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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on June 07, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
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A sliver of Hell has been placed on a slice of Heaven in the form of a Sand Pit
Coach Russell is definitely changing the offseason workout culture.
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Now all they need are some Parris Island D.I.'s
GET IN MY PIT, SLIMEBALL MAGGOTS! DO IT NOW MOVE!
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Looks like a good place to dispose of the bodies.
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A sliver of Hell has been placed on a slice of Heaven in the form of a Sand Pit
Coach Russell is definitely changing the offseason workout culture.
What's so tough about playing in the sand? Other than the abrasiveness of getting it in the ass crack, I've found it quite relaxing. I hope they get some umbrellas out there though.
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What's so tough about playing in the sand? Other than the abrasiveness of getting it in the ass crack, I've found it quite relaxing. I hope they get some umbrellas out there though.
I heard the majority of the players weren't too scared of the sandpit, but they were having nightmares about the possibility of a swimming pool being installed.
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I heard the majority of the players weren't too scared of the sandpit, but they were having nightmares about the possibility of a swimming pool being installed.
I bet what really has them shaking in their cleats is the idea of mandatory margaritas after practice.
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I heard the majority of the players weren't too scared of the sandpit, but they were having nightmares about the possibility of a swimming pool being installed.
That's racist.
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That's racist.
Yep
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That's racist.
#winning
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That's racist.
and funny
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What's so tough about playing in the sand? Other than the abrasiveness of getting it in the ass crack...
Surely you can't be serious. Working out in loose sand will cause you to utilize muscles that you wouldn't normaly use on solid ground (stabilizer muscles). The only negative would be possible ligament damage to the knees, depending on how hard the players are pushed (I'm hoping they're pushed to the brink of death)...but the positives far out weight that negative.
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What's so tough about playing in the sand? Other than the abrasiveness of getting it in the ass crack, I've found it quite relaxing. I hope they get some umbrellas out there though.
There's always the fear of seeing a shirtless guy covered with bad tattoos
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There's always the fear of seeing a shirtless guy covered with bad tattoos
Why is AJ coming to Auburn practices?
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Surely you can't be serious. Working out in loose sand will cause you to utilize muscles that you wouldn't normaly use on solid ground (stabilizer muscles). The only negative would be possible ligament damage to the knees, depending on how hard the players are pushed (I'm hoping they're pushed to the brink of death)...but the positives far out weight that negative.
This is an excellent point. Maybe I will think of that next time. And don't call me Shirley.
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This is an excellent point. Maybe I will think of that next time.
Life for those of us without personal chefs and butlers does not always include fruity drinks with umbrellas. You 1%ers sure are a stuffy bunch.
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Life for those of us without personal chefs and butlers does not always include fruity drinks with umbrellas. You 1%ers sure are a stuffy bunch.
This is WT's personal assistant answering this email as he had an important call to attend. He did request that I pass along this message, and I'm somewhat embarrassed to say this sir, but he's requesting that you eat cake and kiss his ass. Thanks you, Rupert Willingsdorf--WT's personal assistant
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This is WT's personal assistant answering this email as he had an important call to attend. He did request that I pass along this message, and I'm somewhat embarrassed to say this sir, but he's requesting that you eat cake and kiss his ass. Thanks you, Rupert Willingsdorf--WT's personal assistant
What kind of cake?
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There's always the fear of seeing a shirtless guy "bikini" clad woman with back fat and tits to her knees covered with bad mullet "A"'s and "Got 13" tattoos
Fixt
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Fixt
I thought they called that the Mullet toss.
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Now all they need are some Parris Island D.I.'s
GET IN MY PIT, SLIMEBALL MAGGOTS! DO IT NOW MOVE!
Why do you want us to go 0-8 in the SEC again?
MAKE IT SNOW! MAKE IT SNOW!
And what did you call it? Sugar Cookies?