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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on May 16, 2013, 10:32:26 AM
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is currently at $475 million.
That is all.
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Dayum. I can think of a few things I could do with that kind of coin.
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I'd buy Nick Saban's daughter.
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Dayum. I can think of a few things I could do with that kind of coin.
I can think of one...
Any damn thing I want...
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I was watching that ESPN special last night on the athletes who went from mega millionaires to bankrupt. The 20,000 square foot houses, the garages with 20 collector cars, the entourages at the clubs and making it rain to the tune of $10K-$15K a night....
I get it. For so many pro athletes, in their mind, that's the way it's supposed to be. You get that big contract, you have to out-bling the next guy. But, that's the last thing I want. Not sayin' I wouldn't buy some nice shit. I would. If I was to come into that kind of ca$h, I'd pay my house off, get a phat house at the beach, some nice wheels and a boat. Then my idea of saying I made it big would be watching an ocean sunset from my deck, sipping on a frosty cold adult beverage while the shrimp are boiling.
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It's not worth the drive to me till it gets to 480. Tax consequences and all.
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It's not worth the drive to me till it gets to 480. Tax consequences and all.
That's why I posted the number. Getting close to time to play. To show you how many people are playing it now, the jackpot was at $350 million for last night's drawing. Personally, I'm just as stoked about the $30 million jackpot as I am $150 million. Either way....it's on.
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That's why I posted the number. Getting close to time to play. To show you how many people are playing it now, the jackpot was at $350 million for last night's drawing. Personally, I'm just as stoked about the $30 million jackpot as I am $150 million. Either way....it's on.
Yeah...I was in line at the 7-11 here with tons of people buying them. I only had one dollar left over from my gatorade purchase, so I went with the $1 ticket and $160M mega million jackpot instead of the $2 ticket and $350M power ball purchase.
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I was watching that ESPN special last night on the athletes who went from mega millionaires to bankrupt. The 20,000 square foot houses, the garages with 20 collector cars, the entourages at the clubs and making it rain to the tune of $10K-$15K a night....
I get it. For so many pro athletes, in their mind, that's the way it's supposed to be. You get that big contract, you have to out-bling the next guy. But, that's the last thing I want. Not sayin' I wouldn't buy some nice shit. I would. If I was to come into that kind of ca$h, I'd pay my house off, get a phat house at the beach, some nice wheels and a boat. Then my idea of saying I made it big would be watching an ocean sunset from my deck, sipping on a frosty cold adult beverage while the shrimp are boiling.
I wouldn't touch the principle, but live off of the interest, and I wouldn't have it here either. Not valued in US dollars, but gold and other instruments outside of the US. Maybe even move to Iceland where the kill those fucking bankers that try to steal our money.
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Yeah...I was in line at the 7-11 here with tons of people buying them. I only had one dollar left over from my gatorade purchase, so I went with the $1 ticket and $160M mega million jackpot instead of the $2 ticket and $350M power ball purchase.
Man, if you win the $160M when you could have had the $350M, I'm gonna' point and laugh and say, "You are one pathetic loser."
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Man, if you win the $160M when you could have had the $350M, I'm gonna' point and laugh and say, "You are one pathetic loser."
Then I am going to offer your wife and daughter $1M each for one night with them as we all point and laugh at you...
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Then I am going to offer your wife and daughter $1M each for one night with them as we all point and laugh at you...
$1 million for one night?
Honey, don't worry. You have a good time. I'll get the boy to bed and take care of the dogs. No, no, you run along. Don't worry about a thing. Enjoy yourself. Not too much. (wink wink) See you in the morning.
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I wouldn't touch the principle, but live off of the interest, and I wouldn't have it here either. Not valued in US dollars, but gold and other instruments outside of the US. Maybe even move to Iceland where the kill those fudgeing bankers that try to steal our money.
I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
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I'm touching the principle.
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I'd buy a chain of strip clubs and get an ass lift.
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I'd do two chicks at the same time
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I'd do two chicks at the same time
Yep. It would be $2M well spent.
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Yep. It would be $2M well spent.
If you can put up with the bitching and griping, I'll see what I can do.
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If you can put up with the bitching and griping, I'll see what I can do.
Apparently being able to gag them has never been an option for you.
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I'd do two chicks at the same time
I'd just have a vagina installed on my right hand. A big gaping one, of course. No scabs or odor though.
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Apparently being able to gag them has never been an option for you.
I've had a bunch of them tell me that I made them gag. Some of them have never even seen my big cock.
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I'd do two chicks at the same time
Been there done that at 18 y/o. And I have the soiled condoms to prove it.
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Been there done that at 18 y/o. And I have the soiled condoms to prove it.
Goat crap is really hard to clean off a condom?
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If you can put up with the bitching and griping, I'll see what I can do.
That's what balls are for...wait...
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Goat crap is really hard to clean off a condom?
So are wasp stings apparently.
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Goat crap is really hard to clean off a condom?
More importantly, what kind of fucking weirdo saves a used condom????
Oh, wait...
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More importantly, what kind of fucking weirdo saves a used condom????
Oh, wait...
Al Gore told me to.
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More importantly, what kind of fucking weirdo saves a used condom????
Oh, wait...
It's a money making venture. You fill them up and then sell them to the gays as a take away lunch.
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It's a money making venture. You fill them up and then sell them to the gays as a take away lunch.
I've been blowing them up and selling as blow jobs to go for years...copywrite