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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 09:28:49 AM

Title: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 09:28:49 AM: There's always excitement when a new staff takes over. You hope they have a new way of coaching, a better way of motivating the players. Something the previous staff either lost or just didn't have. But this? Just not sure how this is going to work. TimesDaily.com copypasta....

"A DB gets put in all different situations. He's like a fireman. Sometimes you've got to get it done. There's technique, and there's resultnique. We all love resultnique. Good resultnique is the nique that everybody cares about. Some people call it getting it done, and some people are married to a technique that will get them divorced. I'm not into getting divorced, ask my wife. I've always told my wife, if you leave me, I'm leaving with you. ... What I'm saying is don't get married to anything that don't work. Be married to W's, winning." â€” Melvin Smith
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: GH2001 on March 26, 2013, 10:00:53 AM: That fella has a way with words. Even bottomfeeder is envious.
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: CCTAU on March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM: I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 26, 2013, 11:36:58 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM
I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.

:charles: But I chortled anyways.
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: JR4AU on March 26, 2013, 11:43:27 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on March 26, 2013, 10:24:51 AM
I understand what he is saying. But damn. If his wife got beat like our DBs did last season, Forget divorce! He'd be in jail right now.

:bugs:
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 26, 2013, 11:44:25 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 09:28:49 AM
What I'm saying is don't get married to anything that don't work.

I had one of those-I call her Ex-wife.
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: djsimp on March 26, 2013, 01:10:25 PM: Well the resultnique of getting married is not always what one thinks. Take Snaggle for instance, he ended up with no balls. Me, ME!, I have 17 kids. Run away Melvin, run as fast as you can!
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 01:35:34 PM: Quote from: djsimp on March 26, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
Well the resultnique of getting married is not always what one thinks. Take Snaggle for instance, he ended up with no balls. Me, ME!, I have 17 kids. Run away Melvin, run as fast as you can!

Hey Jack, look here. I've got balls. I just choose not to take them with me everywhere I go. They're safer in that mason jar on my wife's dresser.
Title: Re: I Thought We'd Be Better
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 26, 2013, 02:01:15 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2013, 01:35:34 PM
Hey Jack, look here. I've got balls. I just choose not to take them with me everywhere I go. They're safer in that mason jar on my wife's dresser.

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