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Title: 100 Days
Post by: wesfau2 on May 23, 2013, 11:00:32 AM
The countdown is on.

Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.

Who's moist?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2013, 11:01:55 AM
The countdown is on.

Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.

Who's moist?

JJ only black man ever made me moist
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2013, 11:05:52 AM
I'm gonna try and hold off till SEC Media Days for my pre-ejaculation.   
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2013, 11:14:34 AM
The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2013, 11:17:14 AM
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush

Especially if you have a camera.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2013, 11:56:35 AM
Add to Wes' list.  From Joel Erickson

Auburn's first crop of incoming freshmen has arrived on campus, enrolled and started classes for the summer's May mini-semester.

Seven players -- quarterback Jeremy Johnson, running back Johnathan Ford, defensive tackle Montravius Adams, offensive lineman Deon Mix, cornerback Kamryn Melton, slot receiver Marcus Davis and junior college linebacker Kenny Flowers -- are enrolled at Auburn, a Tigers spokesman confirmed.  For most of the signees, school is still in session. Auburn expects the remaining 13 signees to enroll over the summer.

"Each situation is different," Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn said at a Tiger Trek in Atlanta last week. "We will have some come in early, some come in June, we're still kind of working through that."

Being able to get onto campus allows a player to get a head start on acclimating to classes, plus a month-long head-start on working with strength and conditioning coach Ryan Russell before the summer's second mini-semester starts June 24.  In addition, Auburn's seven May enrollees have a chance to begin summer sessions with the rest of the team and start learning their older teammates.

"Well, I think they've got to get acclimated to class," Malzahn said. "Coach Russell can start working with them, which is very important, learning how to work out, the techniques, and really, getting used to the team. It will be an important time this summer with these new guys coming in."

Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago.  "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"

Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.

He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.

"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: wesfau2 on May 23, 2013, 12:03:59 PM
JJ at 226 is a good sign.  Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2013, 12:06:01 PM
JJ at 226 is a good sign.  Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.

I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season.  I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 23, 2013, 01:00:20 PM
I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season.  I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.

One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 23, 2013, 01:02:17 PM
One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.

Smokin' Joe would put the hammer down on him with some ribs and stew.  Mmmmmm....
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 23, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.

Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: The Prowler on May 23, 2013, 07:54:02 PM
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most player...
If I'm there? Death Penalty.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2013, 10:51:30 PM
If I'm there? Death Penalty.

You gotta stop announcing them!
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 23, 2013, 11:35:41 PM
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature

Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?

FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 24, 2013, 09:47:43 AM


Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago. "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"

Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.

He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.

"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.

And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 24, 2013, 09:52:03 AM
One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.

And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.

I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 24, 2013, 10:14:17 AM
I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2013, 10:20:33 AM
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.

I think I just popped Rob Chubb
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 28, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate?  I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature

The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.

If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 28, 2013, 11:41:42 AM
Spring meetings starting today in Destin.  Should be another source of SEC foosballz news over the next few days.  Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon. 
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Saniflush on May 28, 2013, 12:16:07 PM
Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon.


He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: GH2001 on May 28, 2013, 02:57:34 PM
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism.

You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's  posts then.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 28, 2013, 03:07:28 PM
You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's  posts then.

Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those.  Just the oposite, in fact...
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: GH2001 on May 28, 2013, 03:11:05 PM
Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those.  Just the oposite, in fact...

I bet it is to him!
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 28, 2013, 03:16:05 PM
I bet it is to him!

Can you turn yourself on?  Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Godfather on May 28, 2013, 04:54:50 PM

He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

How about a Fresca?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 28, 2013, 09:11:09 PM
Can you turn yourself on?  Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?

If it's got a dick, I can turn it on.  Robert De Niro's cat had a dick, and we played an old fashioned game of red rocket.  It was fabulous.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2013, 06:49:50 AM
How about a Fresca?

If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
buddies for life.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Jumbo on May 29, 2013, 07:07:42 AM
Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?

FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
Happy Birthday to me.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 10:46:07 AM
buddies for life.

What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 29, 2013, 10:53:42 AM
The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.

If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down.   :facepalm:

I was thinking more of violations like forced sodomy with a mead bottle or water boarding with regards to Mr. Holland.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2013, 12:45:06 PM
What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?

You got a pool?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
You got a pool?
We have a pond in the back.  Pool and a pond.  Pond be good for you though....natural springs.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Saniflush on May 29, 2013, 01:21:02 PM
We have a pond in the back.  Pool and a pond.  Pond be good for you though....natural springs.

I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: The Prowler on May 31, 2013, 02:18:14 AM
I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
+10
 
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
+5

 http://youtu.be/rnHV5s7YqgA
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 03, 2013, 05:02:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsQzs5esV8Y
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: djsimp on June 04, 2013, 10:11:26 AM
Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.

http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: GH2001 on June 04, 2013, 10:31:27 AM
Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.

http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1

For one, is that even possible?

And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 10:31:56 AM
For one, is that even possible?

And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?

^^^This^^^
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 04, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.

http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: djsimp on June 04, 2013, 10:36:47 AM
For one, is that even possible?

And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?

Its like reverse psychology. You don't tell a rebel what to do, if that is in fact what you want him to do.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 10:49:52 AM
It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.

If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: djsimp on June 04, 2013, 10:51:52 AM
If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.

He has the name for it and er'ything.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 04, 2013, 10:52:59 AM
It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.

I just want to be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're causing a scene".
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Godfather on June 04, 2013, 11:11:29 AM
I just want to be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're causing a scene".
For years I thought my name was God Dammit and my brothers name was Jesus Christ.

"God Dammit get in here, Jesus Christ what are you doing"?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 11:55:52 AM
Got a little taste last night while changing channels and ran across AU's final drive against Georgia in 2005.  4th and 11 and Devin Arumahoppadomado is wide open over the middle.  Ball gets punched out just before he crosses the goal but we recover in the end zone. Can't advance a fumble so it comes out, first and goal.  Turned out to be a blessing because we ran the clock down to 8 seconds and keeked the winning touchdown.  A most exhilarating victory. 

How many days?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 12:01:48 PM
Plus, a couple of days ago, I saw the first college preview mag I've seen come out.  Sporting News College Football Preview.  I have already broken down Wisconsin and Boston College whilst perched upon my lofty throne.  The Rheem Whisperflush T-2000. 

I will have superior football knowledge after a long summer of "research" in the library.  The Battle For Teh Crowns will belong to Snaggle in 2013.  I'll have a 12 pack of delicious coke product at the ready.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: noxin on June 04, 2013, 12:05:13 PM
If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.

And when they say they've never heard of Tiger Sex, just ask them where the hell they think baby tigers come from.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 12:08:23 PM
And when they say they've never heard of Tiger Sex, just ask them where the hell they think baby tigers come from.

Strangely, this made me chortle. 
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 12:23:12 PM
For years I thought my name was God Dammit and my brothers name was Jesus Christ.

"God Dammit get in here, Jesus Christ what are you doing"?

But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: GH2001 on June 04, 2013, 02:24:41 PM
Plus, a couple of days ago, I saw the first college preview mag I've seen come out.  Sporting News College Football Preview.  I have already broken down Wisconsin and Boston College whilst perched upon my lofty throne.  The Rheem Whisperflush T-2000. 

I will have superior football knowledge after a long summer of "research" in the library.  The Battle For Teh Crowns will belong to Snaggle in 2013.  I'll have a 12 pack of delicious coke product at the ready.

And plus. This one time.  At band camp.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 02:32:29 PM
And plus. This one time.  At band camp.

You stuck a flute in your pussy?
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 04, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!

We had never seen the belt, but we had heard about it.  It was 9 feet long and 8 feet wide and covered in hooks that would tear the flesh from your bones.
Title: Re: 100 Days
Post by: Godfather on June 04, 2013, 03:24:36 PM
But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
You get a puddin pop.