 PM
Yeah but you think the same thing about your dick.
Well... yeah, who wouldn't want a cock that lit up like a light saber?
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 11, 2013, 04:52:21 PM
Well... yeah, who wouldn't want a cock that lit up like a light saber?

Inconspicuous rapists.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Six on June 11, 2013, 05:09:25 PM
Well... yeah, who wouldn't want a rooster that lit up like a light saber?

Inconspicuous rapists.

 :yallfu:

but still  :bugs:
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 12, 2013, 09:24:42 AM
:yallfu:

but still  :bugs:

I award you -238 points for misuse of the Aubie thingie...
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: JR4AU on June 12, 2013, 07:46:46 PM
I care.

One is a ticky-tacked poster reminding a team of how talented they were and how close they came to beating the national champions.

The other is a series of Fathead letters reminding a team of what they're working for.  I don't care if Chizik put it up there or not.  It needs to come down.

Which of the other dozens of signs in the complex need to be removed? 
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: The Six on June 13, 2013, 11:37:00 AM
Scarbinsky reads this forum

Proof---->http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/06/beat_bama_never_again_words_do.html#incart_most-comments (http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/06/beat_bama_never_again_words_do.html#incart_most-comments)
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Godfather on June 13, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
Snaggle says "All Aboard"

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/12912629-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AUChizad on June 13, 2013, 11:59:17 AM
Snaggle says "All Aboard"

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/12912629-large.jpg)

:bus: :civic:
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2013, 12:03:03 PM
No need to be coy Roy
Just make a new plan Stan

Gus Bus.  Quite possibly the gheyest phrase of all time.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AWK on June 13, 2013, 01:31:18 PM
No need to be coy Roy
Just make a new plan Stan

Gus Bus.  Quite possibly the gheyest phrase of all time.
I have to disagree.  Just off the top of my head, "I listen to Coldplay" tops "Gus Bus."
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2013, 01:34:39 PM
I have to disagree.  Just off the top of my head, "I listen to Coldplay" tops "Gus Bus."

Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: GH2001 on June 13, 2013, 01:54:51 PM
No need to be coy Roy
Just make a new plan Stan

Gus Bus.  Quite possibly the gheyest phrase of all time.

2nd or 3rd only to "I like 30A stickers" and "John Mayer is cool"
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2013, 02:09:47 PM
2nd or 3rd only to "I like 30A stickers" and "John Mayer is cool"

I have a 30A sticker on the Ford Sexpedition and John Mayer has nailed:

Katy Perry
Kim Kardashian (Who hasn't?)
Taylor Swift (Who wants to?)
Colbie Caillat
Sheana Marie Jancan
Jennifer Aniston
Minka Kelly
Cameron Diaz
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt....to name a few...

Plus, he's a multi-$kwadrillionaire from playing the guitar.  That is sooooo uncool.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AWK on June 13, 2013, 02:44:54 PM
I have a 30A sticker on the Ford Sexpedition and John Mayer has nailed:

Katy Perry
Kim Kardashian (Who hasn't?)
Taylor Swift (Who wants to?)
Colbie Caillat
Sheana Marie Jancan
Jennifer Aniston
Minka Kelly
Cameron Diaz
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt....to name a few...

Plus, he's a multi-$kwadrillionaire from playing the guitar.  That is sooooo uncool.
Because fucking dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

(http://haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kevin-federline-weight-gain1.jpg)
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2013, 02:55:31 PM
Because fucking dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

(http://haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kevin-federline-weight-gain1.jpg)

Mayer denies ever touching Brittany Spears' naughty bits.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 13, 2013, 02:58:34 PM
Because fudgeing dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

(http://haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kevin-federline-weight-gain1.jpg)
I don't know who this man is but he looks like he has nice tits.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 13, 2013, 03:00:40 PM
They jiggle when he dances. 
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Godfather on June 13, 2013, 04:38:54 PM
Because fucking dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

Due to your sarcastic tone...WTF this might be the gehyest thing to say evah
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: AWK on June 13, 2013, 09:03:30 PM
Due to your sarcastic tone...WTF this might be the gehyest thing to say evah
Point.  John Mayer is fucking gay, regardless of whom he sleeps with.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: GH2001 on June 13, 2013, 10:06:38 PM
AJ is banging Katherine Webb and will probably make millions throwing the football. And he's still uncool.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Jumbo on June 13, 2013, 11:25:26 PM
Because fucking dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

(http://haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kevin-federline-weight-gain1.jpg)
I come tight with every rhyme, I built a kingdom down the street from Pepperdine.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Godfather on June 14, 2013, 08:59:01 AM
Because fucking dumb skanky hot girls makes you cool...

(http://haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kevin-federline-weight-gain1.jpg)
In his defense he was not the craziest part of that couple.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: JR4AU on June 16, 2013, 09:52:21 AM
AJ is banging Katherine Webb and will probably make millions throwing the football. And he's still uncool.

The whole point of being cool is to bang hot chicks.  So, if you got another hook to bed the hot chicks, it matters not if your a dork, you still get to bang the hot chicks. 
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: wesfau2 on June 16, 2013, 10:00:22 AM
The whole point of being cool is to bang hot chicks.  So, if you got another hook to bed the hot chicks, it matters not if your a dork, you still get to bang the hot chicks.

Marilyn Manson’s real name isn't even Marilyn Manson,
He's a skinny public high school kid from Florida,
Not some monster from out of this world

And like of a lot other skinny, long haired public High school kids
He was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week
Only to go out on the weekend, and watch the quarterback get all the girls

So, he formed a band, man
Now he gets all the girls.
Title: Re: Perpetuating the Stereotype
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 18, 2013, 09:36:36 AM
Marilyn Manson’s real name isn't even Marilyn Manson,
He's a skinny public high school kid from Florida,
Not some monster from out of this world

And like of a lot other skinny, long haired public High school kids
He was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week
Only to go out on the weekend, and watch the quarterback get all the girls

So, he formed a band, man
Now he gets all the girls.


And guys too