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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on May 23, 2013, 11:00:32 AM
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The countdown is on.
Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.
Who's moist?
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The countdown is on.
Saw that JJ, Ford, Adams and a few others reported to campus this week.
Who's moist?
JJ only black man ever made me moist
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I'm gonna try and hold off till SEC Media Days for my pre-ejaculation.
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The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!
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The Bird is rising like a Phenix out of Arizona!
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush
Especially if you have a camera.
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Add to Wes' list. From Joel Erickson
Auburn's first crop of incoming freshmen has arrived on campus, enrolled and started classes for the summer's May mini-semester.
Seven players -- quarterback Jeremy Johnson, running back Johnathan Ford, defensive tackle Montravius Adams, offensive lineman Deon Mix, cornerback Kamryn Melton, slot receiver Marcus Davis and junior college linebacker Kenny Flowers -- are enrolled at Auburn, a Tigers spokesman confirmed. For most of the signees, school is still in session. Auburn expects the remaining 13 signees to enroll over the summer.
"Each situation is different," Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn said at a Tiger Trek in Atlanta last week. "We will have some come in early, some come in June, we're still kind of working through that."
Being able to get onto campus allows a player to get a head start on acclimating to classes, plus a month-long head-start on working with strength and conditioning coach Ryan Russell before the summer's second mini-semester starts June 24. In addition, Auburn's seven May enrollees have a chance to begin summer sessions with the rest of the team and start learning their older teammates.
"Well, I think they've got to get acclimated to class," Malzahn said. "Coach Russell can start working with them, which is very important, learning how to work out, the techniques, and really, getting used to the team. It will be an important time this summer with these new guys coming in."
Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago. "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"
Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.
He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.
"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
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JJ at 226 is a good sign. Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.
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JJ at 226 is a good sign. Hopefully he can add a bit more weight to that frame.
I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season. I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.
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I'm just guessing here but I imagine he dropped a good bit during basketball season. I think I saw where he said at one time he planned to get to around 240 by this season.
One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.
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One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.
Smokin' Joe would put the hammer down on him with some ribs and stew. Mmmmmm....
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One visit to an X-gate and we could take care of that.
Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate? I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature
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Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate? I say 5.5 for most player...
If I'm there? Death Penalty.
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If I'm there? Death Penalty.
You gotta stop announcing them!
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Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate? I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature
Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?
FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
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Johnson, who tweeted that he weighed in at 226 pounds last week, was one of the first to arrive, making the trek to Auburn a week ago. "Sittin outside lookin at the sky!!!!!!," Johnson tweeted last Tuesday. "AU in the morning!!!!!!! It's about to get forreal!!!!!!!!!!"
Ford, the running back who flipped from Vanderbilt and made his decision on signing day, also weighed in on enrolling at Auburn on Sunday as he made the trek down.
He'll return to his hometown, New Hope, on Tuesday night to go through his graduation ceremony, but Ford's already on campus.
"I made it.!!!!" Ford tweeted.
One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.
And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.
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One of the biggest concerns that I have for this incoming class is their explicit overuse of punctuation, especially exclamation points.
And I hope that Montravius won't dangle his participles.
I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
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I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
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A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
I think I just popped Rob Chubb
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Over/Under on number of violations that would come of a current Auburn player visiting the X-gate? I say 5.5 for most players; if it is Holland I say 12.5, mostly of sexual/Geneva convention nature
The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.
If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down. :facepalm:
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Spring meetings starting today in Destin. Should be another source of SEC foosballz news over the next few days. Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon.
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Wes, you need to get over there and find away to slice Lord Saybinz' Achilles tendon.
He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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A football forum is no place for homoeroticism.
You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's posts then.
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You have obviously been paying NO attention to any of vandyvol's posts then.
Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those. Just the oposite, in fact...
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Maybe from the homo part, but ain't nothing erotic about those. Just the oposite, in fact...
I bet it is to him!
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I bet it is to him!
Can you turn yourself on? Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?
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He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
How about a Fresca?
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Can you turn yourself on? Is that not like tickling yourself - physically impossible?
