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Title: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: wesfau2 on May 20, 2013, 03:34:23 PM
So...what's the plan?  Beach, lake, mountain, trailer park?  Inquiring minds want to know.

I'll do some light happy hour on the beach Friday.

Probably hit the beach for reals on Saturday.

Sunday will be yardwork followed by grilling shenanigans.

Monday....rest.

Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Saniflush on May 20, 2013, 03:39:01 PM
Sister coming into town Friday.  Drinks, supper, take her to the airport Saturday morning.

Think I am heading to the Ham Saturday afternoon to catch up with an old friend.  Either way copious amounts of alcohol will be involved. 
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 20, 2013, 03:55:04 PM
Heading to Columbus, Ga for  3 days of golf and drinking. (Prolly not in that order)

Friday             Eufaula
Sat                The Ft. Benning courses
Sun               One of the Robert Jones courses in that area.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 20, 2013, 04:06:54 PM
Hitting Lake Eufaula just for the day on Saturday.  Usually stay until Memorial Day but our daughter, who has been working on a cruise ship since about October, will be coming in Saturday night.  More than likely, I will have to forego the copious amounts of alcohol since I'll be driving everyone around all day on the jet ski and then driving back to Dothan that afternoon. 
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 20, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Hitting Lake Eufaula just for the day on Saturday.  Usually stay until Memorial Day but our daughter, who has been working on a cruise ship since about October, will be coming in Saturday night.  More than likely, I will have to forego the copious amounts of alcohol since I'll be driving everyone around all day on the jet ski and then driving back to Dothan that afternoon.

http://travelbuff.net/nudecruises.htm     ?????????
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2013, 05:22:15 PM
Headed to the outskirts of the Redneck Riviera on Saturday morning.  The plan for Sunday is: 1. Sleep in  2. Beach/beer  3. Pool/beer  4. Combination of 2 and 3
Monday the plan is to pick up a couple of pounds of smoked turkey and some ribs from Moe's and consume mass quantities working around #s 2 and 3 from Sunday.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: chityeah on May 20, 2013, 05:36:08 PM
I'm a meat cutter at Publix less than a mile from Pensacola Beach. $7.99 lb rib eyes. I'll be working my ass off. Y'all have fun be safe.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: CCTAU on May 20, 2013, 11:20:36 PM
Prolly take the camper to the lake. Hopefully ride in the boat. burn some meat and drinks some beer. But the boys coach is trying to get a baseball tourney scheduled.

I might just get drunk, stay at the lake,  and let the boy drive himself.

Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 21, 2013, 08:31:34 AM
Heading to Columbus, Ga for  3 days of golf and drinking. (Prolly not in that order)

Friday             Eufaula
Sat                The Ft. Benning courses
Sun               One of the Robert Jones courses in that area.

You're coming to town the weekend I will be in Savannah. Was just out at the Benning course Sunday. It's kinda crappy. RTJ = winning.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 21, 2013, 08:34:42 AM
Headed to the outskirts of the Redneck Riviera on Saturday morning.  The plan for Sunday is: 1. Sleep in  2. Beach/beer  3. Pool/beer  4. Combination of 2 and 3
Monday the plan is to pick up a couple of pounds of smoked turkey and some ribs from Moe's and consume mass quantities working around #s 2 and 3 from Sunday.

Pawwwll, we wuz down theyar at errr usual spot we stay at in panamawww citeee, and didjew knowd that those aubs wuz wearing all theyar shirts and what not down there? Don't they knowd weez the nashnul champeens and panamawww is bama country?
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2013, 09:18:49 AM
Pawwwll, we wuz down theyar at errr usual spot we stay at in panamawww citeee, and didjew knowd that those aubs wuz wearing all theyar shirts and what not down there? Don't they knowd weez the nashnul champeens and panamawww is bama country?

Should have been more specific...the bammer version of the Redneck Riviera, AKA Urng Beech.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: djsimp on May 21, 2013, 09:29:37 AM
Our plans, consist of staying at home and letting everyone come to us. We have done enough driving the last four years during holidays. It's everyone elses turn. I can tell you that my grill will almost constantly be burning animal flesh over hot coals.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 21, 2013, 10:57:31 AM
You're coming to town the weekend I will be in Savannah. Was just out at the Benning course Sunday. It's kinda crappy. RTJ = winning.

Depends on how many Generals work on a post= how good the course is maintained. 

I played Ft. McPherson in Atlanta when it was Southern command; it was like walking on carpet.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 21, 2013, 06:43:19 PM
Should have been more specific...the bammer version of the Redneck Riviera, AKA Urng Beech.

Oh I gotcha. But my statement is still 100% accurate.  :thumsup:
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 21, 2013, 06:47:55 PM
Family reunion. Maybe I'll get lucky again.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 21, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Family reunion. Maybe I'll get lucky again.
Rowwww taggghhhhddd!!!!
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2013, 10:18:59 PM
Oh I gotcha. But my statement is still 100% accurate.  :thumsup:

Yes.  Yes it is.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 21, 2013, 10:21:58 PM
Yes.  Yes it is.

