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Title: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 23, 2013, 02:19:38 PM: ...while making a duck face.

Some of you in the Mobile area may have heard of this guy. David J. Maloney, attorney at law.

Swell guy, I tell you.

(http://www.maloney-frost.com/images/main.jpg)

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21174_10101263705396078_1573484762_n.jpg)
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Saniflush on April 23, 2013, 02:52:57 PM: Are we supposed to be providing a beat down here?
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2013, 02:58:12 PM: Yep. He wears a pinky ring too. I would suspect that rings been in several of his own orifices.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 23, 2013, 03:09:45 PM: Cooter Sweat. Push it til it hurts.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: wesfau2 on April 23, 2013, 03:29:13 PM: His commercials are hilarious in that the top of his head is always cropped out of the shot or covered. He has to hide the bald.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: chinook on April 23, 2013, 03:33:00 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 23, 2013, 03:29:13 PM
His commercials are hilarious in that the top of his head is always cropped out of the shot or covered. He has to hide the bald.

snags take note.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2013, 03:38:35 PM: I can tell by looking at this guy that he doesn't care. He doesn't even care about the Eskimo chick he's square dancing with.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 23, 2013, 03:45:40 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 23, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
snags take note.

Yoooouu're despicable
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 23, 2013, 04:21:05 PM: Quote from: chinook on April 23, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
snags take note.

I got your back and some Rogain. (Super large size for both of us)
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 23, 2013, 04:28:17 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2013, 03:38:35 PM
I can tell by looking at this guy that he doesn't care. He doesn't even care about the Eskimo chick he's square dancing with.

I'm not so certain that is a chick. If it is, then I'm pretty damn certain it wasn't always one.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Godfather on April 23, 2013, 04:32:36 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 23, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
I'm not so certain that is a chick. If it is, then I'm pretty damn certain it wasn't always one.
Because her adams apple is bigger then her balls?
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 23, 2013, 04:36:31 PM: Quote from: Godfather on April 23, 2013, 04:32:36 PM
Because her adams apple is bigger then her balls?

I bet her hands are as big as Andre the Giant's.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2013, 04:50:35 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 23, 2013, 04:28:17 PM
I'm not so certain that is a chick. If it is, then I'm pretty damn certain it wasn't always one.
Whatever it was, he still doesn't care. I want a lawyer who cares. Not in a sexual way, mind you.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 23, 2013, 04:52:24 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 23, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Whatever it was, he still doesn't care. I want a lawyer who cares. Not in a sexual way, mind you.

I care. I really ca...wait, you said not in a sexual way.

Never mind.
Title: Re: He Will Personally Return Your Call
Post by: RWS on April 23, 2013, 08:48:17 PM: He also has a Lamborghini. He enters it into local car shows sometimes, and his "woman" models with it.