If it's got a dick, I can turn it on. Robert De Niro's cat had a dick, and we played an old fashioned game of red rocket. It was fabulous.
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How about a Fresca?
If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
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If you ever just want to hang out and get weird I'm your guy.
buddies for life.
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Does that 5.5 consider Cougar points?
FTR, Holland would be completely safe from me, at least in THAT regard... But I'd tell Jumbo it was his birthday...
Happy Birthday to me.
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buddies for life.
What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?
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The Geneva convention has something about missing tackels and being out of postion. Damn I got to re-read that.
If we ever get violations for anything in reference to holland we should just shut the mofo down. :facepalm:
I was thinking more of violations like forced sodomy with a mead bottle or water boarding with regards to Mr. Holland.
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What's your address over there? You're over on Briar right?
You got a pool?
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You got a pool?
We have a pond in the back. Pool and a pond. Pond be good for you though....natural springs.
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We have a pond in the back. Pool and a pond. Pond be good for you though....natural springs.
I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
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I hope he dangles them over McTattoo a few times in November
+10
A football forum is no place for homoeroticism. Now, we are left with visions of Montrae's participle being forcibly and repeatedly thrust into McTatto as he lay helpless on the 15.
+5
http://youtu.be/rnHV5s7YqgA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsQzs5esV8Y
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Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.
http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
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Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.
http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
For one, is that even possible?
And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?
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For one, is that even possible?
And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?
^^^This^^^
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Control yourselves Snag and Wiregrass. Do not embarrass the X.
http://auburnclubs.org/events/wiregrass-regional-tigertrek-2013-1
It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.
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For one, is that even possible?
And two, what kind of lousy representin' would that be if they didn't?
Its like reverse psychology. You don't tell a rebel what to do, if that is in fact what you want him to do.
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It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.
If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.
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If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.
He has the name for it and er'ything.
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It would not be the first event or place that I've been asked to leave. I don't mind being asked to leave, however, I object to being physically removed.
I just want to be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're causing a scene".
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I just want to be called "sir" without it being followed by "you're causing a scene".
For years I thought my name was God Dammit and my brothers name was Jesus Christ.
"God Dammit get in here, Jesus Christ what are you doing"?
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Got a little taste last night while changing channels and ran across AU's final drive against Georgia in 2005. 4th and 11 and Devin Arumahoppadomado is wide open over the middle. Ball gets punched out just before he crosses the goal but we recover in the end zone. Can't advance a fumble so it comes out, first and goal. Turned out to be a blessing because we ran the clock down to 8 seconds and keeked the winning touchdown. A most exhilarating victory.
How many days?
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Plus, a couple of days ago, I saw the first college preview mag I've seen come out. Sporting News College Football Preview. I have already broken down Wisconsin and Boston College whilst perched upon my lofty throne. The Rheem Whisperflush T-2000.
I will have superior football knowledge after a long summer of "research" in the library. The Battle For Teh Crowns will belong to Snaggle in 2013. I'll have a 12 pack of delicious coke product at the ready.
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If they try to physically remove you, tell them you are a reporter for www.tigersx.com and you know the format.
And when they say they've never heard of Tiger Sex, just ask them where the hell they think baby tigers come from.
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And when they say they've never heard of Tiger Sex, just ask them where the hell they think baby tigers come from.
Strangely, this made me chortle.
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For years I thought my name was God Dammit and my brothers name was Jesus Christ.
"God Dammit get in here, Jesus Christ what are you doing"?
But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
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Plus, a couple of days ago, I saw the first college preview mag I've seen come out. Sporting News College Football Preview. I have already broken down Wisconsin and Boston College whilst perched upon my lofty throne. The Rheem Whisperflush T-2000.
I will have superior football knowledge after a long summer of "research" in the library. The Battle For Teh Crowns will belong to Snaggle in 2013. I'll have a 12 pack of delicious coke product at the ready.
And plus. This one time. At band camp.
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And plus. This one time. At band camp.
You stuck a flute in your pussy?
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But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
We had never seen the belt, but we had heard about it. It was 9 feet long and 8 feet wide and covered in hooks that would tear the flesh from your bones.
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But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
You get a puddin pop.