Pawwwwll, Dem aubs wuz down theyar tryin ta sabbytage are party.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 22, 2013, 08:54:18 AM
Pawwwwll, Dem aubs wuz down theyar tryin ta sabbytage are party.

Don't they no we's dun took back tha state befur we dun started takin back our rightful spot on top a tha ENCEEAAYS?
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Ogre on May 23, 2013, 05:40:47 PM
We're leaving tomorrow morning for Disney World.  My 3 year old is stoked but I'd rather take a bullet to the face than go fight the crowd down there for the next 5 days. 
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 23, 2013, 05:59:13 PM
Pork butt, corn on the cob, coleslaw.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 23, 2013, 06:00:05 PM
We're leaving tomorrow morning for Disney World.  My 3 year old is stoked but I'd rather take a bullet to the face than go fight the crowd down there for the next 5 days.

You should go to Britain, they're butchering folks over there.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2013, 06:56:45 PM
You should go to Britain, they're butchering folks over there.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 23, 2013, 09:23:46 PM
Low Country Boil.  Patiently awaiting AU_Tiger_2000's response to tell me why it's not a Low Country Boil.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 23, 2013, 09:37:36 PM
Frogmore Stew would feed a 100 or more,  but 5 pounds of shrimp won't feed me alone.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2013, 10:57:04 PM
We're leaving tomorrow morning for Disney World.  My 3 year old is stoked but I'd rather take a bullet to the face than go fight the crowd down there for the next 5 days.

That may be worse than going to the water park on spring break week...prayers lifted.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 24, 2013, 10:04:27 AM
Low Country Boil.  Patiently awaiting AU_Tiger_2000's response to tell me why it's not a Low Country Boil.

It's cause I grew up on top of a hill.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Jumbo on May 24, 2013, 11:14:32 AM
Werking all weekend. :thumsup:
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 24, 2013, 11:22:18 AM
Werking all weekend. :thumsup:

That sucks, really sucks. Unless of course you own your own bidness.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2013, 11:52:06 AM
Werking all weekend. :thumsup:

You misspelled "twerking."
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 24, 2013, 12:00:48 PM
It's cause I grew up on top of a hill.

Wait, I thought you grew up in LA?
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 24, 2013, 12:49:16 PM
Wait, I thought you grew up in LA?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXembRnnoLoZ8UN9mu2mDf2wGQblEEU_Y7potgtdHMVKfWR6K8)
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 24, 2013, 01:05:56 PM
Wait, I thought you grew up in LA?

I didn't say it was a big hill.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 27, 2013, 12:09:50 PM
Ribs on the smoker, Yuengling in my belly, Hank on the radio.   God bless America.

But seriously,  thanks to all who served.  Especially to those on our corner of the internet.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 27, 2013, 07:07:01 PM
Which one of you is this in Destin?
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 28, 2013, 07:44:03 AM
Which one of you is this in Destin?
Well, it's too tall to be Wes, and we all know snags loves him some 30A, so.......
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Godfather on May 28, 2013, 04:48:04 PM
Well, it's too tall to be Wes, and we all know snags loves him some 30A, so.......
To much hair for it to be Snags...
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 28, 2013, 05:41:25 PM
I would love to be able to wear some sort of thong like this and really show off my beach bod. Have people ask me how I got so ripped and stuff. But, I just wouldn't have any place to put all my junk. That's why I have to wear the bermudas. Come to an inch below the knee.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 28, 2013, 06:12:57 PM
I would love to be able to wear some sort of thong like this and really show off my beach bod. Have people ask me how I got so ripped and stuff. But, I just wouldn't have any place to put all my junk. That's why I have to wear the bermudas. Come to an inch below the knee.

I can see why you need bermuda shorts. You have to pick up a lot of junk...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-G7vOYcQsKaA/TW0MF7BkrAI/AAAAAAAAAus/l6oX61aXbJA/s1600/IMG_3007.JPG)
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 28, 2013, 06:27:19 PM
I sees me a strap-on in that mess.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Godfather on May 29, 2013, 10:50:03 AM
I sees me a strap-on in that mess.
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 29, 2013, 10:51:53 AM
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 10:57:13 AM
Probably the one you fucked your fake girlfriend with.
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.

I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 29, 2013, 11:18:18 AM
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.


I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."

Sensitivity 101
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 11:31:36 AM
Sensitivity 101

Fuck that, especially with respect to bammers. I gotta get mine and GTFO.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: GH2001 on May 29, 2013, 09:02:10 PM
Well it is totally feasible that he picked up a bammer on THAT beach.


I only got to fucked her once, and that was enough to kick her ass down the road. It's hard to nut when she's calling me "Nick the Dick."

I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce. 
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: DnATL on May 29, 2013, 10:42:10 PM
I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce.
he wears aluminum condoms (tinfoil jimmyhat)
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 29, 2013, 10:59:51 PM
I strongly advise you to not nut anywhere near a vagina please. We want no possible chance that you could reproduce.

Too late. I am Anonymous, we are legion.
Title: Re: Memorial Day Weekend
Post by: Saniflush on May 30, 2013, 06:41:24 AM
Too late. I am Anonymous, we are legion lesions.

Fixt